AU! Young Draco Malfoy visits the zoo on the same day as the Dursleys and Harry. Draco notices Harry talking to a snake, and the blond boy is convinced that he met the next Dark Lord.

Voldemort tries to kill baby Harry.

Albus Dumbledore is looking for a new Charms Professor.

Neville bumps into Draco Malfoy and loses his Remembrall in the process. Neville and his friends try to find it.

Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley are playing around with the Enlargement Charm. Albus Dumbledore finds them.

The second task of the Triwizard Tournament proves to be a surprise for the champions.

Five years after the house-elves working at Hogwarts were freed by Hermione, Harry sends his young house-elf on a mission.

Instead of Ron Weasley, Harry is joined by Dumbledore on his first ride to Hogwarts. The friendship between two strange first-years begins.

When Voldemort tries to kill little Harry, he falls right into an ancient man's trap and comes face to face with the only one he ever feared.

Everyone knows that Severus Snape was hot. During his lifetime, hundreds of women and men tried to pick him up, but he certainly wasn't easy. But did anyone ever succeed?

Harry Potter is a Squib. Albus Dumbledore sees it as a great opportunity to defeat Voldemort with his favourite power, Love.

Tom Riddle asks Hagrid on a date. A beautiful romance blossoms. I'm sorry.

Albus Dumbledore goes camping with the students. In the Forbidden Forest. Sounds like a good idea.

Albus Dumbledore is contacted by the Dursleys. They are desperate for help and ask him to investigate a problem. A very, very loud problem.

I am not proud of this story. But at least there is food, so that's a plus.

AU! Susan Bones joins Harry and Ron in their compartment before the first year at Hogwarts begins. The unusual trio is brought together by sweets and shampoo.

Harry Potter receives a mysterious letter, inviting him to enroll in Uagadou School of Magic in Uganda. The Headmaster promises a fortune to the Dursleys if Harry accepts. Harry accepts.

Playing Quidditch is more dangerous than ever. With Dementors in the sky and AirPods in his ears, Harry tries his best to win the match for Gryffindor. Hermione is worried but could her feelings mean something more?

Harry and Dumbledore are looking for a Horcrux in an abandoned muggle factory.

Severus Snape is cooking with muggles. Albus Dumbledore finds it fascinating.

The third task of the Triwizard Tournament is speed dating. Harry, armed with lots of cheesy pick up lines and classy dress robes, wants to win.

Harry meets up with his secret boyfriend, Draco Malfoy. Ginny Weasley catches them during an ... intimate moment. She is angry. And Albus Dumbledore rides on his phoenix.

Voldemort kills Harry during their duel. He declares himself a dark lord, but there seems to be a fault in his logic and a man with a moustache sees right through it.

After the events of 5th year, Harry finally decides to become who he was meant to be. A powerful, strong wizard. Harry has had enough of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides to confront the old stupid man. Harry tells the headmaster all the things that he will never let happen again. Powerful!Harry, Idiot!Dumbledore.

Massive AU. Mace Windu is not player by Samuel L Jackson and the fate of the galaxy changes greatly.

Harry/Draco. Harry's dreams have never been exactly normal. But why is Draco Malfoy constantly appearing in his dreams lately? Harry decides that he needs to do something about it. He asks Draco out on a date.

The day before Christmas Eve, Harry is visited by no other than Santa himself. What is even more surprising is the fact that Santa has a daughter and she needs Harry's help. What will happen when Harry visits their home and gets to spend a whole day with a beautiful girl? Warning - a lot of snow... and romance.

Can you imagine a world in which Hermione isn't black? Just how much would that little difference actually change?

While the students are asleep, someone sneaks around the dark halls of the castle. Harry is on a mission to explore the girls' bathroom and nobody is safe.

What if Harry Potter was from Japan? Massive AU.

Harry/Draco. After years of living in solitude and without anyone to take care of him, Harry gets his Hogwarts letter. In Diagon Alley, he meets Draco Malfoy, who becomes his very first friend. What will happen when they both start wanting something more than just friendship? And will Harry finally discover the answer to the most important question - what is love?

Harry Potter finds a smartphone. He is confused.

That pretty much sums it up.

What if Harry Potter had a twin brother named James? Read their crazy adventures here!

Fred i George mają pomysł na prank. Wychodzi im on dobrze. W sumie to samo co już żem napisał w angielskim, tylko że w polskim. Ostrzeżenie - seksualne sytuacje i duży poziom choroby umysłowej. Za uszczerbki na zdrowiu nie odpowiadam.

The war lost years ago, only Harry and Dumbledore remain. After a deadly search, they finally find their last hope - the ancient Magical Core, the core of all magic in the world. Will they try to destroy it? Will they try to wield its power themselves? Whatever they choose, the consequences will change the world forever.

Cześć! Jak się masz? To jest moja fanfikcja. Nie potrafię bardzo po polski. Przepraszam.

Je ne parle pas français. Je suis vraiment désolé.

The first ever, Hogwarts Duelling Competition! Will Harry be able to win? And why the hell is Snape participating?

Harry arrives at Hogwarts to start his first year of magical education. However, during the welcoming speech, the Headmaster announces that Hogwarts will now be a Butter School. Just what exactly does he mean? Is he truly mad, like Ron's brothers always told him? Or is it all an act of the greatest wizard alive? And if it is an act, just what exactly is the Headmaster planning?

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Harry's and Draco's fight in the Diagon Alley. There will be blood, dead bodies and earmuffs. Complete!

why is poo poo coming out my ass ?

"Tonight you die, Harry Potter," Voldemort announced and smiled gleefully. "No." Harry grinned. "Tonight, I dance."

YOU have been chosen to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Embark on your own adventure in this all new fanfiction set in the wizarding world, years before Harry Potter received his Hogwarts letter. Explore never-before-seen rooms of Hogwarts Castle and investigate ancient mysteries. Learn powerful magic and knowledge from Professors Dumbledore, Snape, and more.

Harry meets Draco for the first time. Draco insults Harry's mother. Harry replies. Draco dies. That's basically the whole story, you don't have to bother actually opening this masterpiece.

Severus Snape finally confesses his love to Lily.

After six years of hard work, I've finally completed this masterpiece. I lost my family and friends, became addicted to energy drinks, got fired from my job and almost died twice. However, it was all worth it, as I now have something to be proud of. Prepare your favourite snacks, get yourself comfortable, and enjoy.

Albus Dumbledore introduces the wizarding world to Tom Riddle. Complete.

Inspired by the Agatha Christie's classic. A smart, thought-provoking murder mystery. Not for the faint-hearted and easily disturbed.

While serving the Malfoys, Dobby had a lot of crazy adventures. Here's one of them.

Harriet Potter starts her education at Hogwarts. New world, friends, enemies and adventures await her! Book 1 of my Harriet Potter series - now complete!

Little Draco visits the zoo with his father. What kind of adventure awaits them?

An epic tale of how one Harry Potter became the most feared wizard in modern history. Not for the faint-hearted. Complete!

Harry Potter and his friends attend the best Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson ever. Complete, no bashing, no slash, competent Lockhart.

A tale of forbidden romance between a boy and a hat. Harry Potter meets the Sorting Hat and for the first time in his live, he feels truly happy.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his dogfather, and his brothel. He is mistreated, abused, and neglected. So why is he a Derk Wizerd? NonBWL!Harry. Not my typical Harry's brothel is the Bad Boy Who Lived story.

Godric Gryffindor proposes to build a school. Safe to say, his friends don't share his enthusiasm. Oneshot, complete, no bashing, no pairings, realistic founders, winner of the Fan Fiction Creativity Award 2017 times in a row, mentioned in Tom Riddle's Top 10 Stories That Make You Regret Being Born, Order of Merlin (First Class).

The war is over. The Order of the Phoenix was completely destroyed. Albus Dumbledore goes back in time to save the world. Complete, no bashing, no slash, Good!Dumbledore, Smart!Voldemort, winner of The Fan Fiction Creativity Award 7 times in the future that's in the past, mentioned in Doctor Who's Top 10 Time Travel Stories, Order of Merlin (First Class).

Hary Pot goes to Hogwarts! He gets sorted into a new house and is tutored by no other than Tom Marvolo Riddle! Read and see what will happen in this amazing story! Oneshot, complete, winner of the Fan Fiction Creativity Award 911 times in a row, mentioned in Moaning Myrtle's Top 10 Moaning, Order of Merlin (First Class).

Harry Potter goes to Diagon Alley with his new Defence Against The Dark Arts professor, Harry Potter. There, they meet Mr. Harry Potter. Meanwhile, Dark Lord Harry Potter plans his revenge on Harry Potter.

What if Harry Potter wasn't The Boy Who Lived? What would happen to him then? Oneshot, complete, no bashing, winner of The Fan Fiction Creativity Award in a row, mentioned in Tolkien's Top 10 Stories, mentioned in Harry Potter's Top 10 Harry Potters, Order of Merlin (First Class).

A serial killer at Hogwarts! When panic and paranoia kicks in, what will Harry do? Oneshot, complete, no bashing, no pairings, no slash, intelligent Harry, winner of The Fan Fiction Creativity Award 0 times in a row, mentioned in Hannibal Lecter's Top 10 Serial Killers, mentioned in Agatha Christie's Top 10 Murder Mysteries, Order of Merlin (First Class).

Where Harry is furious, people are racist and the headmaster is way cooler than Gandalf.

The famous duel between Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald. A tale of forbidden love and forgiveness. Oneshot, complete, winner of The Fan Fiction Creativity Award 1945 times in a row, mentioned in Bruce Lee's Top 10 Fight Scenes Ever, mentioned in a random youtuber's video Top 10 Anime Betreyals, Order of Merlin (First Class).

What if someone rewrote Harry Potter books so they rhyme? Oneshot, complete, no pairings, no bashing, no slash, all 7 years, written by a famous poet from England, mentioned in William Shakespeare's Top 10 Best Poetry, winner of The Fan Fiction Creativity Award 30 times in a row, Order of Merlin (First Class).

A tragic story of a secret romance. Hagrid/Tom Riddle, oneshot, complete, no bashing, realistic Voldemort, winner of The Fan Fiction Creativity Award a lot of times in a row, mentioned in Kanye West's Top 69 Romance Stories Made By Human Kind, mentioned in J.wling's Top 10 What Have You Done To My Books, Order of Merlin (First Class).

Fred and George have the greatest prank idea ever. Oneshot, complete, no pairings, no slash, no bashing, intelligent Dumbledore, winner of the Fan Fiction Creativity Award 69 times in a row, mentioned in J.wling's Top 10 What Have You Done To My Books, mentioned in Michael's Jackson Top 1 Worst Fan Fiction Ever, Order of Merlin (First Class).

Read to discover the true story of Harry Potter. Oneshot, complete, no bashing, no slash, no pairings, winner of The Fan Fiction Creativity Award, winner of The Michael Jackson's Top 1 Worst Fan Fiction, winner of The Top Ten Anime Fight Scenes, Order of Merlin (First Class).

Shrek gets a letter from Hogwarts and leaves his lovely swamp to become the first ever ogre wizard. Oneshot, complete, no bashing, no pairings, winner of the FanFiction Creativity Award seventy times in a row, mentioned in Top 10 Worst Fanfiction ever, Order of Merlin (First Class).