"hARYY POTTer is DEADTH! HAHAHAHAHAHA"! vOLDMORT SAID. "I am the DARK LORD NOW!" Vlomderot said agAIN

"Excuse me, Mr Voldemort, but you can't possibly expect us to believe that you're a dark lord," a man standing by said.

VloDEMORT LOOKED AT HIM ANGRILY! "aND WHY THE FFUCK NOT?!" he ASKED.

"Well, it's quite obvious actually. You cannot be a dark lord, because your skin is rather... pale," the man finished, twirling his moustache.

vOLMDORT WAS ANGRYY! bUT the mANS LOGIC WAS TOO BETTER! "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK! 1!" VloMODRTEER SCREAMED AND FUCKING KILLED HIMSELF!

The end.