To Bring a Smile:

With A Smile

SedMai

Disclaimer: All Harry Potter and Batman characters rights and properties goes to JK Rowling and Warner Bros Pictures/ DC Comics. No money is being made in the creation of this story. It's sole purpose is for poorly written entertainment. All other characters are fictional.

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Walking through the lonely prison. You could feel the oppression, it's like an invisible smoke waifing in the air. Ready to choke the life out of a person if they let it get to them. The prison once housed some of the most dangerous criminals in Great Britain. The jailors were not any better. Creatures so foul and evil they sucked the happiness out of your soul. Azkaban had still kept its duties as a prison, but the Dementors no longer worked as the correctional officers. Prisoners such as Bellatrix Lestrange, had shown that you can't enter Azkaban and come back sane. The prison now acts as an asylum trying to use muggle psychological treatments to help the prisoners with mental instabilities. The Dementors may not be roaming the halls of Azkaban anymore, but it still doesn't mean that there is any happiness to spread.

"We call them the class of 98'."

"Why?"

Katie looked at the new hire, "Most came from the same class at Hogwarts. They were classmates of mine." Katie looked off, "I cry for them once in awhile. They really did live hard lives and the wizarding world has done little to help them. Azkaban has been re-established with the help of Malfoy Corp to provide need for the criminally insane."

Katie dropped folders onto the table and opened the first one. "Ron Weasley, aka "The Riddler". During school he was a chess genius. His work didn't display that same intellect. Apparently during the Department of Mystery skirmish, he became injured from the brain creatures in the DoM. It took some time, but his mind changed. He's obsessed with Riddles and most of his crimes involves him leaving some clues to follow. Currently he's committed to psychiatric testing here until his trial."

Katie opened up the next folder, "Nymphadora Tonks, aka "Clayface". Her whereabouts are currently unknown. She was an auror, up until the Death Eater massacre at Hogwarts. Then she and her husband went rogue and started a bonnie and clyde crime spree. Tonks is a metamorphmagus, so she could be anybody, anytime." Opening up another folder, "Her husband Remus Lupin, aka Bane. Mr. Lupin is a werewolf. Wanting to get rid of his lycanthropy, Mr. Lupin took an experimental drug. The drug did the opposite, instead of giving him his humanity back, he is now a constant werewolf. To keep himself from going berserk, he had tubes implanted into his body thats constantly giving him a modified wolfsbane potion through his bloodstream. This allows him to keep his sanity, but he will always be in his werewolf form. For this reason he wears a mask. Current whereabouts unknown."

"Fred and George Weasley, also known as the Penguins. They are CEO's of Weasley Wizarding Wheezes. We think they are the inventors of numerous illegal weapons for the class of 98', but we also believe that they handle all the money for most of the criminals you will be seeing here and analyzing."

"This is all well and good information, but why are you telling me this. I'm a criminal psychologist. I'm not a detective. My priority is for my patients mental well being."

"Please indulge me for a few more minutes." Opening up another folder, "Selina Kyle, aka Catwoman. As the Catwoman she is an international thief. As Selina Kyle she is a beloved member of the animal rights community. The reason why she is among this group is this picture." A picture was shown of Selena as she was running, her blond hair looked as if it was turning a bushy brown. "We think that Selina Kyle is really the brightest witch of our age, Hermione Granger, who is a lobbyist for the equality for all sentient magical creatures."

"Neville Longbottom, aka Poison Ivy. He is a brilliant botanist, who was working on a cure for his parents comatose state. His research focused on ways of triggering the brains synapsis that lay dormant. Mr. Longbottom had an accident in the lab where a gas leak was absorbed into his body. Now he can at will produce a poison on this skin of his body. His blood has been replaced with chlorophyll which is the reason for his green skin color. He is essentially a living plant. Mr. Longbottom had broken out and his whereabouts are unknown."

"Finally, Harry Potter, aka The Joker, aka Mr. J. The most dangerous of the entire group. Not only is he powerful magically, but he is also very clever, ruthless, and insane." Looking at them was a picture of a young man who face was painted completely white. He had a red smile painted on his face as it extended up into his cheeks. His hair was green as, he looked the most sinister of the group. "Harry or the Joker was brought in here a few years ago as he tried and destroy the ministry. He used albatrosses as crop dusters to spray a gas into the main area of the ministry. Many people were laughing themselves insane from this gas. He would have got away if it wasn't for a masked vigilante. We still don't know who that was."

Katie turned to the new recruit. "Look, the ministry wants to just throw them into the veil, but the public outcry would be too great for that to happen. You're here to figure out why these individuals turned out the way they did. They are the biggest black mark against the wizarding world here in Britain. "

Nodding her head, "I want to see The Joker first."

Katie nodded, "I figured you would. He's waiting for you in one of our secure rooms. I must warn her, he is very charming and persuasive. You need to be on guard at all times."

"Don't worry about me, I'm the leading expert on the criminal mind. I've talked with some of the worst serial killers in the world. I will be just fine.'

Katie nodded as she lead her to the secure room. An auror was posted out front, but moved to the side and opened the door. "I'll leave you to your work Doctor."

The doctor stepped inside as the guard closed the door behind her. Sitting in a secure chair was Harry Potter, he was shackled down with very little room for movement. He was just smiling at her with a huge smile. "My aren't you a pretty one."

"Hello Mr J. or should I call you Harry."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, only my close personal friends call me Harry anymore. I think we need to get to know one another a little more before we can get that intimate." Harry just smiled even wider, "What is your name my dear?"

"It's Dr. Quinzel, Dr. Harleen Quinzel" She returned the smile with adoration and love in her eyes, "Puddin'"

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"There you have it *sniff* the story of my young life. Mr. J here kiddos. Luna and I would like to thank everyone for the views, follows, favorites and reviews. It will be sad to leave you guys, but do not fret. Maybe in some distant future you will see yours truly again. I have so much more chaos to spread isn't that right Luna dear."

"Righty oh Mr. J. Now where did I put it."

"Huh Luna what are you looking for?"

"I seemed to have lost the illudium q-36 explosive space modulator. I thought I saw Dobby in a centurion helmet around here a few hours ago. Heh, probably not a big deal."

"Okaaay, well the writer wants say a few words. If he must."

"Thanks Mr. J, like he said I want to thank everyone for the kind words. For everyone who viewed, followed, favorited and reviewed. A few years ago, I had an idea about how can I turn the HP characters into the Batman rogues gallery, especially Harry into Joker. I got this little idea that I thought would just be a one-shot, but then Luna turned into Harley and then all the characters just kinda came. The problem I had with this story is that it was very Harry/Joker centric and you can't keep a story going that is so out there. At some point it has to end. So this is what you could say is a prequel. I do have another story in this universe that I want to write. It will have a different tone, but I feel it's a story that fits in this universe. I already have a title. To Bring a Smile: Two Sides to a Coin. This title should give you a clue to who I'm talking about. Do not worry, Mr. J will be making an appearance in the story. I will post on here that when the new story is up, probably in a few months when I get a chance to write. Hope you like it. Now back to Mr. J."

"Sheesh, what a windbag. Hmm, As the closing music plays and the spotlight shines on me. SPOTLIGHT! That's better. I wish to say that I enjoyed my time with you and if you should wish to reward me please send cash to…"

"Mr J."

"Fine! We shall see each other again, I'm sure. I will alert you all when I have another story to tell. Now for the Goodbye song, Luna ready.

"Of Course Mr. J."

Hey, this was really fun

We hope you liked it too

Seems like we've just begun

When suddenly we're through

Goodbye, goodbye, good friends, goodbye

Cause now it's time to go

But, hey, I say, well, that's OK

Cause we'll see you very soon, I know

Very soon, I know

Goodbye, goodbye, good friends, goodbye

And tomorrow, just like today

(Goodbye - today)

Mr J., Luna and the Big Old Castle

We'll be waiting for you to come and play

To come and play, to come and play

Bye now!

"Mr. J *sniff* Signing Out"