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Shit I like:

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Shit to live by:

"Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways."

"If you're going to die anyway, why not make it miserable for someone you don't like?"

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

"Hard work has never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life."

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

"When you have someone out to assassinate you, you know you're a sucsess in something."

"They can break your skin, so long as you break their bones."

"If life threw him lemons, he took those lemons and beat life to death with them. Then, he would pour the juice into life's wounds, just to remind life that he wasn't someone to boss around."

"These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it."

"Some things you can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know."

"That's Santa's evil twin, Satan."

"Don't call what he has "mental issues" ...call them "mental equations"."

"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better."

"I am rapidly running out of tomorrows on which to begin studying."

"Oh, you should always waste time you when you don't have any!"

"AHAHA! You are funny. I'll kill you last."

"Stress is caused by giving a fuck."

"Good Luck to everyone with exams, especially the ones who are reading this now instead of studying."

"Bird feeding? That's cool. I'll just be over here, feeding my freaking-pet-shinigami."

"Twinkle twinkle little star. I want to hit you with a car, throw you off a tree so high, hope you break your neck and die."

"If you run away now, you'll be running away for the rest of your life."

"Always make sure to kill the good characters. Don't even give hint that they might die. Just kill them."

"That awkward moment when you're digging a hole to hide a body... and you find another body."

"There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part. So just give me a happy middle and a very happy start."

"Never underestimate what a Capricorn knows... about you. They often know more than you think."

"If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level. But I wouldn't die from the long fall, I'd die from oxygen deprivation."

"Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I am crazy therefore I am not crazy, isn't that crazy?"

"Yesterday's magic is today's science, just as today's magic is only tomorrow's science."

"Everything's always alright in the end, if it's not, then it's not the end."

"London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down on my shoulders. The bones beneath will bend and break, bend and break, bend and break. The bones beneath will bend and break, but what comes after?"

"In your life expect some trouble, when you worry you make it double."

"Do not agree to a disagreeable thing spoken by someone you like or disagree to an agreeable thing spoken by someone you dislike." -Dylan Thomas

"Love all. Trust few. Do wrong to none." - William Shakespeare

"Mine honor is my life; both grow in one; take honor from me and my life is done." -William Shakespeare

"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else." -John Burroghs

"If you're not sure what to be prepared for, prepare for everything."

"My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain." - Charlie Chaplin

Updates: (7-12-17) Hahaha, lol i have been so not active on here. Just updated Kuroko in America tho. Expect other shit by the end of summer.