Me: And... the second chappie!Sorry for the long wait, guys, the laptop's Internet Explorer crashed and we had to get it fixed... Plus my old laptop's Google ain't work either. I'm getting a new one soon :D
Luffy: Do I get food now? :D
Me: You'll get it in the chapter! :) And no Minecrafters here, sad... :(
Kidd: So?
Me: Shut up.
Kidd: Make me.
Me: You forgot I'm the author here xD *claps hands*
Kidd: MMMPPHHHH!
Me: Yo mouth's glued now :D
Kidd: LIKE I WOULD BE STOPPED BY THAT!
Me: D: S... Start the story!
Luffy: I thought you need a disclaimer.
Me: YES, YES! I DON'T OWN ONE PIECE, JUST START THE STORY.
"Alright... So we're stuck together. What now?" Bonney grumbled, looking grouchy.
"I call the role of the captain!" Luffy and Kidd immediately shouted, before turning and glaring at each other.
"We're all captains here, and it's not like we're a crew. Just do what you can." X Drake stated, looking around the Thousand Sunny.
Some of the others looked like they were going to protest, but they just grumbled and spread out around the ship to do their own thing.
"There's no food in the kitchen!" Bonney complained, sticking her head into the refrigerator. Law gave her an exasperated look.
"If we really travelled 138 years into the future, I'm so sure there would be a fresh supply of meat and cakes in the refrigerator." Law said sarcastically.
"What?! No food?! We're gonna dieeee!" Luffy yelled, practically sobbing.
"75% chance we will not starve... 10% chance we will..." Hawkins mumbled, looking at his cards as usual. Everyone either ignored him or glared at him.
"Wait, we're... in the future?" Apoo questioned, confused. Before Law could answer, X Drake spoke up.
"Considering what we have heard so far, and combining that with what I have discussed and read, after touching the supposed key to the One Piece all at the same time forced us into the future." X Drake stated, his words greeted by a small silence.
"How are we going to get back?" Bege asked, still sending distasteful glances at Bonney, who was whining about the lack of food.
"No idea."
... More Silence.
It was broken by Luffy. "What're we gonna do? I want to get back to my nakama."
Kidd nodded. "I don't want to stay with you guys for too long. I mean, who would?" He added the last part snidely. His words were met with an uproar.
"What the fuck did you just say?!"
"Yeah, and you're any better?"
"I could say the same thing to you!"
"Say that again and you're going into the ocean, Eustass!"
"Shut up!" X Drake yelled, and repeated it a few times before everyone, well, not really calmed down, but subsided to grumbles and glared at Kidd, who glared back. "Whether we fucking like it or not, we're going have to work together to get back to our crews. If not, I would've pitched you all over the board already!"
"Like you can!" Kidd yelled, but X Drake ignored him.
"Now,-" The former marine rear admiral was cut off by a shout from Luffy.
"Cheers! Land ahead!"
The captains scrambled to the front of the boat, and sure enough, ahead of them was a sandy shore, empty except for a few seagulls.
"Ooo..." Luffy looked eagerly at the birds. "They look yummy. Let's eat them!"
With a determined glint in her eye, Bonney nodded. "Food..."
Without another moment to spare, the two jumped right off the boat.
"NO!" The others screamed in unison, before the two landed in the water and immediately started to sink.
"Glurgh... Blub... Drowning..." Luffy gurgled, before his head disappeared under the water, along with Bonney's.
"Those idiots...!" Kidd exclaimed, facepalming. Law made a 'room' with his power, and lifted the whole chunk of sand and water where Luffy and Bonney had sunk.
"Oh, there they are..." He muttered, before moving it above them.
"Oi! Trafalgar! What are you-"
A rain of sand and water fell on top of them. The water spread across the deck, forming large puddles of water and wet sand. The captains were dripping wet, but there wasn't enough water to paralyze them, luckily.
"What the fuck, man?!" Apoo complained.
"...Seriously?" Urouge said, a trace of anger and annoyance in his voice.
Law shrugged. "I got them."
"With splashing all of us, I might add!"
"Huh? What's happening?" Luffy had regained consciousness, and was looking around.
Law ignored the others' complaints and turned to Luffy. "You jumped into the water, Strawhat, and nearly drowned."
"Oh yeah... But I'm sooo hungry!" Luffy whined, pouting. Bonney, who had woken up as well, frowned.
"Well, you don't need to worry about that much longer." Capone suddenly said, surprising everyone else.
Apoo turned to look at him. "What do you mean?"
"There's a town over there." Capone pointed in the distance, maybe about one or two miles away, were some buildings that poked out of the forest.
"Yes!" Luffy cheered. "Everyone, let's go!"
"Wait, it's going to take a while you know- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STRAWHAT-" Kidd was cut off as Luffy sent them all flying into the air with his slingshot-like move.
"STRAWHAT!" Everyone screamed at a grinning Luffy, as the Sunny disappeared from their view.
"Ow... Luckily, we landed in a tree, at least." Bonney was the first to speak up.
Immediately, Kidd grabbed Luffy by the front of his vest. "What the hell were you thinking?!"
Luffy didn't seem at all bothered. "I got us here faster! So we wouldn't have to wait to eat!"
"Why, you-" Kidd looked like he was going to punch Luffy, but then, the branch under them gave away and the two fell to the ground.
"Oof!"
The other supernovas jumped down, snickering a bit.
"C'mon, let's go explore this place." Law said, once Kidd and Luffy scrambled to their feet.
"Food!" Bonney and Luffy yelled at the same time, taking off.
Everyone else deadpanned. This was going to be a looong day.
Me: I'm sooooo sorry! I know it sucks after such a long wait, but I was desperate to get something up, and I had no inspiration :( In the reviews, please give me some ideas!
Law: Fail.
Me: Stfu.
Law: Say the actual words, not the letters.
Me: I like saying the letters...
Luffy: Food! You said I would get some in the chapter :(
Me: Eh... Sorry... I didn't have time... Here! (claps hands and a bunch of steamed potatoes appear)
Luffy: Yay =D *Eats*
Bonney: ME TOO! (Grabs potato)
Law: ... Steamed... potatoes?
Me: My mind was on Sasha from 'Attack on Titan', when she was eating the steamed potato on her first day of training. So sue me.
Law: ... Are you about to drag another topic into an One Piece fanfiction?
Me: Yes! 'Attack on Titan' is awesome! :D It's bloody, but I love it!
Luffy: (Done with potatoes) So why were you too busy to give me food in the chapter?
Me: Oh, yeah! I gotta explain that! Ya'll, I'm going to Japan and China soon for vacation! I'll be gone for a few weeks, so I won't be updating there! That's why I wanted to get a chapter up before I left. I can't wait to go to Japan and all those anime stores, especially Animate. :D
Luffy: Are you going to get One Piece stuff?
Me: Yup! Definitely! And Hetalia n' Attack on Titan things! Anyways, we're done here! R&R if you guys want, and see you guys after my trip! *Salutes*