Hello there. So, there might be a few reasons you're reading this.

1) You read one of my stories and liked it.

2) You read one of my stories and thought it was absolute garbage and wondered what kind of person would write such a monstrosity.

3) You were bored and randomly selected an author's page to check out.

4) You saw my name pop up somewhere and wondered who the hell I was.

5) You accidentally clicked on my profile while scrolling.

Well, whatever the reason, welcome to my profile.

Name: ShiningSunsets. Formerly HawaiianSunsets. Changed it, because...dunno, actually. Call me Sunset, or SS if you prefer.

Age: Something

Location: Somewhere

Gender: I am a bearer of the XX chromosome. For those of you who failed Science, I'm a girl.

Status: Um. Alive, and that's about it.

Things You Should Know About Me: Hmm. I love reading and writing here at , but I suck at updating quickly. I'll do my best, of course, but life is annoying at times (not to mention my chronic laziness) so my update schedules are...unpredictable at best.

I'm insane different. I just don't care about brands, or makeup, or popstars, or TV, and if you asked me what I thought about the latest movie I'd stare at you blankly. My schoolmates will literally make fun of me for not knowing a TV show, or a celebrity, and have long given up on trying to reeducate me. As I have said, I am probably the least hip or up-to-date person you will ever meet on the Internet. I don't have a Facebook, or an Instagram, or a Snapchat, or a Twitter, or whatever. My personality, ah, what's the word? Maniacal Strange Frightening Asylum-Escapee Eccentric? Yeah, that. My friends are few in number but hey, quality over quantity right?

I love many, many things (because I'm a loving, joyful person like that). Blue is not a color - it is a way of life. Food is godly. Technology rocks. Music, a book, and fuzzy boots in the middle of a thunderstorm? Heaven. I like many things, dislike even more, and hate too many things to list. However, I will say that some of those hated things include bullies, stubborn idiots, people making fun of serious topics, illogicalness in general, stereotypes, selfish jerks, litterers, racism, ridiculous makeup, Justin Beiber, peppers, overly iced cupcakes, grape medicine, tests, body odor, hangnails, polynomials, and that awkward moment when you're opening a can of soda and it sprays all over you.

NORMAL DISCLAIMER:

I do not own or have any influence over any of my used fandoms. At all.

It should be quite obvious to anyone with a brain that I. Am. Not. A. Multimillionaire. Fandom. Owner. I am nothing more than an amateur writer on a fanfiction website. I mean, what is the likelihood that I AM supposedly the owner? 0.0%?

Also, so, do you really think I'd make money over this stuff? Please. If someone paid me to write this crap, I'd- okay, sure, I'd take the money, but I'd also be in another dimension, so there's that.

My final words? I am not making money off this stuff, the real owners are. This is purely recreational, as in FOR FUN. So please. Don't sue me for copyright infringement.

Thank you.

Current Stories:

Look Out World, Here Comes The New Sannin! - Naruto - AU. When Kakashi finds three orphans alone on the streets, he makes himself a promise. He's going to raise them, and make them the most powerful team in Konoha history.

Notes - One of those stories where people seem to like it but you read over it and decide it's absolute crap. Um.

Of Kunai and Wands - Naruto - The Order of the Phoenix knew that overseas protection was being sent from a place called Konohagakure...what they didn't expect, however, is getting help from our favorite trio of ninjas. Better watch your back, Voldemort, because ANBU Squad Seven is coming to England!

Notes - Slowly taking over my mind as my primary focus for story writing. Ugh, why, stupid stereotypical plot line, why!

Crossover Chaos - Naruto - In which a reluctant Team Seven is forced to do strange, international missions across the multiverse, and the natives of said fandoms are confused and traumatized beyond belief. Also, the torched pine tree, shattered force field, dead evil overlord, ruined space ship, murdered tributes, and numerous fangirl stampedes was NOT Team Seven's fault. At all. Multiple story crossover.

Notes - My first stand-alone and basically crack. Yeah.

Current Story Ideas:

(Please note that these are ideas...as I have a lot of thoughts, most of them random and fleeting, only one or maybe two of these will actually go on to being full stories. Oh, and this list will change a lot. And if I'm too lazy to write my actual story ideas here, it'll stay pretty much blank. Sorry people, that's how I roll.)

Simul Fortitudine - Naruto - Team Seven. The greatest, craziest, most dysfunctional team ever. From canon to fanon, this universe to the next. They're best friends, worst enemies, loyal teammates, insane family. A oneshot series.

Notes - Cutesie story that has some stuff planned for, but nothing major yet.

Heirs of Fire - Naruto - When the three heirs to some of Konoha's most powerful clans are thrown together on one team, you know things are going to be interesting. Meet Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Senju - Team Seven.

Notes - Plot bunny. This is one that has really strikes me, so expect a chapter or something up soon. Maybe.

Who am I kidding, don't expect this for a while. Sorry?

Butterfly - Naruto - Even the slightest changes can lead to the strangest outcomes...and the worst consequences. Explore my "what if" scenarios as tweaks are made, endings are changed, lives are saved and fates are sealed. The Naruto universe will never be the same.

Notes - This will be my big Team Seven "what if" experimentations. I'm really excited about this, so expect this story to come to life soon...hopefully if I can get off my lazy ass and actually work.

And Pride Shall Be Your Downfall - Naruto - In which Sasuke is determined to spend an entire day being pleasant after a dare from Kakashi. He must protect his Uchiha pride, after all...

Notes - No clue where this came from, but I want to do it. Preferably soon. Who knows, I might just add this to Simul Fortitudine.

Hit The Road - Naruto - Because Kakashi is a sadistic teacher who just HAS to meddle in everyone's business. Or: Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, a bright red minivan, and LOTS of anger management issues.

Notes - Because my real life family is such a dysfunctional mess in the car, I decided to do a little Naruto-style tribute. It will be fun, trust me.

Mixing It Up - Naruto - As if Naruto's family wasn't wacky enough already, watch him be thrown into a lifestyle about as far from his as possible. And, as always, his teammates just have to be along for the ride.

Notes - This one is going to be freaking brilliant, because all three of Team Seven's members (and I might throw in Kakashi for fun) will have their genetics totally screwed with. Hehe.

CURRENT QUOTE:

"What are words, if you really don't mean them when you say them? What are words, when they're only for good times, then they're gone?" - Chris Medina

Yeah. That's all I got.

Love,

ShiningSunsets