YES YES I DID IT I FINISHED IT TODAY

The first thing France felt upon opening his eyes was slight confusion. The next was pain in his abdominals. His eyes flew open to see England punching him in the stomach repeatedly.

"Ow!" he shouted. "Angleterre, what are you doing!?"

England stopped and looked at him. "Oh, good. You're back."

And went right back to punching him.

France rolled out of the way and off the couch. Standing up, he looked around and saw that he was back in England's living room, where England, Sealand, and America stood or sat. He waved merrily to them. "Bonjour, I'm back from a fantastic journey," he joked. "Did you miss me in my absence?"

"No."

"Nope."

"Not really…"

"Hm," pouted France. His eyes fell upon something on the wall. "Angleterre, why is your T.V. broken?"

"To make a long story short, Sanji pushed me into it."

"Ah, and is Sanji back where he belongs?"

"I sure as hell hope so," muttered England.

"Hey, Arthur, can I have my candy now?"

"Yes, but you're going straight home afterward."

The two went into the kitchen. America turned to France. "Hey, do you have anything in your hand?"

"My…" France checked his palms. "Non… why?"

"Oh, no reason, no reason," grinned America.

Sanji's eyes fluttered open to see his crew hovering above him – all except for Zoro, who was in the room but kept his distance. He sat up, looking around.

"Yay! Sanji's not sick!" yelled Luffy, laughing.

"That's good, Sanji… we were getting worried…" sighed Chopper, sitting at the table. The rest started to walk away, satisfied that he was alright.

"Y-You guys!" exclaimed Sanji in disbelief. "Didn't you miss me at all?"

They stopped and turned back. "Sanji-kun, you were only out for a few minutes," said Nami. Sanji's face lit up when he saw her.

"Nami-swan, I missed you so much!" he tried to hug her but was thrown back. She frowned.

"What are you talking about? You've been here all morning!"

"W-What? I have not!"

"Yes you have."

"No I haven't! Listen," he said, "you remember when Arthur switched bodies with Luffy?"

Nodding went around the crew.

"I happened to switch bodies this morning with that friend of his, the one he calls the 'frog'. Are you telling me that none of you noticed?"

"Aw, come on, Sanji," laughed Usopp. "You didn't act different at all this morning! I mean, you did give Luffy and Chopper and me a snack, but you were just being nice! And your cooking was really-awesomely-super good this afternoon… but that's all, and that's what you do!"

Sanji's mouth dropped open in disbelief. "None of you… noticed…"

He soon became aware that he was clenching something in his hand. Unfolding the papers, he saw the amazing pictures that America had gotten for him. "Ah!" he cried, holding them up. "These papers prove that I wasn't here! They came with me, so take a look!"

"Aw, come on, what could they be?" Luffy grabbed the papers from him and looked at them. He tilted his head. "I don't get it."

"Let me see, Luffy!" Usopp grabbed the papers and his mouth dropped open. "WHOA! SANJI, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THESE?"

"I told you, from the other place! From Arthur's world! But I don't know who drew them, because America got them for me…"

"Well, what are they?" Nami took the papers from Usopp. Sanji tried to stop her, but it was too late. She stared at them in shock, hands shaking in anger.

"Robin," she said, gritting her teeth. "Come over here and take a quick look at these."

Robin complied with her request. She stared at the pictures of her and felt her dignity and pride break, literally felt them shatter into small pieces – especially at the one where her legs were suggestively spread. Turning towards the cook with a kind of cold fury, she said quietly "Navigator-san."

"Yes, Robin?"

"I think we need to teach cook-san a little lesson in pain."

"That sounds good," said Nami, dragging Sanji by his collar into the cannon/storage room. For the next ten minutes, the crew heard sounds of cracking, electricity hitting things, thumping, and general violence. Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper cowered in a corner.

"N-Nami's scary…"

"R-Robin's scaring me…"

"Let's never look at those pictures ever."

"Usopp, I think Nami's burning them."

~Fin~

EDIT: Here's the third one: /s/9113631/1/A-Final-Unusual-Occurrence

Story's done! Thank you for all your support, minna-sama~!