Why was it always him? Sanji had to ask himself, always him, ending up running around on the islands they arrived at, looking after lost crew-members.

Well the answer was obviouse, it was because Nami asked him to do it!

And by that mere thought, Sanjis task seemed so much easier as he happily ran across the island.

The thousand sunny had harboured on a inhabited island, and Luffy, Chopper and Usopp had gone on shore immediately to play around in the caves and the forest.

The three trouble makers.

Trouble just was, only two had gotten back, Luffy and Chopper, and Usopp was lost some-where on the island.

According to Luffy, Usopp had gone into a cave on a dare and hadn't come out yet when Luffy decided it was time to leave for dinner, very sure that Usopp was merely exploring and that the long-nosed teen could take care of himself..

That had been hours ago all-ready! That Luffy and Chopper had returned to the ship without Usopp.

Most probably the teen had gotten into some kind of trouble, that was just how life worked on the Sunny.

And Sanji just wanted to find the sharp shooter quickest possible so he could get back and cook some food, ensuring they wouldn't eat to late. Eating to late just wasn't healthy for the stomach.

Sighing Sanji eyed a big cave in front of him.. if he was any kind of lucky, that would be the gave Usopp had been dared to go into, and hopefully Usopp was still in there.

Sanji sighed deeply as he lighted a ciggerate and stepped into the dark cave, ones again it was up to him to pull his idiotic crew-mates out of trouble.

The cave was deep, very deep and dark, it was hard to see any-thing, and Sanji made sure to take good notice of where he was going so he could find back again… good thing Zoro wasn't the one whom had gone..

"Hallo?" Sanji called out. "Is any-one in here? HALLO!" he yelled.

"Huh?" a voice sounded from far away. "OI OI!" the voice yelled. "I'M HERE! PLEASE HELP ME OUT!" the voice called.

Sanji stopped in his tracks, that voice, it was… A WOMANS! At ones Sanjis heart started pounding as he began to run. "HEY! KEEP YELLING!" Sanji yelled. "I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN!" he told, rescue was on its way.

"I'M HERE!" the woman yelled. "RIGHT HERE!"

Keeping on following the voice, Sanji rounded a few corners, before at last.. he saw her, sitting there on the floor on her knees, with her back to Sanji, though she was only vaguely visible in the semi dark.

Sanji starred wide-eyed at the woman in front of him, he could just make out her silhouette. She was gorgeous!

A skinny almost lanky frame, a little bit flat-chested, but her hips made up for it as they made the over-all she was wearing look very tight against them, the woman was even annoyingly rubbing that place her overalls looked the most tight. Her skin colour was exotic and tanned, her semi long black curly hair freely falling down her shoulders, and then she turned around her head to annoyed looking at the annoyed place on her behind, only to reveal a pair of beautiful heavy lips, large eyes and heavy long eye-lashes. Then she looked up, and met Sanji's eyes, Sanji stopped, just stopped, lighting a cigarette as he tried to compose himself, trying to look cool.

Then the woman smiled at him, SMILED! As she stood up facing him. "Sanji-kun!" she grinned.

The cigarette fell out of Sanjis mouth.. she knew his name! This angel, this exotic yet boyish beauty, had she been an admirer from afar? Not daring to go near him before now!? Then hearts appeared in his eyes and Sanji exclaimed. "MELLORIN!" throwing himself at the poor woman, whom had been so shy for so long, only dared to look at him and look at him from afar.

If Sanji though hadn't been so quick into his fantasy, he would might have noticed the look of shock and sheer horror now filling the womans face, and she barely managed to dodge Sanji.

"SANJI WHAT THE HELL!?" The woman exclaimed as she stood up against the wall.

"It's all-right my beauty, no need to be shy any-more." Sanji grinned making his advance.

"WHAAAAAT!?" The girl screamed, and then at last beat Sanji over the head, just out of terror and defence, making Sanji fall down on the ground.

Wide-eyed the woman looked at Sanji. "Well this certainly comes as a surprise." she swallowed. "Out of all crew-members, you were the last one I would expect to be gay. For the record, I'm very flattered, but I'm really not into that kind of thing. So I just.. erh." the girl seemed to take a run for it.

"Why on earth would I be gay?" Sanji asked as he laid on the floor, and just managed to grab the flick of the womans trousers. "When I just adore women such as yourself, you are goddess's walking the earth, and I humbly just life to serve you." he sniffed. "Please don't be shy, I'll do what-ever you ask of me."

The woman blinked at Sanji, then she snickered. "Oh I get it!" she exclaimed. "This is some sort of a joke right, all-right whose idea was it? Was it Luffys?" he asked. "Oh I almost fell for it, good one." she laughed holding to her knees.. then some-thing got in the way, mainly her boobs. Slowly the girl looked down, then caught eye of her own boobs, then slowly she reached down, and pulled out in her overalls and T-shirt, to have a better look down, then she screamed. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?" she exclaimed kicking Sanji away. "Please god! Please no!" she yelled running around in circles, then grabbed her own butt and screamed again. "NOOOO!"

Confused Sanji sat up and lithe another ciggerate, looking at the woman. "Are you all-right?" he asked.

"OF CAUSE I AM NOT ALL-RIGHT!" The woman exclaimed grabbing Sanjis shirt starting to shake him, her longer than unusual nose almost poking Sanjis face.

Wait a minute.. longer than usual nose? Filled lips, dark skin tone, curly black hair, heavy eyelashes.. overalls? Wide-eyed Sanji looked at the woman in front of him. "Ah…ah…ah.." he gaped. "Are you Usopp's sister!?" he asked.

"NO I'M USOPP!" The woman cried and let go, to fall down on her knees. "Some-thing happened to me." she cried tears falling down her eyes. "I'm not a woman! I'm a man dammit! A man, a man, a man!" she cried hammering her fist into the ground.

For some moments Sanji looked at the crying woman, trying to comprehend what had just been said, then all at ones, it all fell back into place. "ARRRRGHH!" he screamed, and ran to the wall trying to clean his tongue with his hands. "And I was just about to kiss you! What the hell!?"

"I DID NOT WANT YOU TO KISS ME!" Usopp exclaimed looking at the cook with tears in her eyes and a mad look on her face. "I thought you had gone insane for a moment, or maybe it's me.. Oh god I've gone insane!" Usopp cried pulling in her hair, so harshly that it was a wonder it didn't fall out.

"HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT HAPPENED1?" Sanji exclaimed.

"Only thing I know is that I have been stuck in here for hours!" Usopp exclaimed. "I just, I just! Wait!" he exclaimed. "This is just a dream!" he stated. "That's the only rational explanation! I'm just having a really weird dream!" he stated.

"Ergh…" Sanji shuddered from where he was, kind of praying he was just having a dream as well. But soon realised, he was here to find Usopp, so he had to get the teen back to the ship now.. and Usopp didn't seemed like a person whom would come soon, he.. she.. what-ever! Was busy crying. "Well come on, lets head back." he muttered starting to walk out.

"What are you kidding me!? I can't let the others see me like this!" usopp shuddered wrapping his.. hers.. arms around herself.

"Why not, I think it's a vast improvement." Sanji pointed.

"As if you would feel the same way if this happened to you." Usopp muttered. "I told you I am staying right here!" she demanded angrily. "Until I find a way to fix this."

"Sorry Usopp, I am to bring you back, Captains orders." Sanji told and simply threw usopp over his shoulder as a sack of potatoes and kept on walking.

"NOOO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!" Usopp cried as he hit Sanjist back, fighting with all of her might to get away, but it was an impossible fight.

At least as long as Sanji were keeping a straight head, all of his instincts told him it was wrong to make any woman cry like that, that he should give in and do what the woman asked.

So Sanji's mind had to keep on reminding him, he was carrying around on a teenage boy, not a woman! Definitely not a woman, an annoying teenage boy whom had this coming!

"Well, here we are!" Sanji proclaimed as he had dragged Usopp with him all the way to the sunny, carrying the teen over the shoulder.

"NOOOO!" Usopp yelled. "LET ME DOWN! LET ME GO!" she cried and kicked suddenly with twice as much force as a minute ago where she had seem pretty warned out, but it didn't help as Sanji merely carried Usopp up on the deck.

"Sanji-kun!" Nami exclaimed as she came running down on the deck. "What is all of that noise!?" she asked.

"Are we kidnapping women now?" Robin asked.

"WHAAAT, Kidnapping!?" Chopper asked. "Isn't that illegal."

"Well finally he has the balls just to take what he wants." Zoro smirked, only for Sanji to grimace in disgust.

"This is not what you think it is." Sanji hissed as he felt another hit on his back, and a begging to let go. "It's not what it looks like." He muttered.

Luffy looked interested on the affare, so did Franky and Brook.. the entire crew was there, standing in a circle around Sanji and his hysteric baggage.

At last Sanji sighed as he merely dropped Usopp down on the deck in a big thumb, before he took a cigarette.

"HEY WHAT THE HELL SANJI!?" Usopp exclaimed in a big shout, before suddenly.. she realised she was being observed. Wide-eyed she looked around, looking at each of the crew-members standing bowed over her looking at her, then at last Usopp took in a deep breath, only to shout. "SHUT UP!" in spite of no one having said a word, then just sat with crossed arms, desperately trying to avoid eye contact with any of them. Deeply embarrassed by the attention… no one had said any-thing so far, it was just the way people starred at him.

"Usopp's sister?" Luffy questioned.

"NO I'M USOPP!" Usopp hissed standing up with a tightened fist, almost threatening Luffy with her stand. "And don't you dare to say any-thing! I have no idea what happened, but it was an accident!" she hissed.

The crew blinked as they looked at each other, then at Usopp. "USOPP!?" they all exclaimed making Usopp blush.

"What happened to you?" Zoro asked looking at Usopp with wide open eyes.

"I don't know." Usopp muttered.

"Where did you go?" Chopper asked.

"I don't know." Usopp repeated.

"Well maybe if we find out where you went, we could find an answer to what happened." Nami pointed out.

"I SAID I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!?" Usopp exclaimed. "All I know this is sick and wrong!" she stated into Namis face.

"And what's so sick and wrong about being a woman?" Nami asked as she pinched Usopp in the cheek and held on.

"Auw-auw-auw!" Usopp hissed and at last slapped Namis hand away. "Tell me, how would you feel if you one day woke up and was a man huh!?" she asked in a fist.

Nami blinked, then she swallowed. "Oh." was all she had to say, and embarrassed looked down.

Then Robin chuckled.

"THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" Usopp exclaimed.

"Urhm excuse me Usopp." Brook called in.

"WHAT!?" Usopp asked turning around.

"Can I see your panties?" Brook asked.

"I DON'T WEAR PANTIES YOU IDIOT!" Usopp exclaimed, only for the skeleton to nose-bleed, and Sanji clearly trying to fight against it. "I wear boxers, is that so weird, shesh." Usopp hissed folding her arms. "I'm still really a guy you know!"

"I don't care as long as you look gorgeous." Brook chuckled.

"How can you not care!?" Sanji exclaimed. "That's a man! It could might as well be an okama." by that Sanji was shaking all over his body.

Then Zoro and Luffy looked at each other, and started to laugh as they fell down on their backs.

"Oi stop it!" Usopp hissed. "You wouldn't think this was funny if this happened to you!" suddenly a tear appeared in her eye as she tried to wipe it. "Dammit." she hissed.

"STOP IT!" Nami exclaimed stepping in front of Usopp. "Don't laugh at him, I'm sure this has been quite a shock for Usopp, you, come with Me." she demanded dragging Usopp with her.

"Hey where you taking me?" Usopp asked.

"My cabin, until we get this problem fixed, there's a few things you'll need." Nami muttered.

"NAMI! USOPP! WAIT!" Chopper exclaimed running after them, then finally caught his breath as he reached them. "Usopp, I really need to examine you." he told.

"Do you have to." Usopp asked with tears falling down his eyes, then he caught eye of the reindeer.. he hadn't laughed.. Instead he actually looked quite worried. "All-right then." Usopp exhaled. "Come on Chopper, I guess I need you to keep an eye on Nami any-way." he muttered.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Nami asked.

Usopp how-ever didn't answer as she hung her head and almost as a zombie, followed Namis lead, into the women's quarter, then Usopp looked a little bit up, and caught the sight of a bedroom mirror.

Usopp swallowed as he let go of Nami.. this is a dream. He told himself, all a bad dream, ones I see myself, I'll realise every-thing is normal and it'll just be a grin, he almost grinned as he flipped the mirror over.. And saw a very feminine face starring right back at him.

Then turning the mirror longer down, there was a very curvy figure to boost.. Turning the mirror back up Usopp starred at his face, then he sniffed, took one step towards Namis bed and then fell down on his back. "Please kill me now and get it over with." He cried.

"Now you are just being a baby, It's not that bad." Nami stated as she rolled her eyes. "Now strip so we can see you probably." She muttered.

"WHAAT!" Usopp exclaimed covering herself with her arms. "No way!"

"I sort of also need you to strip." Chopper admitted. "But don't worry, I'm a doctor, it's just me chopper, I've seen this entire crew naked before."

Still Usopp blushed and didn't move to remove his over-alls at all.

"Come on off with it!" Nami demanded. "You can't have any-thing either of us have not seen before." She told.

"All-right all-right." Usopp muttered opening his straps, and pulled down his over-alls, to reveal a slim female figure, complete with boobs. "There! happy?" She asked annoyed.

"Can I see the rest of you?" Chopper asked.

"What do you mean?" Usopp asked with squinted eyes.

"Well, I erh.. need to know if you are completely a girl now or not." Chopper informed. "So I need to get to erh.. erhm."

"Oh you got to be kidding me!" Usopp exclaimed.

"Usopp this is important! This concerns your health." Chopper told.

"I don't even want to know!" Usopp exclaimed.

"Gesh, just stop being a baby and get over with it." Nami sighed pulling Usopp up by the arm, and pushed him behind the dresser where he would be in private, Chopper following.

Nami used the time to rumourge through her closest looking for old items, before Chopper at last came out where she could seem him again.

"Looks like Usopp has become hundred percent a girl." Chopper informed to Nami as Usopp was hiding away under a blanket, trying to sneak back in the bed where he could lay down and die.. if he got his own way.

"How odd." Nami nodded. "Yo, let me see your breasts." She asked Usopp directly.

"WHAT!?" Usopp asked.

"Just sit up all-right." Nami demanded, and grudgingly Usopp did so. "You are a bit flat-chested." Nami noted.

"Good!" Usopp exclaimed.

"I'm afraid my bra's would be a bit big.. Maybe if we tried a sports bra, I guess you'll like that better any-way." Nami muttered.

"Wait what!?" Usopp asked.

"You need a bra." Nami explained shortly as she dug around in a drawer. "Unless you want your new melons to bounce up and down all day, I'm sure Sanji would love that."

At that Usopp blushed furiously. "Give me the bra." He at last muttered. "But don't say a word to the other crew members!" he demanded.

"All-right all-right, I wont." Nami promised throwing a black sports bra at Usopp, whom awkwardly tried to put it on. "And panties." Nami muttered.

"Stop right there, I am not wearing Panties, I'm still good with the boxers thank you." Usopp exclaimed quickly jumping into those boxers, next reaching for his over-alls.. all though that made him stop.. for a while there was silence, before Usopp's voice silently came. "Nami.." he swallowed. "My pants wont fit.."

"Women usually have larger hips than males, and you were scrawny, even a little underweight before." Chopper pointed out.

"No need to say it." Usopp muttered.

"Well I guess it can't be helped, clothes it is." Nami sighed. "I suppose you'll prefer pants."

"I don't want your clothes, I want my own clothes!" Usopp wailed.

"Tough." Nami stated. "It's either my clothes or just the boxers." She pointed out.

"I am tempted at the boxers." Usopp muttered crossing her arms.

"And exposing that?" Nami asked as she pointed to Usopp's newly blossomed breasts under the bra.

"ARGH!" Usopp exclaimed at ones trying to cover it up, then he grabbed Namis sheet to wrap it around herself as she walked sourly for the door.

"OI, where do you think you are going?" Nami asked annoyed.

"To the men's quarters to get a T-shirt and a loose pair of trousers." Usopp hissed annoyed. "I am NOT going to wear any-more women's clothes!" she stated as he opened the door wide, only to be met with the eyes of the rest of the straw-hat crew all looking to him. "SHUT UP!" Usopp yelled at them before she ran down the stairs, with sheet and every-thing

The crew.. just had no idea what to say.. they were all in deep silence in the galley, Sanji looked the most in shock as he prepaired his food.

Luffy was though as care free as ever, and Brook and Franky also seemed surprisingly untouched.

"Dinner is served." Sanji told in a hollow voice, as if he hadn't quite gotten over the shock yet.

Nami sighed as she looked up. "Where's Usopp?" she asked.

"Havn't seen him since he got back here." Brook told honestly. "Or should I call him she?" he asked wondering.

"If we want to be decent, keep on calling him 'he' all-right?" Nami asked. "I guess this is hard enough for him, I'll better go get him." Nami exhaled as she walked to the mens quarters to knock on the door. "Oi Usopp, you're in there?" she asked.. no answer. Nami frowned. "Hey Usopp! I know you are in there, get out all-ready!" Nami demanded grabbing the door-knob, only to realise the door was locked from the inside.

"Go away!" Usopp's female voice sounded from the inside.

"Usopp you are acting like a baby!" Nami exclaimed.

"SO WHAT!?" Usopp asked. "You all-ready saw me like this ones, want another look so badly?" she asked.

"You do realise how girly that behaviour is don't you?" Nami asked. "It's absolutely unmanly, a truly manly man would take this in strides and come out! Other-wise he is just a girl!"

For some moments there were silence, and then finally the door opened for Nami to be met by the female version of Usopp, now wearing that promised t-shirt and loose trousers. "I swear, I hate you so much." Usopp told her.

"Oh come on Usopp, it's no use hiding around like that. They are all so worried about you, Luffy even refuses to eat before you come to the galley." Nami told as she dragged in Usopp's arm.

Usopp only had to life a questioning eye-brow.

"Well, he made the afford." Nami told. "For.. around a minute or some-thing."

Well, Usopp was finally in the galley.. but it didn't make things any less awkward. Neither Usopp nor Sanji wished to make eye-contact to any-body!

Chopper was visible touched by that attitude and look rather nervous, and that made Nami groan. Robin still looked slightly amused, Zoro looked annoyed over all of the fuss.

And then.. then there was the crew-members attempting to cheer Usopp on, telling her it wasn't as bad as she thought it was.

"Wearing clothes like that, it's hardly noticeable!" Franky told.

Usopp didn't answer, just tried to concentrate on her food.

"And think of all of the extra job opportunities." Brook told. "Like showing people panties!" he told making Usopp almost choke and Nami look annoyed at him.

"Well I guess it doesn't matter, lets just leave it as it is an move on." Luffy laughed.

That finally made Usopp react as she looked at Luffy in sheer disbelief, and then she started shouting again. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LUFFY!?" Usopp exclaimed as she dropped her fork. "IT MATTERS TO ME! HELP ME FIX IT SHITTY CAPTAIN!"

"Oh if it means that much to you Usopp." Luffy grinned at him. "Of cause, of cause!" he laughed, as if it was a minor formality. And then reached for Usopp's plate and her food.

"GET YOUR HANDS OF MY FOOD!" Usopp exclaimed in a all to familiar voice as she attempted to hide her own plate under the table where Luffy couldn't reach, first then warily poking her head over the table looking suspiciously at Luffy.

"See it isn't a big deal!" Luffy laughed. "You're still absolutely the same."

Usopp hissed annoyed as she sat up, stuffing her fork in her mouth. "How am I supposed to become a brave man of the sea when I am suck as a girl?" she asked annoyed.

"A warrior can be a woman!" Luffy grinned.

"Just.. shut up." Usopp hissed. Only to discover the food on her plate had mysteriously disappeared in her small distraction, making Usopp groan annoyed. Then looked at Sanji.

"You are not really a woman Usopp, I am not going to stop Luffy from taking your food." Sanji told in a snort.

Usopp shrugged. "Worth a try." She mumbled.

"So is Usopp going to sleep with us tonight navigator san?" Robin asked.

"NO WAY!" Both Usopp and Nami shouted simultaneously.

"Ah, then it's just mens quarters." Robin shrugged.

"NO!" Usopp hissed.

Robin lifted an eye-brow.

"Then.. they might.. see me." Usopp blushed deeply looking down.

"For god sake put him some-where else to sleep." Sanji begged.

"But where?" Nami asked.

"This stinks." Usopp hissed. Her hammock had been removed from the mens quarters, and now hung down in the cargo of the ship, among salty fish, barrels of old cola and mouldy biscuits.

A perfectly miserable ending to a perfectly miserable day.