"Dammit, Mexico! Get back here!" America shouted as he chased a tan teenager with spiky black hair.

"You'll never catch me!" shouted Mexico as he rolled into the ground to avoid hitting a tree causing his khaki-colored uniform and face to be covered with dust while his shiny metal rosary made a clashing sound as it hit against his chest ."Ha ha, adios gringo!" yelled Mexico as slid into a hole beneath a tall metal fence that lead towards his home.

As soon as America saw Mexico disappear he stopped running. He began to scream out in frustration. He always hated Mexico for crossing the border. Before Mexico had rarely crossed the border, he usually asked for money, but now he crossed America's border daily and continued to ask for money without repaying America.

America let a deep sigh as he fell to the floor. He rolled onto his side with his head laid on his left arm while his right arm was pulled towards his chest. " I hate Mexico" America mumbled as he closed his eyes.

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"There you are you wanker! I was waiting here for almost two hours!"England shouted at America as he walked through the door. "What took you so long anyway?".

America leaned against a wooden cabinet. He noticed a pot of tea and England's favorite "dessert", scones, on the table. He immediately remembered that England and him were to talk about government. Not that it mattered anyway America always went ratting about awesome he was while England would eventually walk out. But America wouldn't even notice until an hour later. America wanted to kick him out but England would press him for answers to why he was late. America simply replied "I was chasing the beaner again."

"You mean Mexico?"

"No Canada, of course Mexico!"America shouted as he opened the cabinet and pulled out a small chalk board. He picked up the piece of chalk that was connected to the board. America began to write.

England grew curious and walked next America to see what he was doing."What are writing?"He asked.

"I'm just writing in the scores so far."

England leaned over to what the board said-

America: 8 Mexico: 100,000,000,620

"Just how hard is it to stop one person from crossing a broader?" England asked as he sat on the couch.

"It's not so simple. Mexico knows the border inside and out. There isn't one entrance he doesn't know about."

"Well I bet I could catch that bloody wanker with just one try" England said confidently as he folded his legs while drinking his tea.

"Are you sure about that?" America said while smiling. A idea was beginning to form in his head.

"I'm absolutely positive" England said while grinning at America.

"Ok let's make a deal. If you catch Mexico I'll call you big brother for a month in public, but you fail you have to dance in the middle of the next world conference as a fairy princess ."

"Deal" England said.

America set the board down on the cabinet "Great now let's go see you epically fail at catching a Mexican!" America sang as he grabbed England by the arm while running out the door.

"America! Slow down!" England shouted as he was carried out the door.