Source Of My Powers: Mountain Dew

Weakness: Lack Of Beverage Availability

Special Ability: Sucker Punching People In The Feels

Scale of Fortitude: 7 (1 from surviving DMV) = 8

Hey There!

I'll lay my cards on the table.

NO PAIRINGS.

It means exactly that. Yup. I'm not pairing folks. (Nope; it's not up for discussion or coercion.) Read that elsewhere. I prefer writing platonically: familial bonds, friendships, and rivalries.

I write for those who enjoy general fics with plots of action, horror, supernatural, and historical references.

Sooooooo...

I welcome all three of you and we can take shelter under my 3X5 feet cardboard hangar. And we will revel long into the night with burgers, pop tarts, and Mountain Dew.

Should a fourth person show, I will set up the beach umbrella and we'll all play Go Fish.

Thanks! And happy reading to whatever floats your boat! Feel free to make use of your nearest Exit whenever you desire! :D

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2020

Still having limited internet issues, fam is needy with my time rn, and work...yeah, work... eating my soul...and the rest of my hours.

But I shall return!

And hey! I got a promotion at work! That cardboard hangar (mentioned above) is getting a cardboard floor. Maybe some day we’ll even get fancy and have a fold-out chair or a door?

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Neither Gram nor Sir are abandoned...(all the characters and the plots are on a coffee break).

(They're both so close to a wrap-up too! XD) I just need to re-read through my series to get back up to speed. And that means following my own advice below.

O the irony isn't wasted. XDDD

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I feel like...I need to put this out there:

Yes, of course I want you to read my fics

BUT

Don't try to read all of these in one go...your head will asplode...

Your head

WILL

ASPLODE!

ASPLOOOOODE!

(*Cuz screens hurt eyes and people need sleep. And now peeps will probably take it as a challenge*)

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Completed Stories!

Wendigo: 1749

England grows concerned when his ex-colony starts acting strangely. After all, Alfred hasn't been able to see Flying Mint Bunny since he was a child. Before he can ask Norway's opinion on the matter, the lad goes missing. Someone's intent on keeping them apart. Deals with why Alfred only has "the Sight" on Halloween.

Rated T

Elferingewort: 3779

Sequel to Wendigo. America rails against a wealth of new limitations. Ego bruised from recent events, the Hero is desperate to prove his valor and competency. Between scary dreams of the past, burgeoning powers, and a now overprotective Arthur, Alfred struggles to find his new normal.

Rated T

Stories In Progress

Gramarye: 1953 : DDD

Threequel to Wendigo. England’s in a slump following a year of turmoil. All he wants is rest and relaxation, which seems unlikely with Canada and America vying for his attention; matters worsen when Texas grows jealous of England “stealing” America from him and thinks he and Al can reopen the Ether Portals alone.

Rated T

Sirena: 230 : DDD

Prequel-ish? A sullen Tejas, unhappy with his fate as a buffer state, finds camaraderie with America while both are far from their homeland. Tejas discovers he's not as bitter as he fears...and America's not as nice.

Rated T

Awesome Fan Art for my Kith and Kin Series:

Thanks Cranberry! : DDD (Take a look at CranberrytheCat's Deviantart, it's really neat!)

Thanks DeadpanDragon! : DDD (Check out DeapanDragon's Deviantart, they've got Alfred's rooftop revelation face!)

Thanks TheRobinsNest! XDDD (Check out her tumblr, it's an adorable lineup of Al's stuffed animal collection and Alfred the Irate!)

Thanks Friendly Amigo! XDDDD (Check it out on h t t p : / / a m i n o a p p s . c o m / p / x e b r y b, it's a roguish Texas on horseback!)