Hi everyone! Again, this was just a random idea I had that seemed interesting, I may even make a drabble series, I'm not sure yet. Anyway, hope you enjoy this, please review your feedback! XD

As is obvious, I don't own One Piece.

Sanji, the human devil fruit

It was one of those rare calm days on board the Thousand Sunny, one of those where you could actual the gentle lulling sound of the waves lapping against the sides of the hull while gulls swooped overhead.

Many of the Crew were just lazing around, as according to Nami the tides or winds wouldn't change speed or direction all day, meaning the crew could take a calm rest. Nami and Robin were sunbathing behind Usopp, who was trying to draw the devil fruit Luffy had accidental consumed ten years ago.

"So it was round ish... Like this?"

"No, more ball shaped." Luffy replied casually while eating a pirate bento that Sanji had made him earlier.

Usopp rubbed out the outline and drew it again.

"This?"

"Yeah! That's it! With a small stork on top!"

Usopp added as instructed. "Anything else?"

"Yeah! There were all these weird swirls on it and it was purple"

"Do all devil fruits have swirls?" questioned Chopper, who was lazing next to Luffy in the shade of the mast.

"Yes, Doctor-San" Added Robin, looking up from the book she was currently reading, "That's how they are distinguished from normal fruits."

"So, only devil fruits have swirls?"

"Yes." replied Robin with a small smile, going back to her book.

"What kind of swirls?" Questioned Usopp, bringing back Luffy's attention, who was currently trying to eat the bento box in search of more crumbs.

"Hmm…" Luffy thought for a moment, " Ah! I know how to explain it!" He cried a few seconds later, smacking his fist onto his palm. "They looked exactly the same as Sanji's eyebrows!"

"Huh? What about me you shit heads?" asked Sanji, who had just come out of the galley.

Suddenly, time seemed to stand still, as all eyes of the crew now turned towards a rather irritated Sanji.

"Only devil fruits have swirls huh?" Stated Zoro who had just woken up due to Chopper trying to climb onto his head to escape when Sanji had spoken.

"So, does that mean that Sanji..."

"It would appear so navigator-San"

"W-w what would appear so, my lovely ladies?" Sanji stuttered, confused by the now evil grins he was getting. "And what the hell are you staring at me like that for the rest of you shit heads!"

"I vote someone to try!" Shouted Luffy, "All crew members who have not eaten a devil fruit, NOW!"

"Come on Usopp, Captains orders. Go get him" grunted Zoro as he stood up, pulling Usopp up with him by his nose.

"Why me!" Usopp screeched.

"Because I'm not going to taste any part of that ero cook."

"Supa cook-bro!" yelled Franky, going into one of his poses, "What one are ya?"

"Ero ero no mi" said Zoro calmly, watching a large tic form on Sanji's forehead.

"This would be interesting to witness" said Robin, sitting up and resting her head on one hand. "I will be happy to help by holding down cook-San"

But, before Robins slender hand could appear all around him, Sanji had realised that he was in a rather dangerous situation and decided he had to escape.

"After him!" Luffy yelled gleefully, jumping in the air.

For the next hour, Sanji was chased mercilessly around the ship until he sought refuge in the safety of his lockable kitchen, yelling blue murder for all to hear.

Did I say rare calm days? I meant normal. Yes, it was just a normal day for the Straw hat Pirates.

Hmm, I wonder if Sanji is a devil fruit? Oh, the ideas I can have .*evil grin* XD

Fixed because it brings me pain to look at.