Hiya!

My name: Vamp-dreams, that is all you're getting on the subject since all I dream about is them.

I'm in my junior year at high school, or the eleventh grade as it is called here.

If a year ago anyone had told me that I'd be reading and logging onto only fanfics one day, I would have thought of getting them committed in an asylum, coz initially for me fan fictions were just twisting the real stories for inappropriate purposes.

Hell was I wrong, just as my sister told me!!!

Anyway not much to tell about myself.

Link to Bella's dress; ch-3, IP:

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Here's a Twilight Oath I got off the net and yes I think it's pretty good!!

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

I promise to remember Edward

Each time I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there is a big boom

I promise to remember Rosalie

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

Every time I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me that they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my true obsession

Because I know what Twilighters know

Just some random sarcastic stuff:

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

isnt it ironic? Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have new shoes.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

don't blame yourself. let me do it.

lets share, you'll take the grenade, i'll take the pin.

Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects)

If worms had guns, birds wouldn't mess with them.

Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. You're not that good.

Deep down I'm a very shallow person.

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).

You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.