I'm pansexuall, just started college. Most likely you will never know my real name, but for anyone who wants to send a personalized email, I go by Lua. (And to the people who know me outside of the internet, that gives me away.)

Funny Jokes
--*girl* "I like hard things"
*guy opens his mouth*
*girl* "if anyone say's 'thats what she said' I swear I'm going to murder them"
*different guy* "thats what HE said"

-- *guy* "I like hard things"
*me* "in bed."
*guy* "damn it!"

-- *guy* I was sucking on something hard-"
*me* "In bed."
*guy* "AGAIN?!"
*me* *giggles*

-- *guy* "So I was riding-"
*me* "in bed"
*guy* "I was gonna say riding a horse!!!"
*me* ". . . in bed"

Stereyotypes are everywhere, here's a few
- Asians have high IQs. They are smarter than most in Math and Science. These people are more likely to succeed in school
- Christians are homophobic. They are blinded by God and will recruit you if you go near them.
- African Americans can dance.
- Caucasians can't dance.
- French are romantic.
- Irish are alcoholics.
- Italians are good lovers.
- Germans are Nazis or fascists.
- Middle Easterners hate Americans.
- Russians are violent.
- Gay men are feminine while lesbian women are masculine.
- Asians know martial arts.
- African Americans play basketball.
- Women are neat and like to clean.
- Men take charge in a relationship.
- Asian men have smallest penis size while African American men have the biggest penis size.
- Immigrants have poor English.
- Indians work at a deli.
- Caucasian women do not have big boobs naturally like African American females. (Personally, I know how untrue this is, not always fun)
- Jewish people are cheap.
- Underweight people do it for attention.
- Obese people are lazy and only care about where their next cheeseburger will come from.
- Guys are completely insensitive and obsessed with sports and pornography.
- Girls are overly sensitive and incredible shallow.
- Gay guys all have HIV and cross-dress.
- Lesbians are overly pierced, have little or no hair and play football.
- Mexicans are all illegal immigrants and are an 'inferior' race.
- White people are all racist and are of 'superior' race.
- Unemployed people are lazy and uneducated.
- People with blonde hair are uneducated.

Here's a few Quotes I like, and feel needed to be out there and read

- Drinking and driving, there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.
- If you must drink and drive, drink soda
- The best safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it
- Child abuse casts a shadow the length of a lifetime
- Power is what men see, and any group that get it, abuse it
- Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism
- Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it
- 77% of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never get pregnant.
- Everyone has a right to be stupid, some people just abuse it
- Before I die I want to throw a party with fake alcohol. . . And see how many people act wasted.
- When a cat falls it always lands on it's feet. When buttered toast is dropped it always falls butter side down. I propose we strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped they will hover, spinning inches above the ground.
- When I'm quiet strangers think I'm shy. People who know me think "Oh my god she's thinking! Run!"
- My school cares more about my dress code then my education.
- Dear Willy Wonka, one of your Oompa Loompas escaped. If you are looking for her, she's in Jersey Shore. Love, MTV
- War, rape, murder, poverty, equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Church is protesting?
- 'Let's all promise to make Daria's dream a reality" ... ... ... ... "You mean the one where strangers burst into flames?"