Hyaroohide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for Ninja Turtles, Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Peter Pan, Chronicles of Narnia, and Discworld. Due to a few requests I've had lately, I've decided to try and offer my services as a beta reader. It's on a trial basis for now, but if I manage to do a passing job and there's interest, I might stick with it. We'll see. Hello! Hyaroo here, but you may call me "Roo," if you so wish. (No relation to any other users here named Roo.) What to say about me? Well, I'm a writer and artist; nowadays I'm mostly doing original work, but occasionally I get the urge to do a bit of fanfiction as well. My updates are... sporadic, to say the least, but patience is a virtue, right? For all you romance fans out there: I don't really write romance stories. I might, on occasion, write a story that contains some romance (usually canon couplings, but I'm not opposed to writing either het, slash or femmeslash), but I never write stories where the romance is the main point. I'm much more interested in a good adventure story, a comedy, a mystery, a character study or an exploration of non-romantic relationship. My main concern is characterization; I'm always striving to keep as true to the characters as they are in canon as I possibly can -- or if I change them at all, at least find logical reasons for why they turned out differently. I love to read fanfics as well as writing them, but I'm very picky... a lot of people would even say overly nitpicky. (Which is why I generally don't review stories unless I'm specifically asked to and the author understands that I'm not going to be nice about it.) Nothing earns my ire faster than character-bashing and/or author-bashing; I find it juvenile, mean and annoying. You don't have to like all the characters or all aspects of canon, but if you can't find it in your heart to be fair to them, then, well, then I definitely won't read your story. On Weasley Girl: Currently my main work here is the ongoing Weasley Girl trilogy, a Harry Potter AU in which Ron Weasley was born a girl. The entire idea came to me after I'd read a lot of "Harry Potter was born a girl" AU fics. Basically, I realized that I hadn't seen any stories where some character other than Harry was born the opposite sex, while Harry himself remained a boy. So I decided to try writing one and see what might happen. The obvious choice for the gender-flip was either Ron or Hermione. I decided almost at once that a female Ron would be more interesting than a male Hermione, at least partly because it would visibly change the Weasley family dynamic. After all, we barely see Hermione's family, but the Weasleys are there throughout. Plus, turning Hermione male would just give the story even more of a "boy's club" vibe and rob the story of its only consistently major female character (seriously, check the books; Hermione's the only girl to play a major role in all seven of them). Currently we're on the second story of the trilogy. I'm not going to do seven stories because frankly that would be too big an undertaking; far too many fanfic authors who start out with interesting HP AUs begin with ambitions of writing alternate takes on all seven books, but most of them lose steam before they get anywhere close to seven books. So I'm aiming for a much-more-manageable trilogy instead... though there will be some additional side-stories, mostly one-shots. The stories are, in chronological order: - The Leapling (Short story prequel, takes place in 1980) If you have ever felt really tired of profiles on this site that tell you to copy and paste stuff into your profile... feel free to NOT copy and paste this into your profile. | |||||||
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Old Blood by Oil on Canvas reviews
The Battle of Camlann never happened, thus the legacy of Arthur lives on. The blood of the founders still walk the halls of Hogwarts, while ancient enemies clash to this day. Years later, Harry Potter wakes up a stranger in a strange world. Between over competitive house relations and never ending mysterious plots, he must struggle to find the truth about that fated Halloween. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,629 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 13h - Published: 3/23/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
There and Back Again by Chuchi Otaku reviews
Ron died saving Fred at the Battle of Hogwarts. But a twist of fate grants Ron the chance to go back in time to save as much lives as he could. Nobody said it will be easy, but with the help of a new sense of purpose, by Merlin will Ronald Weasley try. *The Second Wizarding War & Year One*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,049 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L.
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 179,543 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
A Stricken Lament by Muffliato reviews
Wizarding Britain had long since vanquished Voldemort's darkness and had been born anew. But all it takes is a butchered unicorn in Leicester Square to set the past and present aflame. For what happens when Harry Potter can't save the day? — Ron-centric Auror mystery, Harry-Ron friendship, and canon ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 299,123 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Son of the Archer and The Year of the Egos by Melancholy's Sunshine reviews
Third installment of the Son of the Archer series. Ron has survived his first year at Hogwarts. But it's never that simple is it? After all, he still has his family he was raised with, and the family he was born to in his life. Add in one of the most egotistical muggle men to grace technology and famous magical author and watch things get out of hand.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,845 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Ron W., Gilderoy L., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
It Takes a Mother's Love by Taint of Taia reviews
The second war left its mark and Hogwarts mourned. But it ain't over until the huge magical castle roars. Hogwarts chooses her champion that will save her children: Molly Weasley. Molly is sent back in time to save Hogwarts' children, by any means necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,026 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Sirius B., Molly W., Arthur W.
Harry Potter Without Harry Potter by slythernim reviews
Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 120,128 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Neville L., Ron W.
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,314 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Horcrux Within by althor42 reviews
AU When Harry is fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher's Stone, he makes the horrible discovery that he is keeping Voldemort alive by hosting a fraction of his soul. What is the rest of Harry's time at Hogwarts like when he knows that he has to die?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 237,215 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6662 - Favs: 6,810 - Follows: 7,681 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 4,494 - Follows: 4,768 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3434 - Favs: 6,508 - Follows: 8,213 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Reign of the Serpent by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. Salazar Slytherin once left Hogwarts in disgrace, vowing to return. He kept his word. A thousand years later he rules Wizarding Britain according to the principles of blood purity, with no end to his reign in sight. The spirit of rebellion kindles slowly, until the green-eyed scion of a broken House and a Muggleborn genius with an axe to grind unite to set the world ablaze.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 217,358 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
James and Me by Northumbrian reviews
When Annabel meets someone she hasn't seen in many years, her life takes another unexpected turn. How many surprises can she take? Do people really change? Has James Sirius Potter finally grown up? Whatever happened to those brave adventurers, the Drakestone seven? Warning: Language, and some smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,896 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 8/25/2012 - [OC, James S. P.] Albus S. P., Rose W.
Unlikely, Impossible, and a Little Bit Looney by Fedora Ferret reviews
Dudley was captivated from the moment he met her, but their relationship won't be easy. After all, how could a Dursley last with someone so un-Dursleyish as Luna Lovegood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 6/24/2017 - [Dudley D., Luna L.]
Son of the Archer and The Boy Who Lived by Melancholy's Sunshine reviews
Second in Son of the Archer series. Ron is off on his own "quest" for the first time away from his adoptive father Clint Barton where he meets the famed Harry Potter and takes the first steps on a wild journey of magic, chaos and a dark lord. Main characters include Weasleys, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Harry and Clint.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,190 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Nasty Common Name by littlewhitecat reviews
Harry Potter, Harry J. Potter, Harry James Potter…such a nasty common name Aunt Petunia had always said. Turns out she was at least partially right…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 248 - Published: 1/3/2018
The Chessmaster: Black Pawn by Flye Autumne reviews
Chessmaster Volume I. AU. Harry discovers that cleverness is the best way to outwit Dudley and his gang, which leads to a very different Sorting. While Harry and his friends try to unravel Hogwarts' various mysteries, the political tension in the Wizengamot reaches new heights as each faction conspires to control the fate of Wizarding Britain. Sequel complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,994 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 7/18/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Back to the Beginning by CrystallineX reviews
The Valar chose many companions to help them create Arda… save for Námo. The Judge of the Dead chose only one companion, who eventually pled for eternal rest. Too bad Námo had different plans. Eons later, Harry Potter woke up in a field of grass. "Sodding dreaming potions…"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,000 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 4,352 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 6,439 - Follows: 7,978 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Uncle of Secrets by Disgruntlement reviews
Manipulative Old Bastard Attempts To Seize Control Over The Potter Vaults, You Won't Believe What Happens Next!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter-Granger and the Elixir of Life by A.R. Joseph reviews
One day, Mr and Mrs Granger find a young boy set on their doorstep and adopt him. Ten years later, their children, Harry and Hermione, embark on their first year at their new school, Hogwarts, a school for young witches and wizards, unaware of what adventure lies in store for them. / AU re-telling of "Philosopher's Stone".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,409 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 8,285 - Follows: 11,009 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
House of Cards by akat24 reviews
Pull one card out, and everything falls. For Buffy, it all started the night her mother walked into that London pub all those years ago.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,863 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Buffy S., R. Giles, Sirius B., Albus D.
King of Serpents: Game of Shadows by karatemaster101 reviews
There can only be two sides to a game of chess, unless someone plays on both sides at once. Another genius villain joins the mix, throwing the already delicate balance of powers on its side. Three of the greatest magical beings pitted against one another in deadly trials, only one can emerge victorious, and no, this isn't the Triwizard Tournament we're talking about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,761 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Artemis F., Opal K.
Get Me Out by veryblargh reviews
Ron finds a strange journal in the Chamber of Secrets and starts having reoccurring dreams about a muggle girl (with strange metal things in her teeth?) trapped in a forest. It's up to the Golden Trio to uncover the mystery of the journal and prevent the mysterious power unleashed in their school from destroying their world. Rated T, pls r&r
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 8/28/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Dipper P., Mabel P.
Sir Pooh the Great and Gummiful by Bob Wright reviews
When Duke Igthorne invades the Hundred Acre Wood, looking to develop a super weapon against Dunwyn, Pooh and his friends go to warn the kingdom. Can they and the Gummis save the kingdom, and prove a Bear of Very Little Brains can be a hero? NOW COMPLETED
Gummi Bears - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Complete
No Place Like Home by Bookworm Gal reviews
2002 Version. Orko came to Eternia from his home on Trolla by accident and has been dealing with the native uncooperative magic ever since. It isn't easy sometimes, but he's accepted his new life. Those back home, however, have been worried and trying to find him since he vanished. And when they try to retrieve Orko, a couple of others are dragged along to the Trollan's old world.
He-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 7/1/2016 - He-Man/Prince Adam, Duncan/Man-At-Arms, Orko
A wand for Steven by ShayneT reviews
Passing through the Veil to a world not his own, Steven Universe finds himself in a world of wizards, where he is forced to learn a different kind of magic to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 87 - Words: 153,113 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Steven U. - Complete
I've had Enough by SpritelyGryffindor reviews
Ron runs away from the burrow at the age of nine, meets Harry, and helps him escape Privet Drive. Simple? Not when they've got half the ministry looking for them, not to mention the fact that Sirius has escaped Azkaban to look for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,404 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 5,823 - Follows: 5,485 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Son of the Archer by Melancholy's Sunshine reviews
Clint saves a kid and grows attached to the little guy. But he knows he should bring him back to his family. Can he find them? Will he even want too?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,314 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Ron W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
To Know You is to Love You by Coyote Laughing Softly reviews
Calm, rational discussions have never been their strong point. When a pre-wedding fight shows them that they need to get it together, Hermione suggests couples counseling with an innovative new method. Ron reluctantly agrees, and now the two of them are going to learn about each other in a way never before possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 569,111 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 3/12/2013 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sunshine and Fire by BornIn1142 reviews
Twilight Sparkle, Celestia and Luna are transported into a strange alternate Equestria, the Land of Always Summer, where the day lasts forever and a terrible queen rules with an iron hoof.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 164,801 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia
Sorting Sideways by Biskoff reviews
For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Alternamorphs 2: A Change In The Game by typhoonboom08 reviews
Sequel to Alternamorphs 1: Return Of The Hyena. War is an ever-changing game. Every event changes the outlook of the board. Something that the Animorphs are determined to work in their favor. New tactics are coming into play and new allies, both intentional and unexpected alike, are rising to join the fight. The real war has just begun, and the Animorphs don't intend to lose.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,577 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/1/2013
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 6,074 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 4,096 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Magical Animorphs 2: The Ministry of Magic by typhoonboom08 reviews
Knowing of the Yeerks has only made Harry far more determined to get into the Ministry. They needed the locket and they needed the Yeerk Pool found and destroyed, plain and simple. But Justin thinks they're being too hasty and isn't as mentally healthy as Harry believes. Going to the Ministry may very well prove to be a challenge that he's just not ready to handle
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Justin F. - Complete
When Sleeping Dogs Wake by DissectingPomegranates reviews
**Heavily Revised** Opening up to a stranger is never easy, especially when you've constructed a wall to protect yourself and wear a mask however, being forced into counselling may prove that dropping your mask and wall occasionally can be a good thing.
Worst Witch - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Sugar, Spice, and a Splash of Mutagen by The Nerdfighter reviews
He dedicated his life trying to find a cure - a retro-mutagen that would win April back. Now, after constant experiments, Donatello has found a way to turn April's dad back to normal. But if finding a cure that will reverse the mutagen's effects is possible, could Don maybe find a way to turn him and his brothers human? Set before "Mutagen Man Unleashed". Warning: Gender bender
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,507 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Donatello
The Elements of Harmony and the Savior of Worlds by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
An old legend from Dream Valley returns to Equestria, but is there a place for her in this new land? Crossover between G1 and FiM. Thanks to Sun tzu for the name, too. Minor Hasbro cameos/mentions as well.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,700 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Harry Potter And The Unexpected Second Life by Ravenclaw Midnight Blue reviews
A different ending to the Battle of Hogwarts is followed by a deadly assassination attempt on the Golden Trio. In an alternative timeline, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are forced to go undercover, to complete their education – whilst dark secrets and the ongoing Death Eater menace threaten them all. Harry's new life as a witch certainly won't be dull… Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 225,921 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Very Secret Diary by schlangengift reviews
'His d-diary' Ginny sobbed. 'I've b-been writing in it, and he's been w-writing back all year -' Ginny's first year in Hogwarts, written in diary entries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 98 - Words: 72,606 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Family Business by Methos2523 reviews
YAHF - When a teacher decided to combine a school project with the Halloween safety project, Xander has to dress as a family member and talk about their lives... leaving him wearing the same costume for Halloween, the costume of his uncle in New York, Doctor Egon Spengler. Now with the emergence of a new Ghostbuster on the Hellmouth, things are changed drastically...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 410 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Xander H., Angel, Spike, Egon
Chary Potter and the Years of Reluctance by Hippothestrowl reviews
Friendless, bullied, seen as worthless by the Dursleys, Harry's natural rebellious and adventurous nature was repressed. Life was only bearable if he kept out of the way so he grew up unwilling to step out of line. He lives by his wits but has high ideals and courage below the surface. Harry is simply reluctant to draw attention to himself — it's less painful that way! H/G. Ron/Hm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 398,652 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Magical Animorphs 1: Hogwarts by typhoonboom08 reviews
Sequel to Megamorphs. With Neville and the others still supposedly trapped in the dungeons, almost everything has fallen onto Anthony's trembling shoulders. As if trying to keep under the radar of Yeerks and Death Eaters isn't enough, the DA's running wild, Blaise still needs to be warned and the Yeerks are finally making a move. Against the security provided by the the portraits.
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Blaise Z., Anthony G. - Complete
King of Serpents: Prisoner of Azkaban by karatemaster101 reviews
An infamous convict escapes from Azkaban. Goblins are planning to rebel in Haven. Dementors are prowling Hogwarts. Draco is acting strangely. And to top it all off, nothing is really as it seems, meaning Artemis is the only one who can solve this mystery. Just when things seemed easy... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,748 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 3,968 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Megamorphs: The Wizarding World by typhoonboom08 reviews
Horror strikes as the Yeerks discover the wizards. However, thanks to a war, infesting them is moving extremely slowly. Determined to stop them quickly, the Animorphs head to England with the morphing cube and the determination to infuriate two tyrants
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,948 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Jake, Neville L. - Complete
Red Wings by APlagueOnBothYourHouses reviews
Ron Weasley has his fair share of secrets. (Not the least of which is the pair of dusty red wings sticking out of his back.) /Basically an AU in which Ron was taken by the School when he was little. Eventually he gets back to his family and attends Hogwarts, but he wasn't, by any means, left unscarred by the ordeal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,541 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Ron W., Max
Den Siste Vokteren by Wannabepunk reviews
Tre år etter at Greven av Gral ble beseiret av Kongen På Havet har Kaptein Sabeltann fått tak i et kart som viser at det fremdeles skal befinne seg skatter inn på den forheksede øya. Men alt er likevel ikke slik det først ser ut. Idet sjørøverkongen og hans menn seiler mot inn mot Gral står en gammel kjenning å venter på dem. Spørsmålet er bare om det er en venn eller fiende.
Captain Sabretooth - Rated: T - Norwegian - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013
Dobby's Return by Hahukum Konn reviews
Dobby the house-elf has been granted his chance to help Harry Potter after dying at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, by going back to the summer of 1992.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,558 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dobby
Who to Trust by bonusvampirus reviews
There's an abundance of Sherlock Holmses and Dr. Watsons in the world, but Joan feels like she's found an ally in Sally Donovan. (Be warned—This is just me playing around the idea, not a fully developed fic!)
Crossover - Sherlock & Elementary - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils by Briememory reviews
With moments to spare, the Order of Dagon decides to send the key in human form to someone who would protect it with his very life: Harry Potter. Now, he faces new and old foes alike who all want the power that his sister holds, in addition to the insurmountable task of being an older brother.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,726 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Dawn S., Harry P.
The Second Chance of Pansy Parkinson-Book One by Lacey Barbed Wire reviews
Pansy Parkinson dies alone and forgotten, regretting all her mistakes and mistaken beliefs from her time at Hogwarts. But an odd girl gives her a second chance at life, and she takes it, traveling back in time to when she was eleven. Pansy resolves to do better and help Harry this time around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Pansy P.
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventures of Ronald Weasley by StrangePointOfView reviews
Hello. My name's Ronald B. Weasley. If you're reading this, then I'm dead. And I may as well tell you how I got here. It's going to be a grand epic saga, which is why I won't tell you what the B. in my name stands for.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,904 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Ron W.
The Wrackspurt Theory of Temporal Grace by MomotsukiNezumi reviews
After storming off in a rage after arguing with his friends during the Horcrux hunt, Ronald Weasley reflects on his life, the second war, and the painful past, turbulent present, and uncertain future. Luna Lovegood, before her capture, ponders a question at Hogwarts. What if...? When they made the wish, they never truly expected it to be answered. But it was, so now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Ron W., Luna L.
Black Ribbons and Broken Hearts by TNOandXadric reviews
After Edward's departure, Charlie snaps and sends Bella to a therapist. Set during the doldrums of New Moon, maybe some implied Time Lord!Vetinari if you squint.
Crossover - Discworld & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Complete
From the Flame to the Spark by Ephemeralen reviews
Ginny Weasley pulls a PeggySue after Harry dies in the final battle. Featuring a determinator!Ginny who doesn't care how the previous timeline went, she's going to save Harry no matter what. Also, a minor not-really but sort-of crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,794 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Unequivocally Unusual by Quantum Cat reviews
Circumstance victimizes Harry one more time, as both Hermione and Ron are petrified during second year. Of course, coincidence just happens to pitch in as well. "Figglenorf got your tongue?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,389 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Butterfly Effect by SlyGoddess reviews
A simple choice: today or tomorrow? Conceived a day earlier, a heroine, not a hero, is born. With every step, with every waking breath, Harriet Lily Potter rewrites history. But is the world truly ready to be rewritten? Does Ginny Weasley fully comprehend what it might mean to befriend this lonely, love-starved girl? - Femslash&Het - H/G main - Full summary inside -BACK FROM HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,130 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Wishful Divergence by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. An unexpected find in the attic of Grimmauld Place changes the course of Harry's life. Except not, because it's not 'this' Harry who'll be affected. Rather, everything is about to change for another Harry, from long ago and far away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,060 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P.
The Second Malfoy by roonil-bilius-wazlib reviews
When a plot to kidnap the children of blood traitors during Voldemort's first war goes awry, the Malfoys find themselves raising Ron Weasley as their own. Will anyone at Hogwarts recognize that Ronaldus Malfoy is not who he thinks he is? A 1st year story. NOT inspired by Hermoninny94's Ron Malfoy (I didn't know about her story until recently), but similar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,060 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Ron W., Draco M.
When Did I Become A Parent? by Bookworm Gal reviews
When did he go from wanting him around for protection to realizing that the cub was their responsibility to raise? Somewhere between rescuing him and watching him stand on Pride Rock, Simba became more than just their friend. He was part of their family.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,332 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Simba, Pumbaa, Timon - Complete
Prometheus's Gift by ShearViscosity reviews
20 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, a witch, Muggle, and Squib unite to take down the wizarding world by using Muggle technology. Meanwhile, a certain Auror is on the case and is determined to stop them. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,187 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Harry P.
SpiderMan's Guide to Superheroics by paycheckgurl reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Spider-Man is tasked with creating a guidebook for new superoheros and this is the result.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Falling Down the Rabbit Hole by PenSmith433 reviews
They had long been trapped in the dark, forsaken by most, but remembered by few. Soon there would be a reckoning and the whole World would know. Till the day when Spring smiled, when Summer danced, when Autumn laughed, and when Winter loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Noticing of Lucy Weasley by Realmer06 reviews
Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Lucy W., Percy W. - Complete
Why Can't It Be a Joke? by bballgirl32 reviews
Fred and George end up back in time, break up the fight that would've killed Ariana Dumbledore, then watch Albus and Grindelwald leave without realizing just how much they've changed until they return to a twisted future. More detailed summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,937 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Fred W., George W.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The One Who Loves You The Most by EruditeWitch reviews
Ron struggles with fatherhood and raising a daughter while Rose struggles with demons no young woman should have to face in this chronicle of Ron and Rose's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Princess Diaries by CompanionWanderer reviews
The Chronicles of Prydain: Eilonwy's years on Mona, written from her own point of view. Mostly humorous teen angst, smattering of drama and romance. Introspective and rambling, more character than plot.
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 72,537 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2005
Elfangor's Folly by Kim Hoppy reviews
After the crash landing, Elfangor finds himself on Earth, alone, the only ones knowing of his presence being the five children who saw him crash. Confronted with the choice to fight or to hide, he chooses to continue the battle. AU
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 514,319 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Elfangor - Complete
Pride and Prejudice and WHAT! by BlackHawk13 reviews
Hermione loves "Pride and Prejudice" and she wants Ron to love it, too. It takes 8 years, but he finally comes around to reading it...sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Albus Potter And the Year of The Badger by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,465 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and the Ravenclaw Codex by Pavonis Mons reviews
A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Phineas Nigellus
Dead Trouble by Marcus Rowland reviews
A forgotten body causes a chapter of mistakes for Harry Potter and the Slayers. Harry Potter crossover. WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS! Spoilers for the BtVS S8 comics! Minor character death. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,420 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Spike, Harry P. - Complete
The Mouse Who Would Be King by Organization VI reviews
The story of how Mickey Mouse became king of Disney Castle is not the fairy tale it may first seem.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,072 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - King Mickey, Minnie Mouse
Tales of the Rotten by Chris Magician reviews
Think of every distasteful idea you've come up with. Every socially unacceptable concept, and every little snippet of material that made you cringe. That's what this story is made of. Come on...you know you're curious.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,063 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 1/30/2003
Not Your Average Hostage Drama by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Lydeah Hoskins is your everyday psychopathic, angsty teenager who hates toons. But she doesn't know what she's getting into when she decides to kidnap the Warners. [Rating for extremely frequent language, VERY mild innuendos and gun usage.]
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,474 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Battles with Basilisks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Eternal Sunshine of the Scourgified Mind by Solstice Muse reviews
The trio have defeated Voldemort but paid a devastating price.How can they cope without each other and without any magical memories?. This fic is now being gradually beta'd and chapters reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 177,085 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hellblazer: Hogwarts by Camwyn reviews
Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,555 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 7/24/2004
Dwarf Bread by keswindhover reviews
Buffybot follows a dragon to another world. Wackiness ensures.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,973 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Buffy S.
Alfballs by Bob Wright reviews
The Spaceballs need Melmacian hair to power their latest WMD against Druidia. Unfortuantely for them, they don't know Alf's demeanor...or Lone Starr's resolve. NOW COMPLETED.
Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Brainy's Glasses by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
When all the Smurfs in the world are captured by a powerful enemy intent on their destruction, it's up to Brainy to save all that is Smurf! (Complete Story! Please Review! :D )
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,753 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Brainy, Grandpa Smurf, Papa Smurf - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead by Backroads reviews
After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,462 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
There Can Be Only One by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter & Wee Free Men (Discworld) crossover: Returned to the Land of the Living, a small clan of Nac Mac Feegles find themselves thrown headlong into a world they never expected, without Gonnagle or Kelda. What're they to do?
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/19/2004
King's Ascent by Cybra reviews
Part one of the "Journey of the King" trilogy. The adventure didn't begin on the Destiny Islands. Warning: 42 pages!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,902 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2004
Harmless and Easily Domesticated by Angie Astravic reviews
Hagrid has been forbidden to teach any creature of higher classification than XX: harmless, may be domesticated. So nothing can possibly go wrong in his classes now - right? Augureys and Clabberts and Bowtruckles, oh my, not to mention Redneck Wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Harry P., Rubeus H.
Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie! by Tuesday Mourning reviews
What IS that story Calvin insists on hearing every night? The answer lies within...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/4/2003
Things To Do Before You Die by Efiwyvan reviews
A stormy night gives the group a chance to wonder what they would like to do before they die.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Complete
Aino Minako and Her Amazingly Fabulous Search by Moogle reviews
Minako is the only single member of the Inner Senshi, and it's starting to make her... just a bit off. Join Aino Minako in her amazingly fabulous search for a boyfriend! Cowritten with SuperKate.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,177 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2002 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Artemis - Complete
Red Moon by Fire reviews
The enemies are the same, the Sailors are the same (mostly). So why is Luna so afraid that they will not bring back the Moon Kingdom?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/19/2001 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts
A Bonding Experience by Leto reviews
The digidestined get bored and go online, each looking up their favourite things and finally stumbling across pages that *gasp* speak of them. I really hate writing summaries. ^_^;
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2000
A Pallet Pair by Veravine reviews
Who WERE those other two Pallet Town trainers? MY take on them...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,489 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/1999
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Weasley Girl: Secrets of the Past reviews
Sequel to "Weasley Girl"! Potter's Gang are back for their second year at Hogwarts, and face a dramatic escape, a mysterious diary, a strange cat, a "loony" girl, a hidden monster and many past secrets coming to light. It looks like this year will be at least as eventful and dangerous as the previous one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,818 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Leapling reviews
February 29, 1980. Leap Day. At the Burrow, Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred and George, and (sigh) Great Auntie Muriel are waiting for the newest Weasley brother to be born. But something unexpected is about to happen. One-shot, prelude to the "Weasley Girl" trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Bill W., Charlie W., Muriel W. - Complete
Hermione Granger's Guide To Gender Flip Fanfiction reviews
Hermione gives a lecture on "gender flip fanfiction"; i.e. fanfiction depicting an AU where one or more characters has been born the opposite sex. Of course, when the ones attending the lecture are Harry and Ron... or should that perhaps be "Holly" and "Ronnie"?... it might get a little difficult to stay on track. A very meta story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,382 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
One-Eighth Of A Chance reviews
Another "Voldemort Meets Discworld's Death" story. Written for the Spacebattles forum, shouldn't be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/20/2015
Dear Muggle: Letters from Hogwarts Students reviews
As part of a special school assignment, all Hogwarts students had to write a letter to a Muggle who knows about the wizarding world. Here is a selection of the letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Weasley Girl reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Untrue Story reviews
All stories, except one, are true. Can you guess which one story that is?
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Peter Pan - Complete
Because She Told Me To reviews
Neville makes a shocking discovery about Luna Lovegood and learns that genuine trouble doesn't always have to involve Death Eaters. FEMMESLASH, takes place during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,589 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
The Lion, the Cat and the Turtles reviews
An unlikely crossover! Leonardo inexplicably finds himself in Narnia at the time of king Rilian, and to get him back home his family must seek the only person left in our world who might still know how to get there... the aged Susan Pevensie.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,443 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Leonardo, Susan Pevensie
A Daughter's Plight reviews
Accompanied by Ron, Hermione travels to Australia to find her parents and restore their memories, though she is plagued by guilt from her actions. Will her parents forgive her for messing with their minds? Will she ever forgive herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bloody Cheesecake Surprise reviews
Ever wonder why, even before he got his soul, Spike was so obviously different from other vampires? Well, SOMEONE does, and SOMEONE is quite determined to find out, even if they have to kidnap and torture him. Sometimes it really sucks to be Spike.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Spike
The Turtle Who Never Was reviews
Michelangelo gets the "It's A Wonderful Life" treatment as two spirits show him what the world would be like if he'd never been born... but something's wrong here. Why does it look like everyone's better off without him?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,460 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
Donatello's Quest for Coffee reviews
A parody of INFOCOM-style text based adventure games: Donatello is on a quest to get some coffee... sounds easy, right? Voted "Best Comedy" in the Stealthy Stories' 2008 TMNT Fanfiction Competition!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Donatello - Complete
Must Have Changed A Lot reviews
Post-"Deathly Hallows." Twenty years after leaving Hogwarts, Harry meets someone from his past that he hadn't counted on ever seeing again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Mike's New Hobby reviews
Michelangelo is a morning person... Raphael isn't. 'Nuff said.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
