UPDATE: I CHANGED MY USERNAME. I USED TO BE MyOtherNameIsAPseudonym. NOW, I AM NOT.

High school sucks. Updates will be sparse.

Also, I have a FictionPress under MyOtherNameIsAPseudonym. You should check it out.

Note: A lot of the stuff I have posted is crap. I'm in the process of improving/removing some stuff, you know, so updates might be even more sporadic than normal.

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I need to do my hair! *outraged noise*)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Oh! The shoplifters special, then!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Because that's soooo helpful.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But , you know, its only a suggestion :P)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (YOU LOSE!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (NO. WAY. I would never have guessed)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But... wouldn't that save time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Because children with head colds on heavy machinery or in a car is such a huge threat to society. Obviously.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Aaaaannnnnndddddd why else would I be taking this?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Is there another dimension out there that everyone failed to tell me about?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Well. Now I'm curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NO! Really?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Genius. Someone got paid huge bucks to write this.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Because I was planning on doing that, you know.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile!