Wrong Number
Nico- Bold
Will- Normal
Lou Ellen- Underline
Tuesday Morning, December 12th
10.41am- YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING DICKHEAD. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. SLOWLY. AND. WITHOUT. MERCY.
10.43am- Oh dear, that's a lot of caps locks.
10.44am- My death sounds painful. What did I do to warrant such demise?
10.46am- ?!
10.48am- *raises eyebrow*
10.51am- Shit, sorry, I thought this was my friend. He got a new number.
10.53am- Your friend sounds like he's going to experience a rather awful demise. Any particular reason why?
10.55am- He was just being dicky, the usual with him basically. He got one of the school fire hoses and drenched me.
10.57am- Yikes.
10.58am- Sounds WET.
11.00am- Very. So he's going to die, no warning or anything.
11.02am- Wasn't your aggressive, caps locked text his warning?
10.04am- Ah, yes, but you see, he never received such text, so I've decided he is no longer going to receive it.
10.06am- Sounds fair. He probably knows he's in trouble if he turned a fire hose on you.
10.07am- Actually, those things are high- powered. Are you alright?
10.09am- I'm fine.
10.10am- Just VERY pissed off. And wet.
10.12am- You sound it. Wanna hear a joke to cheer you up?
10.14am- Only if it's funny. I don't really do jokes.
10.16am- Okay, since it's Christmas time…
10.17am- What do you call a snowmen with sunglasses?
10.19am- Please, enlighten me.
10.21am- A puddle.
10.23am- That was terrible. You have to try harder than that.
10.25am- Okay, okay. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
10.27am- Let me guess- frost bite?
10.29am- Hey, look who knows jokes~
10.31am- Please, that one was obvious!
10.33am- What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
10.35am- I don't know, what's the difference?
10.37am- The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
10.39am- Oh god.
10.41am- What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
10.42am- Limp Bizkit.
10.44am- Stop, stop, these are all so TERRIBLE!
10.46am- But they're making you smile, right?
10.47am- Rigggghhhhhttttt?
10.49am- Maybe a little.
10.51am- Yes! Success!
10.52am- Ah, I have class now. Update me later on your likely gruesome murder?
10.54am- Will do. Thanks for the laugh, Wrong Number.
10.55am- No problem, Accidental Texter.
Tuesday Evening, December 12th
5.09pm- So, I decided death was too merciful and just punched him in the face.
5.10pm- Which is why this update on the- not- anymore- murder is late. A teacher caught me and I was in detention for hours.
5.12pm- Boo. Sounds dreadful.
5.13pm- The detention, not punching him in the face, I mean.
5.14pm- Speaking of which, is your friend alright? Punches in the face hurt.
5.16pm- Hm, speaking from experience, Wrong Number?
5.18pm- Ha! Funny. But no, never been punched in the face, thankfully. I know the pain of fists connecting with faces through other means.
5.20pm- …That sounds worrying. What do you do, hit people and thrive off the sound of their bones breaking?
5.22pm- Hey, says the homicidal maniac! I'm studying to be a doctor. I need to know stuff like that.
5.23pm- Plus, you know, most people know being punched in the face hurts.
5.25pm- I'm slightly intimidated. You sound a lot smarter now than earlier.
5.27pm- That's mean! And not really, I just like helping people.
5.28pm- What about you? Any particular career you're looking for?
5.31pm- I've kind of been looking into forensic science, but I don't know.
5.32pm- I don't really think I'd be able to do it, you know? I don't really have the grades for it…
5.33pm- And I've only a few months left before I leave high school. Yay.
5.35pm- Have you already been accepted into a college?
5.37pm- Yeah, but it's not like, prestigious or anything. Just the local college.
5.39pm- Hey, there's nothing wrong with that! I go to my local college!
5.41pm- Oh. I actually didn't realise you were that old.
5.43pm- Well, that's rude.
5.44pm- I'll have you know I only just turned 19. I got out of high school like, four months ago. I'm still a handsome lad, have all my hair and a flat stomach. You know the works.
5.46pm- You're not that much older than me then. I'll 19 in a month.
5.47pm- Ah, shit. Don't take this the wrong way but- I feel like I'm giving out my information too carelessly. Like, I don't even know your name…
5.49pm- Oh, shit, right. Cyber safety and all that. Sorry if my questions made you uncomfortable.
5.51pm- I don't really have a problem with talking to you (I mean, those jokes made me smile), but my sister…
5.53pm- She wouldn't really like it.
5.55pm- Uh.
5.56pm- Well, do you wanna keep talking or stop, if it'll upset your sister?
6.10pm- Guess that's a stop. It was good talking to you, Person Who Texted Me By Accident.
Wednesday Morning, December 13th
12.14am- Shit. Sorry, I know it's really late, but um. I just wanted you to know that we can still talk if you want. You sound nice, smart and tell dumb jokes. And I kind of enjoy talking to you- so you know, just text me if you want to. Sorry if I woke you.
6.02am- Hey! Thanks for those compliments; flattery will get you everywhere haha!
6.03am- But you know, you didn't have to say that stuff, you could've just hit me up and I would've replied.
6.04am- Also, I know this is a tad slow of a reply, but I just woke up and I'm running, so…
6.10am- Argh, you just woke me up.
6.12am- Welp, sorry about that, Sunshine.
6.14am- Please don't call me that, it's the most hideous and inaccurate nickname for me I've ever heard.
6.16am- I don't know, I kind of like it!
6.18am- That's worse than what my friends call me.
6.20am- Well, what do they call you?
6.22am- Nice try.
6.24am- Come on, please~? It'll help me think up a nickname for you (unless you're willing to tell me your real name…?)
6.26am- Nope, I don't think we know each other well enough for that. My sister would kill me.
6.28am- Nickname then?
6.30am- Nope.
6.31am- Pleeeeeaaaassseee? Please? Please?
6.32am- I can't keep calling you Person Who Texted Me By Accident
6.34am- It IS quite a mouthful.
6.35am- Fine. They call me Ghost King.
6.37am-… Why?
6.39am- I used to be kind of obsessed with games, and I was really good at this word game called Ghost. And I was the best at it. Hence the name- Ghost King.
6.41am- I'm not sure whether that's cute or hilarious.
6.43am- Why would that even be cute? It's the most embarrassing shit in the world having a nickname for a game you played when you were like, 9.
6.45am- It's BECAUSE of those reasons why it's cute! It's just like- aw!
6.46am- It gives me an idea for a nickname for you though~
6.48am- Oh god. What is it?
6.50am- Bones.
6.52am- Bones?
6.54am- Yup. Ghost King plus forensic science equals 'Bones'.
6.56am- I… I guess I can live with that. What should I call you?
6.58am- How about… Sunny?
7.00am- I get the feeling that you like the sun.
7.02am- The sun symbolizes life and joy and hope. It gives us light even in the darkest of times.
7.04am- That was deep.
7.06am- It's also really fucking warm and gives me a hella great tan.
7.08am- I hope you can feel my face-palm through the phone. I'll call you Sunny until I think of something more appropriate, alright?
7.09am- I have to go get ready for school. Ttyl?
7.11am- Sure thing. Bye Sunshine.
7.13am- I thought I said not to call me that!
Wednesday Afternoon, December 13th
1.23pm- so i may have gone through your phone earlier.
1.25pm- Lou! That's a major invasion of privacy!
1.27pm- yes i know but i saw that you were flirting with someone? Whos bones William?
1.29pm- Oh my god, it was not flirting and IT DOESN'T MATTER.
1.30pm- I was GOING to tell you later, but you decided to INVADE MY PHONE.
1.32pm- geez, you'd think the fire nation was attacking or something. So what if i peeked in your phone a bit? you do it all the time to me!
1.34pm- I do not!
1.36pm- you do so and you say its 'looking after me because i have shittier taste in men than cecil does in music and you need to make sure you don't have to unload some whoop ass on them'. Which, may i say, is untrue.
1.38pm- You do have shitty taste in men, Lou. Take it from me, you really pick the biggest pricks in the universe.
1.40pm- whatever. Stop avoiding my questions! Who is this bones person?
1.42pm- First of, stop putting so many exclamation and question marks, and learn to USE CAPITAL LETTERS.
1.43pm- It's just someone who I've been talking too. They texted me by accidentThey texted me by accident and we've just kept talking.
1.45pm- he sounds like your type, snarky sarcastic and younger.
1.47pm- I am NOT into younger men. And how do you even know it's a boy?
1.49pm- sweetie, everyone you've dated is younger than you by like, two years.
1.50pm- and i can tell it's a boy because hes called ghost king, idiot. Now stop pmsing and get over to the field so i can hear all about it.
1.52pm- Argh, fine, be there soon.
Wednesday Afternoon, December 13th
3.01pm- I'm free! Class is over!
3.03pm- You realise you have to go back again tomorrow, right?
3.05pm- Hmph, spoil my fun why don't you? I'm already stuck at the academy until the holidays and you decide to say something like that?
3.06pm- Academy? You go to a private school?
3.08pm- Uh, military school actually. I go to Chiron Academy.
3.09pm- … So you like, come from money then? I went to Goode High.
3.10pm- Oh! I just realised, we live near one another! Terminus is on Long Island, right?
3.12pm- Right. You live in NY?
3.13pm- I guess. My dad owns a recording studio in LA, while my stepmother owns a really high class flower shop.
3.15pm- Huh. That's pretty cool I guess. And yep! I used to live in California, but moved to NY when I was like, 9.
3.17pm- I technically still live with my dad in LA, but since I'm at school most the time, so I never really see him.
3.19pm- Wait, you go to military school and your friend was still able to turn a fire hose on you? Do I even want to know what your detention was for punching him?
3.21pm- Yup, no one caught him, and we never rat each other out, so...
3.22pm- It wasn't that bad. I just had to tutor some younger students for a couple of hours. They were idiots though.
3.24pm- Sounds boring and frustrating.
3.25pm- Whelp, I have to go to my afternoon class. Bye Sunshine.
3.26pm- Bye (stop calling me that!)
Author's Note: Hello, and welcome to the re-uploaded on a different account 'Wrong Number'.
I'm really sorry that all my stories were taken down off the site on my other account: VioletBlueEyes, but now I've made a brand spanking new one that will hopefully be a lot better. I'm planning on re-uploading all my stories slowly, so I hope everyone will be alright with that!
Lots of Love,
EG