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Joined 02-16-10, id: 2257311, Profile Updated: 04-20-13
Author has written 27 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Devil Wears Prada, Twilight, Rizzoli & Isles, and Pitch Perfect.

As of 01/12/10, I am on hiatus until further notice. (ie. until the muse and love of writing returns)

All stories will be left as they currently stand just now.

If anyone would like to take, adapt, or continue and unfinished story, please drop me a PM.

If anyone would like to take, adapt or continue a completed story/premise, please drop me a PM.

I've never yet said "No" -- it's only because I am curious to know which one you liked. *grin*

I understand it's frustrating that four have been left unfinished--I unreservedly apologise. All I can say is that I genuinely planned to complete each one but I am met not only with a horrendous writer's block but with a rapidly waning love for fanfic as a whole. I hope both change with a break, and in that case, I plan to come back and finish any story that's still outstanding. Meanwhile, I will be delving more into original fiction (when I overcome the block) and anyone who wants to follow that can do so on my livejournal site (I go by thefutilitarian) or Tumblr (thefutillitarian).

A final thank you to all the wonderful readers and writers that have read and reviewed my stories. When I've been really down (about my writing and/or life), I've often relied on opening some old reviews, and they have never failed to make me feel like something that I wrote really mattered to at least one person. I've saved each and every review and PM and rest assured, I will be re-reading these again and again. I hope (and plan) to return soon: a better, stronger writer. Which'll only be of benefit to everyone.

Meanwhile, please read and enjoy what's already here. And if you've been inspired, like I was back in Feb 2010 by other people's works, do give it a shot. You might be surprised by the positive results! And let's face it--it's also kind of cool.

Catch you on the flipside.

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I'll Worry About It Later by WickedFan97 reviews
Second Task AU. What if Hermione - panicking and concerned - jumped back into the Black Lake when Harry failed to surface? This leads to her assistance in a rescue, and her presence suddenly on the radar of Fleur. Eventual Fleur/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,829 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
You've Got the Love I Need to See Me Through by Jack E. Peace reviews
"Let's go to the zoo." Chloe suggests. Aubrey wrinkles her nose. "It's too hot." She protests again. "You want to walk around in this humidity?" "We can take a picnic." Chloe says. "And you've never even been! It'll be fun!" (fluff)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Aubrey P., Chloe B. - Complete
Witnessed here in Time and Blood by whistle.the.silver reviews
When Shell Cottage receives a motley group, Fleur and Bill do their best to ensure their safety. In the weeks that follow, wounds are healed and plans are concocted. Fleur and Hermione find themselves coming to a new understanding of one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 190,609 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Deux Anges, Dansant : Two Angels, Dancing by Stellata reviews
A summer romance in France before Hermione's fourth year becomes more serious. Together, can Hermione and Fleur withstand the trials of the Tournament? Hermione/Fleur, AU from 4th year onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,796 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Fleur D., Hermione G., Harry P., Luna L.
Aucune Defense Pour Toi by D. Geheimnis reviews
Fleur is not an expert in the ways of love, but in Hermione's final year with time running out, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser's "No Defense for You" in Fleur's POV. Please note: a slightly more updated version (less typos) lives on AO3. Any chance of a sequel will be posted there as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 176,129 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Golden Haze by anamatics reviews
There is a golden haze that comes over a Veela's vision when they are upset or angry or in love. After the fall of Voldemort, Fleur takes a position at Hogwarts and finds herself moving forward rather than going backwards for the first time in her life. FD/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 140,180 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
The Belt by CruellaMiranda reviews
Femslash; A belt, a conversation between Miranda Priestly and Patty Hewes, and an encounter between Patty and Ellen.
Crossover - Devil Wears Prada & Damages - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Far From The Eyes, Far From The Heart by Wishing Wounds reviews
After the end of the war, Hermione plunged herself into solitude. Can Fleur bring her back into the light?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,528 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
Clay Pieces by Everbay reviews
7th yr. All is not right with everyone in Hogwarts. Ron's caught cheating, Hermione goes to desperate measures to win him back. But when she enlists help, the last thing she expects was to lose herself completely. FDHG, pls RR, profanity & adult content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,613 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
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Over and Over reviews
They swear it's a one night stand.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Aubrey P., Chloe B.
The Scientist reviews
Decisions are measured in seconds.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Aubrey P., Chloe B. - Complete
Always reviews
Mirana needs a release for her darkness. Alice is her champion. What's a queen to do?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Alice K., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
Iracebeth of Crims reviews
The conclusion to the Malice trilogy. Which means femslash. Yes. Well, maybe. Ah, heck... by now you probably know how it goes. Iracebeth's side of the story, liberally sprinkled with sweet lashings of Malice. Not actual lashings though. Sadly.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims, White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal
Limbus reviews
Genre: Fantasy AU. Pairing: Miranda/Andy. Summary: What lies beyond? What lies beneath? What makes us who we are?
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010
Hypothesis reviews
A post-finale one-shot. How might have Maura handled Jane's actions?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2010 - M. Isles, Frank R., Sr - Complete
The Secret Diary of Bass Isles reviews
Third party POV on Rizzoli/Isles. Together. Eventually. He's only ever had a guest appearance but I'm sure everyone was left intrigued by the burning question - just what does Bass Isles think of everything that's going on...?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli
The Dark Room reviews
Mirana/Alice. Femslash. What lengths might Mirana need to got to, in order to relieve the darkness within?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Alice K. - Complete
A Helping Hand reviews
Mirana/Alice. An utterly shameless FWP fluff without much plot . When one's not sure of one's feelings, it's always good to get a little nudge which tips the scales. Mirana's POV. Femslash.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/24/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Alice K. - Complete
Unspoken reviews
*REPOST* Rizzoli / Isles. A glimpse into Jane and Maura's relationship. As per the show, can be interpreted as friendship or more. Now corrected for the glaring error in the first posting. *REPOST*
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Alice Kingsleigh reviews
Sequel to "Mirana of Marmoreal". When a realisation forces Alice to return to Underland, what will she find? Warning - implied/actual femslash.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Alice K., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
The Mating Behaviour of Dr Maura Isles reviews
Rizzoli/Isles. Like more than BFFs, y'all. Honestly, the title pretty much sums it up - Maura's POV on well...just quite how to...woo.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/5/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Mirana of Marmoreal reviews
Mirana's POV. Given the blank slate her character is in the movie, this can be either interpreted as 'canon' or as AU. It really depends on how you saw her. Implied femslash throughout. Each chapter a scene from the movie.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,123 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Alice K., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
The Line reviews
Rizzoli / Isles. Femslash-ish, at least let's put it that way...you don't have to squint too hard to see it. Just a small drabble from Rizzoli's POV on those damn big words of Maura's. *grin*
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Love reviews
AU. A tiny one-shot. What if Victoria had succeeded? Bella/Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Waiting reviews
Almost a series of vignettes told backwards, spanning the course of several years of Mirandy's relationship. Love: lacking, obsessive, adoring, cruel. Can - when does right become a wrong?
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,315 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
A Slip reviews
A mostly light-hearted bit of fun - what happens when a slip of a hand sets off an unexpected chain of events? Mirana / Alice, implied/actual femslash.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Alice K.
Parting reviews
How I would imagine it might have gone had Alice stayed in Wonderland for a while instead of leaving. Didn't really fit in with any of my ongoing stories/verses, so I gave it its own. Femslash, of course. Is there something else?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Alice K. - Complete
Truth reviews
One shot. Andy/Miranda. Implied existing relationship. Warning: femslash.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Equilibrium reviews
AU fairytale/fantasy DWP - Miranda/Andy pairing, however a lot of story is both from the twins' and original characters' POV. Further description in preface.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,227 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Stuck reviews
Part of the nameless fluff-verse where Adjustements and True Love find their home. Miranda/Andy, technically pre-slash but you can see it's there. The prequel/first vignette that kicks off this verse.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Four Lessons Miranda P Learned and One She Didn't reviews
Who is Miranda? If you squint really hard, you can choose to see hints of unrequited M/A. Warning - angst and no happy ending . Thank you to my lovely beta - quiethearted - for continuing to do tremendous work in ridiculously short timescales.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
True Love reviews
Miranda/Andy. Femslash. Probably sits in the "Adjustments"-verse although not linked. Usual disclaimers apply - I own nothing. I would strongly recommend NOT doing this to your other half - most people are not Andy!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Adjustments reviews
Miranda/Andy; one-shot; 1000 words. Implied existing femslash relationship. Pretty much fluff. Just wanted to see if I could actually do it!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
That Day reviews
Usual disclaimers apply - I don't own any of this. Miranda/Andy. Andy's POV and thoughts on their relationship. Unbetaed so all mistakes are mine!
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
Longing reviews
A companion drabble to "Choice" from Mirana's POV. Same applies: femslash warning. Alice/White Queen.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Alice K. - Complete
Choice reviews
This is just an 100 word drabble or so Word told me, FF thinks differently that came to me after watching the movie. Warning: Femslash. Or at least implied femslash. Alice/White Queen.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alice K., White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete