...A little revision is in order I say.

Lets keep it simple. I am: quite blunt(to the point I hurt people's feelings), somewhat crazy(not quite to the point of being institutionalized...yet), and I'm a lazy ass. Any questions?

I'm a girl. 19. Self-centered. I love fanfiction, if it contains good grammar of course.

Things I hate in fanfiction:

' sory i suc at summries just read and revew1!! xoxox' - Why would I even bother? Excuse me, I'm gonna go read my 4 year old cousin's story about God knows what because he probably has better potential and grammar.

One paragraph chapters. (I think we all agree here)

Bad grammar. (I realize everyone makes mistakes now and then, I do, but when you can't spell hardly anything right, that really grinds my gears)

Authors who say I need at least 30 reviews for this chapter or I won't update. (Whatever. You know your gonna update anyway. Stop getting people to kiss your ass. Either your story is good or bad)

Things I just hate period:

Fangirls. (It's ok to respect and like someone for what they do, not fucking stalk them and sleep on a pillow with their face on it. Get a life)

Certain Girls. (Sorry if I offend those who think their boyfriend is their whole world at 16. Not intentional)

Twilight (Seriously? No offense to Stephenie Meyer, but mediocre plot and writing at best. There are so many better vampire stories that are not recognized out there. I love Twilight fanfiction if the authors and grammar are good. Twilight has potential in fanfiction. I've honestly read a couple of stories where an author makes it darker and more original with non-canon couples and it was excellent. If you write a Twilight story and I like it then I honestly respect you as an author. I have written a story for Twilight, but it's only because I see true potential for it and I want to make it different. I don't care for a million reviews, I'm just happy if people read it and like it)

Edward Cullen. (To all girls: you can't BE with a fictional character. Plus, he's annoying, over-controlling, and creepy. "And then the lion fell in love with the lamb." Oh, fuck me in the ass. Seriously?)

Things I love:

Logical girls with their heads out of their asses.

Music. (A little Pink Floyd and Jimi Hendrix for the soul, anyone?)

Happy, drama-less people.

Guys. (As much as I wish I was a sexy slut, I'm not. I just think girls are too complicated, and guys are immature, fun, and carefree. My kind of crowd)

Movies!! (Not romance!! I think I gagged during The Notebook. But I love horror films. Especially old school. Gotta love Psycho and Frankenstein.

Some of my favorite categories in fanfiction:

Smallville. (Chlark)

Wicked. (Pure genius, really. The book is dark and can be overly-complicated at times, but it is pure genius. The musical is good as well)

Wrestling. (Too many guys around lately)

Harry Potter (C'mon now. Gotta love Hogwarts)

Twilight. (Rarely, only if it's amazing)

O.C. (Good show. Pretty good authors)

One Tree Hill. (Good Show. The love triangle is getting on my nerves though. Can't think of anything else to write screenwriters? Maybe they should have stayed on strike...)

The Notebook. (NOT!)

Feel free to message me or e-mail me or whatever the hell everyone is doing these days. I love having good conversations over common interests. But if you flame me or insult me over something on my profile or one of my stories, then you need to get a life. Plus, I don't take anything in life seriously so if you think I'll feel my chest painfully constricting on an insult, then wow. You need to get laid.

And I'm a slow updater. But I assure you, I will finish whatever I write.

Meet you on the other side.

-Katie