Disclaimer: Despite my various offerings of a couple of penny sweets and a used bit of string, I am reliably informed that the ownership of Devil Wears Prada and 20th Century Fox is still not mine. Disappointing... I can only assume they are holding out for my 98-99 Celtic sticker collection. But the joke is on them because rest assured, I am never parting with that!

I also do not own the rights to any of the songs used in this piece, I am fairly certain most of you would reject ownership to at least half of them if offered, but that's alright - I freely admit my music tastes are... lame.

A/N: I am running out of things to say about my betas, at least ones that can be said in a public place! Law_nerd and quiethearted are beyond fantastic - it's frightening to think before I met and solicited their help I blithely thought, "A beta? Pfft... I don't really need one of those." Ladies, thank you for joining the rest of the world in proving me wrong. I know I don't use you for some of my pieces and I am certain they are the poorer for it.

Which brings me onto the next point to address: this is the first time that there has been a major thing on which we have not been able to agree. As the author, or the person to whom Mirandy deigned to tell this tale, I excercised the right to go with what I had. Again, I will feel no shame should it transpire that I am wrong, and then you are even allowed to do the "I told you so" dance. I will also happily admit to all and sundry what we disagreed about and how right you were because regardless of anyone else's opinion... I still really like it the way it is. *grin*

This story started as an ITunes Meme with a difference, about two hours into that I realised that as per usual, it had all gone totally pear-shaped. Consequently, I just sort of left it and went with what it was, or should I say, what it clearly wanted to be.

I should probably dedicate this to yesterday's International Day of Femslash. It's rather fitting, that as in real life, I am fashionably late!

Lastly, it's taken my about this long to realise that I should have this in my notes: I thoroughly welcome concrit, in fact, I look forward to it. From the aforementioned beta experience, it is something that has massively helped me improve and, given I am only 6 months into writing, there is still a never-ending upwards curve ahead of me, so please feel free to criticise away.

Apologies in advance for : for my French spelling (using the english alphabet) and the fact that this site does not recognise the double dash as being something that exists!

Story list of songs and artists (as per my Ipod):

Unusual Way – Nicole Kidman

If You Could Only See – Tonic

Going Under – Evanescence

She's Always a Woman – Billy Joel (I allowed myself one cheat, this was it… it didn't used to be on my IPOD)

You Look So Fine – Garbage

Defying Gravity – Glee Cast

True Colours – Cindy Lauper

All Coming Back To Me – Celine Dion

Enjoy!