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Hello All!

My name is Teresa, please call me Treesy though if you'd like to call me anything. (I also wont say no to Beautiful, Gorgeous, Sexiness, and Hot Stuff)

I am a 23yo from Tasmania, Australia. (Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oi, Oi, Oi!) I am terribly eccentric person who loves to dance around in front of complete strangers, hurts myself doing EVERYTHING! (seriously, i got attacked by a frozen rabbit the other day and i've hurt myself twice by playing mini-golf), sing to my IPod on crowded buses, and create wacky stories with myself and my two best friends as the leads. (The Pirates of the Demon Llama, we're not Cutlass, Canon, and Parrot type Pirates. More Flour Bombs, Sling Shots, and Llamas type Pirates.)

My Aspirations in life: Own my own Bookshop/Cafe, Write a novel, Travel EVERYWHERE!, Get my Licence (i no.. I'm 24 i already should, but i suck!), Own a house, Win Tattslotto, Beat death so i can spend all of my life travelling.

Aspiration of the Moment: To get everyone familiar with the fantastic, amazingness that is Odd Thomes by Dean Koontz. Fantastic!!!

I also love wacky sayings and have a blackboard in my Kitchen that has a weekly saying on it, and every one who comes to my house is forced to think of one. if you know some PM me okay?... At the moment i have: I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.

Some of my other favourites:

This life has to be a test, if it was the real thing we would be given better instructions.

People who don't like cats were obviously mice in another life.

If men shopped more, there would be fewer wars.

Bravery is being the only one who knows your afraid.

It is the need to cater to the stupid that creates the ridiculous (just think "may contain nuts" on a packet of peanuts and you'll understand)

Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again?

It proves your self worth sometimes if you are hated by the right people.

Indecision is the key to flexibility (Yes, you Kitty)

Save the Earth... it's the only one with Chocolate.

People who say nothing is impossible have obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Insofar as globalisation has resulted in Chocolate being available pretty much anywhere in the world, i think it's a good thing.

Life is full of challenge an frustration, but sooner or later you'll find the hairstyle you like.

All fights are food fights to a cannibal.

Just remember that today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.

If life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Only two things are infinite, the Universe and Stupidity... and i'm not sure about the former.

Happiness is having your Dentist say it wont hurt, then catching his hand on the drill.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Of all the things i've lost, i missed my mind the most.

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until its too late.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Always acknowledge a fault. It will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

Dont go around saying the world owes you a living, the world doesn't owe you anything... it was here first.

I'm glad i did it. Partly because it was well worth it, but mostly because i'll never have to do it again.

You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

I'm the kind of girl who will burt out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If you cant convince them, confuse them.

Admitting you're weird is normal, saying you're normal is weird.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself, its if you argue with yourself and lose when its weird.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Don't follow in my footsteps, i tend to walk into walls.

Everybody is someone elses weirdo.

I used to be normal, until i met the freaks i call my friends.

Remember what you just said. Because tomorrow i'm going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback, you'll be devistated then.

Percusive Maintenance - The art of wacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Don't knock on death's door... ring the bell - he hates that.

Advice i'm not so good at, can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

You're not yourself today, i noticed the improvement immediatly.

He who thows the first punch admits he lost the arguement.

Well now that you've had your fill of all things Treesy please read on.

Love Treesy (but you can call me Sexiness)

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