I'm a Muppet of a girlhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Mortal Instruments, and Matched. Hi! I'm I'm a Muppet of a girl (yes, an unfortunate name, but my mom wouldn't take "for the love of everything holy, give the girl a normal name" for an answer). Sorry about not having been on in so long. I have been suffering a severe case of writer's block, on and off this website. As I unsuccessfully try to think of more stories to write, please enjoy my old ones! What's that? You say you want a glimpse into the riveting world of a Muppet/girl mutant like myself? Well, here's a bit about me... I am an alien from outer space, born with two hearts, that constantly travels through time in a machine commonly known as the TAR- Wait, no. That's not right. I'm a sociopathic consulting detective with fabulous hair and cheekbones that could cut- No, no. I'm thinking of someone else. Why is this so difficult? Where was I. Oh yes. I travel across the country with my attractive brother in my '67 Chevy Impala fighting ghosts and- WHAT THE HELL. That's not my life either. My name is Eren Jaeger and I am a member of the Scout Regiment- GOD. WHY CAN'T I DO THIS. I AM A HOBBIT AND I AM TAKING THE ONE RING TO MORDOR- DAMMIMT. |
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The Quite Peckish Games by David Noklevername reviews
Another pointless Hunger Games parody! Kamuss Evermean is a suspiciously similar substitute of Katniss Everdeen, who happens to have to replace her little sister in the Quite Peckish Games. Will she live? Yes. Definitely. She's the main character, of course. Goes OOC pretty damn quickly. I would love some reviews. Just sayin'. The main story is now complete, shockingly!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Complete
Captive Hearts by MirrorAuror reviews
I, Hermione Granger, have been taken. The Second Great War is raging-Voldemort rises in power every day. I am being held prisoner in the Malfoy Manor. A Mudblood in a house filled with Death Eaters...and it seems the only friend I have is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,083 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Phoenix by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
It's Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, but he has more on his mind than school; starting fight clubs and discovering confusing back-stories are at the top of his priority list. A complete parody of the angstiest, caps-lockiest book in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Burns As The Phoenix: Book The First by Skyelah reviews
19 years later. An evil new power is rising up against the Wizarding World. A new prophecy is spoken, and the fate of the magical community rests in the hands of the One Who Burns as the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Parody of the Deathly Hallows by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione set out on an epic search to find all of the horcruxes, camp, and pursue random side things. A complete combined parody of the book and movies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
CCHS by ariviand reviews
In the style of so many bestselling teen novels, the Mortal Instruments characters go to high school. How will they will battle the pressure of making grades, fitting in, and extracurricular activities? AH/AU, present day. Cookies from original.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,754 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Project H: Twilight by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the film 'Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
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You Owe Me reviews
Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,272 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
Mortmain has made a deal with a demon. In exchange for setting it free, the demon will destroy all Shadowhunters. But it requires a sacrifice...and who else but Tessa Gray? Mortmain steals her from the Institute, leaving a clockwork Tessa in her place. But Will knows something isn't right. He knows he must find the truth...for Tessa's life may depend on it.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,906 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
What if the Boy Hadn't Lived? reviews
What if Harry decided not to come back to life? Instead of returning to defeat Voldemort, he moves on with Dumbledore. But what will happen to the people Harry left behind? It'll be up to them to find a way to stop the Dark Lord once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,875 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Pilot of the Sea reviews
SPOILERS! Do not read unless you've read Reached. Indie's thoughts at the end. One-shot.
Matched - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Indie H., Ky M. - Complete
Hijacked reviews
Katniss was rescued from the arena...But Peeta was taken somewhere far worse. This is what it was like for Peeta when he was a captive of the Capitol, suffering trackerjacker venom until he can't tell what's real and what isn't.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,344 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Peeta M. - Complete
