Hello. I would first like to state that I am a fangirl, as it will become increasingly evident.

I don't have ships, I have SHIP LAUNCHERS.

You'll find that I don't write much, but my favorite list grows ever bigger and more diverse. I would not even suggest looking at it, at this point. Now if only I could find some better written smut; so much harder than you'd think. And AFF is so badly organized and inaccessible. Ugh. p:

I decided to make a community (a Hetalia AP featuring America) because my Favorite list was getting out of hand and it was very hard to find anything. I was dismayed to find out that you could only make one. DX Soooo, I am now thinking of making at least two more profiles so I can make a community for my Naruto and Harry Potter Favorites.

Now I'm going to list fandoms and pairings that I enjoy. This is pretty much for my Favorites, because as you can probably see, there are a lot of those. My favorite fandoms include Harry Potter and Naruto. I also enjoy a little Stargate-SG1, Yu-gi-oh, Eyeshield 21, some Bleach, Hikaru no Go, Supernatural, Transformers (the Movie), Hetalia Axis Powers, Sherlock (the fanfiction,) Elementary (the show) and a whole bunch of other crap that I simply come across. You will find that most of the stories I favorite are Slash/Yaoi, though you could find some Het or just plain -centric in there.

OMGeezy! You know how I was complaining about how there's no Xana/Jeremy. Okay, so you might not, but I found one. Lessons by ShadowSlayer. Sadly it's on AFF, and the author never finished, but the three chapters there are both long and good enough to be worth reading anyway. It's pretty much just smut, whether because that's how it's supposed to be, or because the author stopped before plot developed, but I don't really see how that would be a problem.

I have read (COMPLETE)Forbidden: A Tale of Four Friends by Hecateslover and I would totally recommend it to any people who like good slash (or even het) and a better story. _ The chapters are long as hell (I'm talking 10K to 20K or more) and I love it. Mmmm, Neville, you secret dominate, you, so hot.XD

Not that all that I read is slash, I just like it better. I have non-slash authors that I read like adrien skywalker, DisobedienceWriter and Mister Cynical. Those are the only ones who comes to mind at this moment, but there are others. The stories are epic and actiony. I'm sure they would be even more epic if somebody ever actually finished theirs. Besides, if I want some het smut, well that's what trash, (or not so trashy,) romances are for. You know, in book form. Or some hentai manga. My favorite authors include Christine Feehan, Beatrice Smalls, Nora Roberts, Jayne Ann Krentz, and Christine Dodd. Sherrilyn Kenyon is good too, though I happen to have liked her earlier stuff, when she was shameless.XD

To Be Continued...

Check it out. I recently got sorted and it says...

Your in-depth results are:
Slytherin - 12
Ravenclaw - 9
Gryffindor - 8
Hufflepuff - 8

I know I would be a Slytherin, but I think Hufflepuff would be my first choice if I could convince the hat. Got to set my standards low; anything else would be to much work.
Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into? A good site with realistic (and funny) answers.

I have story ideas, but I doubt I will ever get to more than a oneshot of them, so I was wondering if anyone would like to write them. Please inform me so that I can read them and don't make them suck too badly, cause then I would be sad:( These descriptions differ in sizes because some I had more of a plot for than others, but either way, you don't have to follow them exactly, these are just the way I might write them. Bunnies for everyone.

Warning, most of this is slash or else general.

Lily/James/Severus--Because I have never seen one, and I love GuyGuyGirl threesomes.

Harrycentric--Every hundred years there are 3 avatars born. One for light, one for dark and another to stay neutral and keep the balance.
One hundred and then some years ago the grey was never recognized, and the dark and light were lovers before they had come into their power. Needless to say it was a messy break up, and it ended with Grildewald losing his dominion before his death. Said dominion was transferred over to his predecessor earlier than what should have happened natural also giving Tom Marvolo Riddle pieces of his conscience, ideals, and state of mind. The light lord, with his corresponding darkness’s essence still in existence, neither died, nor fell from his mantel like he was supposed to, leaving Dumbledore unable to adequately deal with the threat of a new dark lord, with inherited power, mental capacity, sociopath tendencies of war.
Even later into the future, the new grey lord prophesied is revealed and set up for assassination. Failing this, the dark lord is left without a body, but unwilling to pass on. With a lord from 3 different generations, each with at least a two generational gap, the balance is officially thrown out of wack and things degenerate from there. Now Harry Potter, as is his duty, must somehow kill the dark lord, hoping that the light lord does not survive the battle, and some how restore the balance of the magical world, all while keeping his ever questionable sanity.
Slash? Probably. Where is this going? Who knows. I was planning on sort of following the Hogwart's years so that I could kill off Dumbledore, and have Harry find and protect the new light lord, or maybe have it be one of his kids. Also, nobody has to know Harry is the grey lord as long as Harry, Dumbledore, and Voldemort are aware.

Creature/Harry--Harry Potter was a beacon of light, a light that drew towards it the darkness. Stronger than Voldemort, it appears. And it wants him.

Harrycentric--Harry comes into his magical majority and an inheritance. Except it can’t be, because this is nothing that should have shown up in a Potter…or anyone else for that matter. It took a bit of research, but apparently when you mix basilisk venom, phoenix tears and are usually the focus of magical clusterfucks, you don’t get away unscathed.
A Harry with snake and phoenix characteristics. And for god's sake, can he keep it a secret for at least ten chapter? Actually, a Tom/Harry story like that would be boss too. I'm mean where he keeps the timetraveling thing a secret for more than a conversation.

Harrycentric--In a world where Harry Potter had all the workings of a defeater of dark lords, but no dark lords to defeat, naturally he needed other outlets for his awesomeness. Naturally, he had a habit of spreading chaos around him. And naturally, the world was doomed.

Harrycentric; XY/Harry-- For whatever reason Harry starts his life over in another dimension, (and yeah he gets to keep all his memories). This is an AU dimension where Harry was born a year early, which, while seemingly irrelevant, changes things for Lily and James relationship, and so the whole timeline. They are on their way to breaking up when the prophecy is heard. They still have to go into hiding because Harry still fills the requirements. On the night of the attack, Lily is babysitting Harry and Neville, but James is not home. Lily get’s crucio-ed instead of AK’d, and is still conscious enough to witness Harry protect Neviile, and deflect the curse. When Dumbledore arrives with the order, Longbottoms, and James, he asks Lily to tell what happened. Lily decides to save her son a lot of strife, and says that everything was Neville, and so he is labeled the boy-who-lived. James and Lily break up, and Harry and his Mom make sure to keep his ability’s a secret.
Blah Blah Blah, Harry is awesome, Blah Blah Blah, probable time skip.
Harry gets sorted into Hufflepuff (because it is my current obsession), and stays unnoticed until his last year. During the 1st -4th events play out okay, if with some variation, the forth marking Voldemort’s return, and then things get pretty dark, with Voldemort (who is a great deal more sane not having made that last Hourux) pretty much taking over the British wizarding world. Harry makes the decision not to be a hero, and he and his mom plan on leaving for the colonies as soon as he’s out of school. This becomes harder than they originally thought when he becomes the mate of [whoever] and some secrets begin to come out. Not necessarily in that order. (I actually wrote this)

Harrycentric; Harry/whoever--So Harry's back in time. Well, this Harry is feeling super!, and he's not taking any chances. By the end of the year, the horuxes are gone, Voldies' dead, (as is Peter,) Sirius is free, and the wizarding world is up for a muggleborn revolution. With a happily everafter in sight, no bigbads looking ready to come in and screw things up, and free of savage fan girls, super!Harry finds himself in a conundrum. He's bored, dammit. The second year was relaxing. The third yeah was a bit vexing, but now he thinks that he'll go out of his mind. If this goes on any longer, Harry might be willing to add his own name to the goblet.

Voldemort(Tom Riddle)/Harry---In which Harry is summoned to alternate universe by Voldemort, who wants an equal to love.
That reaction that you’re feeling right now, something that you are sharing with Harry.

Fred/Lee Jordan/George, Dark AU, Alternate Character Interpretation, Canon Diversion-- Really, Lee could only assume it was his fault. All of the years that he knew the twins, he had always felt that there was something a little off about them. He doesn’t even remember when they became his only friends, just that at some point he seemed to be live apart from the school. He had planned to move back with his family to America, he heard that there was a lot better chance for a half blood of employment there and he could even take some muggle classes if he wanted, and if he was going back a bit on what Fred and George had planned around him, well he hadn’t seen them in over six months.
That was the first time Lee had tried to escape their restraint, but it certainly would not be the last.
Gonna be real, the absence of this pairing is distressing.

Harry & Luna (I was going for friend/mentor ship, but whatever)-- Harry comes into his inheritance and apparently he’s a seer, who works 24/7. This interferes with his life, but he get’s Luna to show him the ropes.
I changed it up so that seer means something different than Sibyll Trelawney, who is a prophet, dammit.

Hp x Air Gear-- Harry likes to travel, Harry likes to go fast, and Harry likes to fly. On one of his journeys he finds himself in Japan and discovers Air Treks.

HP x Charmed, Wyatt/Harry; Chris/Voldy--Harry had a twin, but Voldemort took over his body on Halloween night. Their parents are still dead (or not) and while Voldemort grows up to love Harry like a little brother, and renounce his more insane and hypocritical ways, he still wants to rule Europe. Harry is a healer and neutral in the ‘war’ , believing in the light(mostly) but seeing corruption and not wanting to fight against his brother.
Wyatt would rather not kill Chris, though they don’t particularly like each other.
Voldemort rules Europe; Wyatt rules the states. They both have two people standing in their way, and they would rather not kill them. Their brothers. As empires expand, they meet. As heroes run, darkness falls, (but in a good way).
What’s a better way to seal a treaty but with a little marriage? At least the muggles aren’t dead, right?

Ban/Harry/Ginji--The Witch King has been called to put the wizarding world back into order after the war. He goes to Hogwarts where Harry, master of death, (though he has somehow managed to keep it all a secret,) and one of the new “8th” years can sense him in proximity with bizarre (and hot) effects. Apparently Harry is Ban’s destined consort with Ginji as his chosen one, not that Harry knows this. In fact, he has yet to have met Witch King because he goes out of his way to avoid him. He does meet Ginji, however, and they become friends.
I guess they eventually meet, but what happens next?

Naruto/Harry--During the Deadly Hallows, Naruto (who is pretty old by now, possibly from AR, banished, or summoned, and darkish) finds Harry alone in the Forest of Dean...

Naruto/Harry--Naruto finds a kid in the forest. He appears to be an Uchiha with green eyes and, though he doesn’t speak much, he seems older than he looks. This ‘Midori’ is a mystery to the shinobi who have noticed him and he plans to stay that way. But what does he have to do with Orochimaru?
I'm not really sure, but I was going for more of a reincarnation (with memories) angle, than a de-aged one. Is he (Voldemort)Orochimaru's son, or does he simply still want him as an heir? So many ways to go.

Narutocentric; ShikaNaru?-- Naruto gets sent back in time against his will, but he really doesn't want to go through all of that trouble again. Waking up in the middle of the genin test, he passes and quits immediately thereafter (or Waking up in the middle of Mizuki stealing the scroll, he kicks his ass, but does not accept Iruka's hiate-ate or whenever). Getting training from Kyuubi on the side, he decides to try a hand at his secret dream: He was going to be a ramen chef.

Narutocentric--Naruto has been banished from his village…Or maybe he left…Okay, so maybe he decided to explore outside the village and got lost. Apparently a hidden village is a bit hard to keep track of. But that’s okay, because Naruto is Naruto, and way to cute for anybody to leave alone in the forest. And that’s a good thing…Right?

Naruto; A Rookie Nine Story--In a world where people with special abilities is common, those who have a future in big time heroing or…not heroing, go to one of the five top schools in the world, though Konoha is the most prestigest. In Konoha’s Hero Academe, or KHA, there are various levels of distinction to be reached, but one is first either Hero cachet or Reformer cachet, (better known as the future villains.) Itachi was one of the Uchiha’s ever sorted into the latter category. One get’s sorted there for antisocial tendencies (in the original meaning of the word,) family legacies, or abilities of darker natures.
Naruto is a Reformer, though no one can really understand why at first. It soon becomes more than a little obvious, but friends don’t abandon friends just because they have a demonic split personality that will fuck or kill anything that moves. Not necessarily in that order.

SasuNaru-- In which Sasuke went very noticeably crazy after the Uchiha Massacre. He's borderline yandere, campy, and has a stalker crush on Naruto. So when he decided to leave the village, not necessarily for power, he also decide to take Naruto with him. Because he's a truly dedicated admirer; Hinata eat your heart out.
I don't know, I feel like it would be interesting, without being too serious. I still want the porn though, gonna have to work on that.

Hungary/America--In which one of America’s hobbies is wholesome crossdressing. And Hungary is a guy.
Or maybe not, or maybe she's just transgender. I don't even know, but it seems interesting.

UNA/USA--The countries are sent to an alternate timeline where Canada might not exist, the Cold War never happened and somewhere along the way, America ended up ruling the world. Also, he wants to screw himself. Possibly.

America & Atlantis--The Lost City of Atlantis is discovered. He’s staying with America, (rather like Tony, I guess.) Atlantis and America have a lot in common leading to a bromance/mentorship thing. Atlantis is also slightly insane, (after being alone with all of his people dead,) and very depressed sometimes, halfway to the point of suicidal. America wants to fix it, Atlantis just wants to fade.
I would rather not have A & A be in a serious relationship. I was going for Atlantis giving America advice on his problems. And maybe be a drunk. There is no real plot at the moment. Possible a Xover with the movie only the Atlantians had simply died out. Also, Atlantis is a city, so there was a whole country before. Got a name?

Canada & England--An accident with England has split America into multiple facets of himself, and a couple of them area little bit...dark, disturbing, evil?
ex./ Politically-correct! Bureaucratic! Motherly! Yandare! Self-serving! Overly-Cheerful! Heroic! Depressed! Idiot! Melting-pot! Female! (Patriotic)Nationalistic! Isolationist! Callous! Schizophrenic! Intelligent! Nihilistic! And-any-other-kind-of!America

America & England & Japan-- Because America can make a conflict out of anything, but in his defence, he really needed to know. Pirates or Ninjas?
The most importantest questions evah.

Hetalia: Inked--In a world of massive crossover, there are many supernatural, or extraordinary landmarks of the earth. While many other landmarks on a country are simply recognized as individual body parts, beauty marks or scars, special places of intense energy are represented by tattoos.
I mean things like the Hellmouth, Forbidden Forest, Hidden Villages, hell, even Gotham.

Hetalia: Death--Every country has its own set of reapers. They have different divisions, Bosses and play off different themes, but in the end the job is the same. With the recent advances in transportation, a whole new office of bureaucracy has opened up, (as if old world plutocracy wasn’t bad enough,) and thing have only gotten more complicated. They don't have to like each other, (and most would agree that American reapers are horribly unprofessional,) but there is one thing they can all agree on.
Death is their job and war is most entertaining.
"Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them." Anonymous

ES 21 x KHR, 2721--Oh yeah, Tsuna totally get’s to top.
And maybe a corresponding one with Sena topping. Their names get rather confusing after a while.

Byakuran & Tsunayoshi--Byakuran discovers that he has a younger brother due to a brief affair that resulted in his mother being murdered. After killing his father, he finds said brother in Japan, living for the last eight years with the wife of the man Iemitsu Sawada, who had spirited him away after discovering the existence of his son.
Nana had finally gotten over the whole "husband cheating on her thing", and come to see Tsuna as her own son, before fate, in the shape of a white haired marshmallow lover, snatches him away. More than half a decade later she is still not over it.
Tsunayoshi "Yoshi" Gesso has no memories of a time before he was nine years old, but he doesn't really mind. He's healthy, rarely get's below a B in class, and has a big brother who loves him more than marshmallows.

AizenIchi--Ichigo is Aizen’s vice captain. Though he would absolutely love not to be, he has no choice in the matter. He can overcome Aizen’s illusions if he puts his mind to it, and is too valuable to kill.

Tsukishima/Ichigo--He only wants to be loved and he can be. If only Ichigo would stop breaking the spell, he wouldn’t have to keep stabbing him in the back.

Petercentric--The civil wars takes a turn for the worse when Peter doesn't get away with the mechanical suit. For five years he's basically a slave, before he murders Tony Stark and calls upon Mephisto to help change the timeline a hell of a lot more than before. Peter ends up starting over from the moment that he was told of his uncle's death and is perfectly willing and able to kill the criminal who did it. He tries to take on the mantle of Spider-man again, but as everything still falls apart, and he is once again made into a villain by J.J. Jameson, Peter doesn't feel as strong a need to keep up the hero act. He hasn't felt like one in six years. He has seen what the future has to offer, and decides that it is best to look out for No. 1.
So he quits.
*I was planning a time skip but whatever.*
Years later Steve is still alive, Tony Stark is not a complete asshole, and no registration bill has been passed. There is a de facto ruler of New York (Oscorp? Maybe he decides to help Harry out, and basically ends up pulling a Pepper. I honestly don't know what direction to go in,) who has a soft spot for the X-men, (most specifically Shadow Cat and the Wolverine,) the Sorcerer Supreme, and runs one of the largest international technological companies in the world, second only to Tony Stark. Whom he seems to have a grudge against. Who is this man; that's what SHIELD wants to know. As does Tony, and the rest of the world might also be curious.

Wallace/Scott Ramona/Scott-- AU In which it is Scott who has 7 evil Ex’s and Ramona is (a little) surprised about how many of them are guys. The question is, does she get him?
7.Julie Powers
Pine
5.Natalie V. “Envy” Adams
4.Stephen Stills
3.Scott II
2.Knives Chau
1.Wallace Wells

Eragon/HtTYD-FusionXover, Murtagh/Hiccup--Hiccup is a servant in the castle of Galbatorix, and had gotten close to Murtagh in the time that he was the one caring for him. After Murtagh is spelled and enslaved they become lovers of sorts, but when the opportunity arises, Murtagh gives Hiccup the third egg and sends him fleeing across the nation. Needless to say, there’s trouble.

MegasXLR/Tranformers--In which Coop ends up as the Allspark, Megas ends up as a Transformer, and I think Sam should join the track team.
Why does this not exist?

Sam/Mikeala/Miles--But not really. In which Miles doesn't disappear 15 minutes into the story, and the bond between Bee and Sam is not as strong.
Doesn’t particularly matter how, but the power of the Allspark was split into two pieces: Knowledge and power, for Mikeala and Miles respectively. Because I wanted Miles and I wanted the Allspark. The power that they both hold can only be controlled and used together by Sam, who is their now upgraded guardian. He needs to protect them and they need to disappear.
The problem is that the planet is now at war and the Allspark signature keeps popping up, thanks to Miles limited control. There are also the sparklings that Sam finds himself taking care of, the fact that Miles is an overprotective mother and Mikaela, who is now a hazard in and of herself with the crazy inventions she keeps dreaming up, is not coming off as completely sane. And did he mention that they weren’t exactly making the whole Guardian thing easy? Because they weren’t.
People are very OOC.

Peter/Sylar--Due to a random plot mechanism, Peter crosses paths with the Joker and gains the ability to break the fourth wall. He therein decides to sleep with Sylar.

Sherlock/John--In which James Moriarty is not a villain, but a split personality of Sherlock Holmes. And they both love John Watson, who would really like to be able to leave.

Sherlock & John Epic Vampire Bromance --I want Sherlock and John being high level epic heterosexual life partners experiencing Brolove at first sight. Sherlock just happens to be a vampire, and when John finds out, (I mean, come on, he's a doctor,) he's completely okay with it. Everything is fine.
Until Moriarty shows up, buzzkill that he is, and reminds Sherlock that John is only human and will die, eventually. If not during their romps across the city, then of vaguely natural causes. Sherlock wants to fix this the only way he knows how, but John is understandably hesitant of taking a step like that.

Magical Royalty AU, Johncentric-- Moriarty hatches a plot to collect the power from the fallen House of Watson which is scattered throughout the many members on six continents. In one moment, an entire family is killed off. John Watson: now arguably the most powerful being on the planet, is the last, and having trouble not destroying or warping reality around him.

Mycroft/John? & Jim & Sherlock--As much as Mycroft annoys him and creeps him out, John can understand where he’s coming from. Big brothers have to take care of their little brothers. Even if those brothers are arrogant, too-smart-for-their-own-good, self delusionally sociopathic, ex-junkies. Even if those brothers are adopted, too-smart-for-anyone’s-good, actually psychopathic, still-very-much-convicts. That doesn’t make it any less difficult.

Sherlock/Supernatural-FusionXover--Sherlock is the vessel of Lucifer, while Mycroft is the vessel of Michael. Lestrade is trying to hold off the apocalypse, and John works to break his sweets addiction with tea, jam, and nutella. Also, he has to stop giggling at inappropriate things.
John's identity is a secret, at least until the brothers say "yes". And they will say yes.

Sam!Lucifer/Nick!Sam--Sam finds himself in the body of Nick, and on the run. Unfortunately, given the fact that Dean thinks that he’s as good as dead, there can be only one person after him, (or there would be, if that person didn‘t have an army of demons at it’s fingertips). His continued freedom may be the only thing keeping the apocalypse at bay, but it becomes a little harder when the hunters/resistance/angels find out why the world has yet to end, even if they’re missing rather important detail.
Wow, the sex must be really traumatic. And kinky.

Castiel/Sam--The whole apocalypse thing went pretty well, all things considering, but Dean was still not only dead, but erased from existence, so Sam and Castiel weren’t enjoying as much as they should have. In fact, their pretty much the only things holding each other together. So they’re desperate enough to try a little experiment. They just want to find a world where Dean is alive, healthy, and happy, and they do. And that’s when things get a little complicated.
Sam wakes up as a baby and only child, while Cas wakes up as a four year old Jimmy Novak. They find each other, eventually, when Sam moves to a new town, and they look for Dean in between school and puberty, and then college and work/hunting. Well, they don’t find Dean, but they do find Castiel’s Grace in a familiar tree. And heaven finds Castiel, an angel who chose to fall millenium ago. And then things get a little more complicated.
Because, the history of heaven, very different than what it was in their world. Not in the least with Lucifer apparently not being the harbinger of all doom, (for all that he runs hell,) and Dean...Well, it turns out there’s a reason that they couldn’t find him on earth.
Sam’s Grace is floating around somewhere in the world, Castiel has to get used to heaven again, angels are still dicks, God is still missing, and even without heaven and hell both rooting for it, the apocalypse may still be a problem. Also, sex feels a lot different when you’re an angel, something they need to work on.
It's weird that originally wanted a Micheal/Dean/Castiel & Lucifer/Sam/Gabriel double whammy, but Castiel replaced Dean with the whole dimensional travel part, and then Castiel/Sam seemed bizzarely hot, and then I really couldn't break them up. But who knows what will happen, I probably won't even write this given my track record.

Itachi/Iruka-ABO AU- Really, I like this pairing in general, there's not enough, but non-dystopic omegaverses are kind of my jam. Hell, even dystopic if it's not to terrible. Anyway, I'm actually kind of interested about how this would work in the ninja world, and I also like the size difference in this case. Alpha!Itachi and Omega!Iruka for the win.

Moriarty/John-Soulmate AU--Like, written somewhere on the body is the first word or phrase that someones soulmate will say to them. Directly to them, and meaning to address them. So some people get something random like "jump", and others something that is instantly recognizable in the moment like "my pet snake's name is Frank." But then there are others who will get something like "hey" or "sorry" and are almost completely dependent on their partner to recognize them. James Moriarty is one of those people, and he greatly resents his possible second half for being so incredibly dull. John, however, has something completely outrageous and murdery on his back, (which has definitely ruined the mood at times,) and the second he realizes that the psychopath in front of him is supposed to be "the one," he decides to keep that knowledge to himself.
The question is, will he succeed? I'm willing to go either way.

WARNING to anybody who reads my stuff: I don't write in order. Neither chapters not individual one-shots/stories. I also tend to write at random, going for hours one day, then not touching something for months.This makes for possible inconsistencies, undesignated timeskips and a generally choppy/nonlinear storyline. In case you were wondering what the hell is wrong with me.
DISCLAIMED Also, I own nothing that is already owned by somebody else.