A/N: YOSH! I'm back with my second story already! And this one I promise will be a treat! It's a… CHAPTER STORY! That's right! Chapter! As in more than one! Enough of that… So yes, I planned this story already out to chapter 6, and should have another update sometime within the week of this one! I hope… I'm just going to warn all of you now; I MAY BE HORRIBLE WITH UPDATING! It's not my fault, really! I have school which sucks away most of my free time. But I promise I will try and update this somewhat quickly! It's the least I could do for all my precious reviewers! (*cough cough hint hint*) So yeah. This starts out humorous, but will get very angsty, very soon! Oh no! I forgot to mention I'm an angst whore… Sorry. ^_^|||
So, onto the story!
Warnings: MalexMale romance/love (in the future), possible X-rated smex in future chapters, possible OOC-ness, intense kill yourself angst (maybe). So if you don't like any of this (though I think you can handle the angst if I promise it will be cute and romantic—eventually.) then DON'T READ! PRESS THAT BACK BUTTON RIGHT NOW! Flames will be used to burn Edward and Bella. :3
Disclaimer: I doubt I'd be writing about the stupidity of jounin and chuunin if I OWNED this. TT-TT
PICTURE DISCLAIMER: THIS IMAGE IS NOT MINE! I SIMPLY FOUND IT ON GOOGLE AND LOVED IT! If this offends or angers the creator of this picture, I FULLY apologize. I have not found who created this picture, so credits to the author(s?) for making an amazing picture. I apologize if this angers you.
"Maaa, Iuka-sensei, what a cute blush you have." A silver-haired jounin said to the embarrassed and flushing churning.
"K-kakashi-san! What are you doing saying such things?" The appalled chuunin replied. Kakashi's eyes narrowed; now being serious. "It's weak." He said with a hint of coldness to his voice.
The chuunin sputtered, in disbelief at this… this… child! He replied equally coldly. "Just give me your mission report, Kakashi-sama ." He emphasized the honorific as an insult and letting the jounin know he was aware of his servile position.
Kakashi's gaze hardened as he fished out his mission report. "Iruka-sensei, why are you so open with your emotions? You know you are a shinobi." He said coolly. By now the mission room was stuffed to the brim with jounin, chuunin, and even a few civilians. The great copy-nin was actually instigating the well-mannered man! Those that knew Iruka smirked, knowing a great show was going to commence at this rate. Kakashi himself didn't mean anything by the teasing, Iruka was just so emotional he couldn't help but tease reactions out of the man.
Iruka's gaze hardened and instantly some chuunin took a step back. This was looking very, very, very, bad.
"Kakashi-sensei, I understand my duties and I'm sorry if I do not satisfy the requirements or beliefs you have about how a shinobi should act." The chuunin said in an extremely polite tone.
Some of the chuunin at the academy grabbed the civilians and already ran out of the mission room as if fleeing the Kyuubi herself. They knew exactly where this was heading, and didn't want to be in a ten-mile radius of the village. The other jounin only looked at them in confusion certain the kind chuunin wasn't a threat in any way, shape, size, or form. They were a room of jounin and chuunin for pete's sake! Oh how they were so wrong…
"No need to apologize to me, sensei. I know you are never going to be strong. I find it fitting you are in the mission room and teach children." Kakashi replied evenly, happy that Iruka was so polite and understood his shortcomings. Raidou stared openly at Kakashi in an 'Oh. God. He didn't…' way. Iruka's forehead vein popped out and he smiled. Oh god, he smiled. The smart chuunin jutsued away hoping to save their lives. Everyone else was doomed.
"YOU POMPOUS, INGRATEFUL, COCKSURE BASTARD-JOUNIN!" Iruka yelled at the top of his lungs. Somewhere out in the far reaches of the Fire Nation, Naruto sneezed and coulda' sworn he heard an explosion he liked to dub the "Iruka-explosion". But he shrugged and continued eating his ramen, wishing mercy on the souls of those that were in range…
It all happened so fast. Suddenly all of the jounin in the mission room practically ran out screaming like little girls while dodging extremely well-aimed kunai and some of the remaining chuunin crawled out on their hands and knees while others could only drag themselves with one arm as their legs and the other arm were pierced with kunai. Other unfortunate or poorly-skilled jounin found themselves running out in rather torn and revealing articles of clothing, while jutsu smoke wafted out of the building from the other smart ninja recognizing danger. There was dead silence… Then…
"Thank you, have a nice day Kakashi." The chuunin said to Kakashi. The poor man was at the epicenter of the destruction and he found that his uniform was in tatters, his body pinned to the ground by kunai, and all of his weapons gone, and was wrapped and trapped in chakra wire. Kakashi was at a loss; what just happened was physically impossible for the chuunin and in such an amount of time! He could only logically explain it as Iruka having gods working for him or something… Based on this destruction he could only assume that Iruka had to be in ANBU or something. He actually was scared a bit, because he didn't see this happening or even coming at all. But, he supposed Iruka was still somewhat merciful as he felt his mask was still securely in place. The chuunin simply calmly and politely walked out leaving a struck and shocked Kakashi to fend for himself with no jutsu, and no weapons. He sighed and could only contemplate the gravity of what just happened, as someone had to come and save him.
Tsunade arrived only one minute after the "Iruka-explosion".
"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT," she paused taking in a breath "WHAT IN KAMI'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE?" she roared. Kakashi only shrugged as best he could and gave his one-eyed smile. "I think I teased Iruka-sensei a bit too much today." He said cheerily. Tsunade's eye twitched.
Kakashi was still rubbing his arms from the sheer brutal handling his "doctor" gave him. She quite simply ripped the jounin off the ground from the kunai stuck in his body as she stomped all the way to her office cursing and swearing about stupid jounin and insane chuunin. He was finally sitting down after being healed quickly.
"I'm sorry?" he tried with his smile. The sooner he got home the better… He had to think about what happened, and just how the seemingly bi-polar chuunin did that. To him too, nonetheless! The Godaime glared back at him.
"Tell me, brat. Why the hell, or what the hell did you do to Iruka?" She sighed and rubbed her forehead the Elders were going to get her. They probably are pissed Iruka harmed his fellow teammates like a traitor to the village… She groaned even louder needing her sake. And bad.
"I teased him and told him he was weak and I found it quite fitting he taught children and worked the mission's desk." The jounin said with his smile still firmly in place. The Godaime stared at him openly; mouth agape like he was the biggest idiot she ever met in the world.
"You did what?" she roared again.
"I told you, I-"
"I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID!" she yelled at him, then continued rubbing her forehead.
"Tell me, are you an idiot? No, actually, you are. Obviously. No one in their right mind would dare insult Iruka's strength, and not to mention jobs!" she chastised the copy-nin angrily. He only shrugged seeming unfazed by the situation.
"I shoulda' left you there to bleed…" The hokage mumbled and fished out her 'emergency only' sake bottle.
"So cruel hokage… What would the village do without the great copy ninja?" Kakashi replied with a smirk. Tsunade's eye only twitched and she growled dangerously. She was fairly certain Kakashi had a death wish. Why else would he tease the chuunin so badly?
"Get out!" she yelled at him. He only poofed away with his smile, satisfied his plan was a success. The hokage, in turn, laid her head on the table now certain a migraine was coming on.
A/N: Oh! That was so very fun to write! Remember, constructive criticism and reviews are welcomed openly and with wide, loving arms. They are also rewarded cookies! Yay! So, tell me what you think and I'll get back another chapter ASAP! Yay! What? No, I'm not shamelessly bribing you to review. Pshaw! *Review this story button glows a bright green as he hums innocently*. I may also be convinced to make this more humorous if my readers want such a treat! But there will still be a boatload of angst. Just less. But remember, no funnies for you if you nu review!
Until next time, and with much love,
Ja ne! Ciao!
~I.L.