All this nonsense for a damn hoodie?

I wish this was animated. This would be hilarious to watch on RoosterTeeth's website.

I would legit go that far for a hoodie like that.

this is disturbing, hilarious and sad

please continue

I love the fact someone who has wrote over a million words on a MINECRAFT story(Which I have fallen in love with jfc it's my favorite) can also write one of the funniest RWBY stories I've ever read.

All four while clenched eyes and ears tight: "EVILLL!"

Well that was quite funny and I feel bad for Pete poor Grimm just wanted a pat pat and a belly rub

This is hilarious!

I'm happy I stumbled across this. It's a joke story, I know. Others would call it a shit-post. Regardless, this was a good jab at the show complete with dissecting minute observations that'd make you think twice and say, 'huh, good point, didn't think of that one, makes sense if you really think about it.' The barbs were smart, too, I have to say.

Great work you got here! :)

Heeheeheheheheheheeeheee.

You know, you'd think Ruby Rose of all people would understand the value of a good hood.

"...?"
"What did I just read?"

Oh god why is this so funny?!

This is great!

That was certainly interesting. I like it!

that last part almost made me cry. Poor Petey, poor, poor petey.

This was hilarious!

Anyway, keep up the good work!