There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

Kakashi knew that going after Sasuke was a bad idea. He hadn't planned on Naruto dying, nor on Sasuke letting him live. Now the remainder of the Shinobi World desperate, close to extinction, want to use a newly created 'Naruto' as a weapon against Sasuke. Only Kakashi can't seem to accept that. So he takes the child and goes to the only place he'll be safe, the past.

An Iruka centric series about stories and friendship. Each chapter posted complete and independent. As finished as it's going to ever get.

Bilbo knew when he was young that the song he liked to sing meant something important, but it wasn't until 13 dwarves came crashing into his little hobbit hole that he actually remembered why it was so important. He remembers everything else on the journey to his long lost home. Thilbo and FilixKili

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond.

When Uzumaki Naruto breathed his last, he didn't expect to wake up in the world of the living again. He was old, and tired, and so, so ready to move on. And, well...he wanted to see his wife again, dammit. But, of course, that wasn't what happened. Reincarnation fic. Naruto-as-Tsuna. Crack-ish.

At first it was about preventing tragedy. For Cloud it soon becomes a fight to protect new bonds, tread untrod paths and find happy endings. Second chances aren't always easy in a time where ghosts live and heroes are human. [ Time Travel, Eventual Slash ]

AU Crossover with Bleach. Zoro has always hid the fact he can see ghosts from the crew. Now, after an attack from an evil sprit, he now has the abilities of a Soul Reaper. Can he keep this a secret for long? Please R&R

When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.

Harry James Potter. It had been Centuries since I last heard that name. It was the name of a child, a child I knew better than anyone. A child I had forsaken and by doing so had Killed. "There is no Harry Potter in Vendicare. "

Kakashi dies to Pain's attack and wakes up in another world. It's a world where Kakashi hadn't failed Obito's final wish and sacrificed himself for Rin's sake instead. It's a Konoha too similar, yet so different that Kakashi can't bear to impose. So he doesn't – not as 'Kakashi', at least. Dimension Travel.

Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!

Part 3 of The Arithmancer Series. Hermione won the war, but her career as the world's greatest arithmancer is just beginning. Now, she has places to go, spells to invent, and a family to start. Oh, and a whole lot of dementors to kill.

Allura cares deeply for her paladins. However, she cant help but find their species bizarre, disturbing, and sometimes downright horrifying the more she learns about them. Random oneshots and drabbles based around those "Aliens find humans weird or scary" theories from Tumblr because I have no self-restraint. Suggestions welcome. Latest Chapter: What Are Sleep-overs?

Usually, the assassin's left after trying to kill Reborn. Except, all those other assassin's never fell in love with Reborn either. Otherwise known as Love at First Assassination Attempt

Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

Everything in Harry Potter's life is not what it seems – inspired by zerohour20xx's Harry Potter the Game: Epic Edition - Chapter 7 up

AU: Gaara was brought by his uncle to seek refuge in Konoha after that failed assassination attempt. After Yashamaru's death in the war to retrieve him, he was adopted by the Yondaime Hokage. A sort of crack-ish AU family bonding between Gaara-Minato-Naruto (aka Konoha!Gaara).

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

Sweden and Finland found America first when he was no more than a baby nation. After the Nordics raised him for years, their little family is split apart when the Englishmen come to the New World. Now, in the present, Alfred begins to remember things about the Nordics and his youth before England. (I'M MAKING A RE-MAKE OF THIS STORY, CHECK NEWEST CHAPTER!)

Part 1 of 2. No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be? AU, Thief!SI/OC, Pre!Fated Day Arcobaleno, very Pre!Canon

Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)

It was a mystery to the world where Sky Flames originated. Skull, once known as Ra, the Golden, the Giver of Life, had no desire to tell the world they were from him. There was a reason he had convinced the world his primary Flame was Cloud. (CoWritten with NorthPeach and SO AU)

After twenty years of okay, Ginny needed-no, deserved-more. One shot.

A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.

The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

Also known as all of Naruto's seals summon hell beasts that try to attack him or any unfortunate ninja nearby

Takeshi, not Tsuna, is the straight man, the sane one of the series. This changes everything (and yet nothing at all).

Tsuna's the foolish type to give a bit of his heart to anyone he meets. No one ever wanted his ugly heart shards until he met his Guardians. No one ever treasured his heart shards until them either. Hints of All27 and R27. Magical Realism. Will be 5 Chapters.

For once, Cloud has his life sorted out. Going from delivery boy to travelling healer in the post-Meteor world, he finally has peace. When Denzel travels back through time, he has to leave it all behind to help his son in the world he thought he escaped. But taking Hojo's job? That was an accident. Mostly.

Septimus Weasley and Cedrella Weasley nee Black are Arthur Weasley's parents. This is their story. Follow them through their lives and see how things change when two people refuse to turn a blind eye to all the horror, death, and pain Grindelwald, Voldemort and manipulative old men can cause.

Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!

Or the one where Tsuna can cook really, really, really well. (A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot. Canon AU, mostly gen)

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.

In which Tsuna's the Corpse Whisperer. (Or: In the months he spends at the Varia Compound at Timoteo's behest, Tsuna manages to stumble across enough forgotten dead bodies to fill entire cemeteries. And everyone is terribly amused. Except, y'know, for him.) (Dedicated to InsaneScriptist)

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

Hermione becomes friends with the quiet young man who shares her corner of the library. It changes things - right up to Avengers, Ragnarok and beyond. Starts pre-Thor during HP&PS and moves into AU versions of movie! and comic!Marvelverse.

Drabble fic! Reborn died but it's not the end of his life, not really. He wakes up to see the ceiling of the Vongola mansion and a man dressed in black, "You can call me Death." He's given a choice, go to hell and become a demon, or be reborn and take care of some things. Of course he chooses the latter. Reborn-is-Dean fic, Destiel, little khr universe involved but flames for Dean

Naruto discovers a book containing information on his Uzumaki lineage. Hilarity and denial ensue. "This Tobirama guy sure got around. He must have been a ladies man." Naruto said. "Do you even know what you're saying?" the Hokage asked. "He was friends with a lot of women and he was so nice that they called him a 'ladies man?" Rated T only for some cursing from the Council.

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

In a world where time is broken, Titan's roam freely, and everyone is going insane, the only solace is with your friends. Even if, sometimes, they aren't where you left them. AoT, SnK, whatever you are, welcome to Yggdrasil!

The epic tale of the Winchesters teaming up with an incubus who has the hots for Dean, and how he changes their lives forever. Starts after Season 2 finale for an alternate Seasons 3-5. Dean x OMC. Eventual Sam x Sarah Blake.

Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu

Tsuna comes down with a vicious case of the cuddles. (canon fic, slightly crack, platonic 27guardians, set between Inheritance and Rainbow arcs.)

Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

AU. The virtual reality world of the game "Inheritors of Flame" is a place where you can become anyone. Even Dame-Tsuna can become a strong, confident guild master and gain many close friends. But the game isn't just a game. It could very well hold the key to the secrets of the world, and the fabled Trinisette.

Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.

England casts a spell to rid himself of Spain. As expected it goes wrong; leaving Romano to deal with the many personalities of Spain. That sounds like a normal day for Romano, right? It would be if the personalities not had their own personifications.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

During his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto passes away only to find that his life is a video game. Intelligent!Naruto, Sarcastic!Naruto. Rated M for violence, language, and some sensual content much later on.

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

The team has a domestic cleaning squabble in the middle of battle.

The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.

To his friends, Ichigo made a promise. "I won't fail you again. Not this time." Gen. Time travel. [16 Apr 2015] Being rewritten on AO3 for the moment, link in profile.

Texting started gaining popularity in 1999, but it wasn't until the year 2007 that iPhones came out: then shit got serious and countries started texting each other. This is the story of how one happy-go-lucky idiot, and one stubborn idiot finally get together. It only took a few hundred years. Mainly Spamano with side FrUK, PruCan, Gerita, AmeriPan, and others.

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

After the war a bitter and disillusioned Hermione decides to move to the pocket dimension called Elemental countries. Watch how certain Konoha shinobi change the course of her life. UNDER CONSTRUCTION

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.

(SEQUEL to From the Darkness We Rise). Defeated by the Unseelie Court, Jack resolves to change his fate and undo the losses he's experienced, by taking back what's been taken from him. Dealing with diminished powers, loss and trauma, Jack will face new darknesses and deal with old shadows. WARNING: Sexual assault.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

The aftermath of a successful attempt at time-travel. Aizen is dead, but there are still plenty of upcoming challenges that Ichigo and his companions must face. Sequel to Hogyoku ex Machina; does not fully comply with Bleach canon after the Deicide arc.

revamp of my YAHF Xander as Urtho book YAHF. Xander dresses up as a legendary Mage from the time of the Mage Wars what happens if the Hellmouth reacts to the left over powers of the Mage of Silence? maybe Slash or no rel at all

22 years have passed since the defeat of Pitch. Jack lives alone, touch-starved, with only the company of a solitary Nightmare. He is set on a path that will lead him to unexpected relationships, draw the attention of the Guardians to new villains, and challenge Jack's notion of what it is to be good, evil, and what it means to live in the shadows. Eventual Blackice / Jack/Pitch.

Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.

The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF

Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!

Umbridge's unorthodox field trip to Jusenkyo might have proven why her Defense curriculum was efficacious, if she hadn't accidentally cursed herself, Snape, half of Hogwarts's student body, two Death Eaters, and one hapless Dark Lord. OotP AU

Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?

Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.

A series of oneshots about BAMF!Nibelheimers. Cloud's Recruitment into the SOLDIER Cadet programme. Why Tifa became Zangan's student and then a terrorist. Canonish. Rated for foul-mouthed Nibelheimers.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

After months spent in mission, a newly-joined ANBU Iruka returned only to find his EX-lover turned to be ... the NEW HOKAGE? KakaIru AU CHapter 33 is UP! Anbu!Iruka. Yaoi. MPreg-Gender bender Kind of?

Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.

Loki fell through a crack in the multiverse and landed in a reality where gods, of a sort, are still actively worshiped. He makes some alliances and builds himself an empire, becoming a 'good guy' in the process.

After falling into a mystical lake, Sanji Zoro and Luffy are changed into Toddlers. With the monster trio out of action, how will the straw hats cope? Rewrite in progress - now with Franky and Brooke! Chapter 8 up!

Comedy from Konoha! KakaIru based stories that are designed to make you giggle and just have no place in my regular fics. Ch3: It's April Fools Day and that can mean nothing but trouble. Fruity trouble!

After his fall from the Bifrost, Loki finds himself taken in by a suburban family and lacking most of his magic. He resolves to escape them as soon as possible. This does not go the way he planned.

Just before her death Sybill Trelawney makes one last prophecy: to prevent a magical genocide Harry Potter must leave the Earth, and find a new home for his people around a distant star.

Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE

Cloud struggles to remember and must learn to deal. This task is made no easier by the threat looming on the horizon. Postgame sequel to previous fic Chi to Ase to Namida. Cloud and Sephirothcentric, ensemble. Contains yaoi shounen ai mslash.

Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.

Dean just killed the Whore, and things look bleak, so he goes to the bottle. It just so happens that drunk-Dean is a certified genius.

Things team 19 are no longer allowed to do. These are my stories behind them. All Ibiki could recall was that it all started with a Failed D-rank, and then things just snowballed from there.

After defeating Voldemort, Harry believed that everything would take a turn for the better...but one night, everything changed and Harry is forced to live his life again only with a big twist, his life seems to have been turned into a video game. HP/harem

Everyone's life is continually changing- melding and reforming again and again throughout the days, months, and years. For Chris, his life was always in a constant state of flux, giving him little time for reflection. WeskerxChris

Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

AU: Given memories of the future, Seifer has the chance to alter his life before any of his mistakes are made. Despite the temptation to choose the same side as before, Seifer makes SeeD and changes everyone's futures. Seifer/Squall Co-writer:KitKatt0430

He was all set for bloody revenge until Karin got one of her infamous bright ideas and gave him a business card she'd picked up in the last village. AU.

How much of the Naruto universe changes when Obito survives the cave in? Does Minato survive too? What about Itachi? What happens to the sand siblings? Various pairings, will cover most of Naruto characters, even minor ones.

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?

Sephiroth returned from the Lifestream determined to find the two who saved him. Hojo and DeepGround control half the planet, and ShinRa is in shambles, but that's not going to stop him. Yet saving them is only half the battle; now he has to save the planet.

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic

Steve/Tony- Remember in Mighty Avengers when Ultron turns Tony into a girl? Yeah, let's just leave it at that. -Warnings- Slash, MPreg, Spoilers for CW, SI, & DR. -Fic Complete

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

Zack knows the Nibelheim mission isn't going well. Taking Cloud along to dig the General out of the basement is a gamble, but his only hope. There's no way he could've foreseen everything that would result from it.

Life is hard for a chunin like Iruka. Grading tests, not killing students and sending ninja out on missions to their deaths. It's even harder when he has to take care of a jounin turned three year old chibi. Sequel to Plastic Ponies.

This is Cloud's chronicle, of her journey, her determination to fight and win in the end, all in the name for love and her friends. What more can the Planet want from her? … More summary inside… Serendipity Sequel up now.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

SephirothxCloud What if things had been different? Enemies by circumstance, tied together in more ways than they can grasp, Cloud and Sephiroth find themselves bound by Gaea's power until it's hard to tell where one ends and the other begins.

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

Ichigo wants Renji, but relationships between Shinigami are far more intimate than those between humans, and why, why, why, why, why is Karin dreaming of a tiger named Hisuimaru? rated for lemon RenIchi UkiShun ShuKira Byaryu IsshinUruhara GinAi, mPreg

VIIVIII Sephiroth is not a mess easily cleaned up. In their Garden, the SeeDs find themselves with two new problems on their hands: a psychotic, silver haired mass murderer, and Cloud Strife, determined to finish what Jenova started.

Since July 2003. Jounouchi's got the perfect job, he gets to duel and game all he wants, and has the occasional fight on the side. The downside: It's for Kaiba Corporation, as Mokuba's bodyguard.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

AU: Naruto has spend most of her life hiding the fact that 'he' is really a 'she'. When her secret is finally revealed, she finds that things are quickly getting a great deal more complicated than she ever dreamed.

Xander's Little Black Book. Companion to 'Just a Piece of Paper'.

It started out as a tth pairing, and then just mutated. The Slayers' House in Cleveland has an interesting next door neighbor.

It wasn't Kurosaki Ichigo who Rukia first met but Karin. However, there is more than meets the eye when it comes to the Kurosaki family. FEM.ICHI & ShinigamiKarin. CHAPTER 11: DEFEAT!

FemIchixByakuya. Crack AU Drabbles from my fic 'The Beginning of Everything'. UPDATE! Chapter 9: Dream

Xander meets The 9th Doctor. BtVS/DrWho crossovers

Zachariah should have really considered all the angles. Post finale. DeanXCastiel, LuciferXCastiel. Slash. Crack.

Reno throws a series of parties...and Tseng is always sorry he shows up. Includes Before Crisis Turks characters in some 2007 chapter revisions and the final 2009 chapter.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Vegeta is dead again and very unhappy about it and all the hells are about to find out what that means, for Vegeta will find his way through every one of them, seeking the path back to life, and the secrets of his killer. Sequel to Raditz's Return

Naruto, after the battle at Wave, reflects on the events of the day, when something happens from the afterlife that would fully explain his role in the sealing. What is White Chakra? What are pyreflyes? Naruto/FFX minor Fusion. Whitemage/Summoner Naruto.

Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

Just a bunch of snippets. Some of them are yaoi in nature. Nothing explicit.

When the Yondaime had no choice but to sacrifice himself to stop his wife from her rampage, it left their two year old, part fox son, Naruto, an orphan. Luckily, the Sandaime put him in the capable, caring hands of the four biggest village misfits. AU

Princess gets abducted by Dragon. Brave Knight goes to save Princess. Brave Knight slays Dragon and saves Princess. Brave Knight falls in love with Princess. Brave Knight and Princess marry. Your usual fairytale, right? …How about a new version? AU, SLASH

Ichigo dances in between sanity and survival, Rukia faces execution and old grief, and friends rush to save them, while help appears in unexpected quarters and conspiracy piles upon conspiracy. AU, fem!Ichigo, SS arc.

After "Becoming", Buffy stops at the bus station... and goes somewhere very different from L.A. Bleach crossover, sequel to Petals in the Wind.

AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::

Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?

Sequel to HP and the Soul Gems. Harry finds that Remus reappearance in his life tips off something of a domino effect. READ WARNINGS IN FIC

All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.

As his lover finds himself caught in a whirlwind of political intrigue that leads Konoha to the brink of war, former Hunter Iruka must risk everything to protect what he holds dear. Just how far would you go to defend what is yours? [KakaIru, Book 2]

The ripples from Halloween continue, in Sunnydale and Soul Society. Directly follows "Lone Flower".

Halloween, from the possessor's point of view. So much for research in Soul Society's archives.... Challenge response to TtH's #1112.

When had this become normal? Pirates and marines are not friends. Smoker Ace story, one day a report comes in and there is a message in it for Smoker. /SL8/

AU, AR Various short stories set within the continuity of Three Years. LuNa, best read after Three Years as some take place during it. Presents: Written for Luffy's birthday.

Coming as it did a scant 10 hours after his defeat of Voldemort, the Minsitry's exile of Harry Potter must have come as a crushing betrayal...

Two authors write a Ranma 1/2 self insertion...but something goes wrong...

AU, AR Sequel to Three Years. Luffy faces some important & hard choices, and shall have to live with the consequences. Follows after number 25 of Three Years Omake.

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

KakaIruKaka, eventually. Tsunade bets Asuma that Kakashi can teach Iruka to be a jonin in two months, and both men have their lives suddenly thrown into chaos. Amoung the challenges, love begins to work it's way into the hearts of the the two nin, and in

What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.

Final Chapter! Will Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya become a couple after all? Jounouchi is thinking “no”… Note: Rated T for colorful language and shōnenai.

A crossover between John Brunner's The Traveler in Black and Harry Potter. What happens when a being with many names, but only one nature, encounters the chaos that is the Wizarding world? For some, tragedy, for others....

[AU, AR] On her 16th birthday, Arlong gave Nami a husband. Three scenes, from three consecutive birthdays. Oneshot

The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.

[PLEASE SEE BIO FOR UPDATE STATUS] When you carry world on your shoulders, who’s left to catch you when you fall? RenjixIchigo. [minor spoilers throughout]

A series of Reevecentric drabbles ranging from highly AU to in game. Some to make you laugh, and others to make you cry. But all are focused on the sweet Tuesti.

Naruto and Sasuke teach Defense Against the Dark Arts for a month. Fear for the Hogwarts kids. CRACK! Possible shounenai, torture, and all that other good stuff.

I've decided to put all of oneshots of Irusomething into a collection of stories. So far we have IruShika, IruKiba, IruSasu, IruIno, IruSaku, and a surprise.

After leaving Naruto at the Valley of the End, Sasuke meets a final interceptor. His old teacher gives him four hints, but will Sasuke listen to Iruka? [Note: the more you read, the more sense it makes. Do not be afraid.] Update: Epilogue, part 2 The End

By Popular Demand and Author's Promise: Snape's POV. No comments from the peanut gallery about the long absence, please. It's been a rough few years.

Friendships forged in blood are the hardest to break... [AUish] [RenjiIchigo]

After a mission gone wrong, Iruka is left in Kakashi's care, despite a rather unpleasant past between the 2. Yaoi kakairu FINISHED Rated for occasional language

The first time someone saw Naruto...

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

Smokers in trouble, and despite Ace's best effort it's not his fault. well mostly not his faultSmokerACE Yaoiness

The mutant telepathic attack on the world's population in XMen: United has some unusual repercussions at PrincetonPlainsboro. House and Xmen crossover.

After reading a spell from an old book, Joey and the gang find that they all have...'little' problems to deal with now... slight yaoi FINISHED! 49 Chapters in all.

The Ishbal Rebellion left many scars, on both the soldiers and the people left behind. Ed sees a scar he never believed existed in the heart of Roy Mustang. Shonenai, divergence

Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.

[IruKakaKakaIru One Shot] Iruka is walking home with his arms full of paperwork when it starts to down pour. Kakashi, who was walking the other way and happens to have an umbrella, sees him. Collab between me and Karuka Ikashi!

Kids don't exactly see things the same way as grown ups do. So when the latter and the former meet you know it'll be fun.

Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.

MABU An Iruka centric fic. Rated for violence and sexual content. Set before and during the chuunin exam arc. Orochimaru is plotting something, can he be stoped. Kakashi X Iruka

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

[[WIP: Chapter Two up]] SephirothCloud, ZackAeris. A semiAU [refer to AN in first chapter] epistolary novella. 'There's always a smile somewhere you'll want to protect.'

Kenshin and Saito get dragged into the Universe of the Four Gods. Psychotic crossover with Fushigi Yuugi (or Mysterious Play, if you prefer).

The way of the ninja is shrouded in shadows and mysteries. But some secrets are not meant to be unveiled, as Kakashi painfully discovers, when he pries into something he probably should not have. [Book 1, KakaIru] COMPLETE

Jounouchi remembers his past life in Ancient Egypt. What was it like? Why is he remembering? And who? YAOI AU SJ YYY RI MA

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

He'll do anything to get Kakashi back. IruKashi, KakaIru

It all began with a harmless joke on an unsuspecting chunin. Nothing bad was supposed to happen, really, and Kakashi was supposed to go scotfree. Instead, he got saddled with the finished problem: One supercute Iruka chibi.

Cloud supposed it was his own fault he had been surprised. He should have known this would happen...The former general had told him he wouldn't become a memory. Sequel to Choice. Post AC. Spoilers

Aeris shifted, uncomfortable with her burden. Post AC. Spoilers

AU Coincidence or Fate? A strange set of events causes a reluctant Vincent to become a young Cloud's mentor. Eventual SephirothxCloud.

Join Itachi, Kisame and the other Akatsuki members on their adventures gathering up the demon vessels. Be prepared for random events, OOCness and a lot of misadventures and awkward situations! Rated for language.

Why doesn't Vincent have a phone or different clothes in Advent Children? Because he left them at Cid's. Duh. Challenge from the VincentxCid mailing List. Rated for language and madness.

NaruSasu mpreg fan fanfic based on Imbrium Iridum's SelfReliance world. A day in the life of Sasuke and kitten. Complete with a nice family visit from Itachi and his Mangekyou Sharingan: the psychopath version of a baby shower...

When Elizabeth goes away for a few days, things get out of control back on Atlantis. Written for the ‘weekend’ challenge at SGAHC.

Before dying, Ultimecia gives Squall one last gift… WARNING: Yaoi or Slash! seifer x squall. AU

[AU, KakaIru] Iruka is requested to watch over Team 7 by Kakashi while he is away on a mission. But when danger approaches Konoha, Iruka must elicit past teachings and wield them to protect those closest to him. Part Nine.

Ethan's Halloween costume chaos... backfires. Multiple crossover, Rurouni Kenshin, Inuyasha, and Pet Shop of Horrors among others. Many others. Be afraid.... Complete.

A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV

Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]

This is about Iruka and Kakashi starting from the beginning. KakaIru in later chapters! Is now officially completed! Yosh!

Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee

A Konoha Village short. Itachi & Kisame deliver presents! Tsunade and Orochimaru sing carols! Sasuke is a grinch! Happy Holidays!

A misspoken wish lands Goten in the past, traveling alongside Bardock, the grandfather he never knew. Concerned for his friend's safety, Trunks soon joins him, and together they travel from Vegeta-sei to Earth, trying to find a way back home. -Complete-

COMPLETE Orochimaru's cursed seal, Tsunade's first kiss, Jiraiya's apology, and the name... Umino. Before everything... he was. Ranma & Naruto crossover

COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?

(SSHG) Voldemort and Dumbledore prepare for war and survival. Plans go awry, intrigues abound and nothing is what it seems. Snape created the Dark Mark but that mistake may cost him everything. Can Hermione be his saving grace?

Well this is something you dont see every day. I have updated. Its been a year almost and well heres the starting of the rest of my story. Please feel free to yell at me if its not up to standards.

A Side Effects side story for Kakashi's birthday Sept. 15. KakaIru, technical mpreg, Team 7, and wacky highjinks. Complete! Finally...

one-shot; Iruka does not believe in vengeance. He does believe in forgiveness. Forgiveness has its extremities. For example, Iruka is too young to be a father, especially to a hooligan like Naruto. …But somehow, he fits the bill just fine.

Orochimaru. Iruka. Some grudges are carried, generation past. Yaoi, sort of. Loosely set in Evil Kasumi Lizmun's Midnight Confessions universe

[COMPLETE!] As Team 7's sensei, Kakashi has taken it upon himself to learn the backgrounds of his students, including that of their former sensei, Iruka.

Something is rotten in the state of New York... so Kaiba and security are on the case! Crossover with Real Ghostbusters

Sephiroth and Cloud search for each other during the events in KH. Uses ingame dialogue. P.17 ...and it comes out. [Yaoi, Language, Violence...Fluff SephxCloudcentric, CloudLeon, some RikuSora, others]

Words can sting like anything, but silence breaks the heart. Because the unspoken words are often the most important. [Complete, yaoi, light IruOC, KakaIru]

Kakashi just wants to read but keeps getting interupted, is it a conspiracy or just bad luck? oneshot.

Ch.7 now up. Semi-AU. It would seem Jonouchi will have a greater role to play in the resurfacing of the past memories, though it doesn‘t bode well for Yami. Violence, obsene language later. Yaoi, JS, YYY, BM.

Soon after his appointment to Chuunin status, fifteen year old Iruka takes a dare he will forever regret: Steal from Hatake Kakashi.

The Death Eaters are insane, and who best to explain this than the Dark Lord himself? A little description of all the inner circle, courtesy of Lord Voldemort.

Bringing new meaning to the term Double date.

pre-game AU, YAOI, Cloud, Zack, and Sephiroth-centric; includes the Turks. Is now dark, contains character death. COMPLETE! (I have been waiting SO long to say that!)

Follows "Ankoku Wa Osore Nai." In the aftermath of Joey's return, life goes back to normal... or as close as Domino City ever gets.

Set in the first season. Serena just defeats Beryl. But there is a twist. She gets a surprise visit from someone from the past. Serena/ guess who

Joey's a vampire, Kaiba's a sorceror, and... did she steal that monster from Lovecraft? Surprisingly, this is NOT AU. :

Marcus/Neroon slash. After a ugly incident Marcus has not spoken a word with anyone. Its been a year and his friends are becoming desperate. Can one minbari change it all?

A YxA timeline partially inspired by the works of Edgar Allen Poe though they bear no resemblence to them. Youji PoV on their evolving relationship.

Formerly 'Untitled any ideas?' Starting to live up to its rating... A slight fusion, with characters from Gundam Wing... I don't own anything in here except me and my muses. Heh. Chapter 11 is up!!! I'm back!!!

Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.

A very odd day in LA... post 'Orpheus,' with Xander having gone with Willow.

Seto Kaiba, seeking Vengeance, finds a spell to summon Death. Except Death isn't what he expected.

It's just a normal day in the life of Son Gohan... or so he wishes. As usual, Dende has taken an intrest in the poor demi-Saiyan - this time manipulating the timeline to send MULTIPLE Gohans! Poor Go-chan... will Lexi never leave him alone?

Okay, once a friendship fic, now an adventure epic about Gohan and Trey, a previously unknown son of Tien. new Chapters The Z warriors recuperate from the Tournament and a revelation is revealed!

When Serenas parents are killed by the inners she tries to suicide, instead the crystal saves her by changing her form and blocking her memory. She is then adopted by maximillion pegasus.

Usa/Jadeite. Lime close to being lemon. Jadeite is running low on chances by Queen Beryl to succede in killing the senshi. So what does a guy do?

*Complete from this POV* Hermione finds an unusual partner with whom to share an unusual hobby.

Dende has rashly agreed to a dare: to torture Gohan... And live. So what happens when a harrassed secretary prays to Kami for help finding subs? Murphy's Law and Lexi kick in of course!

Cell pays a visit to Nerima-- chapter 6 is finally up!

This deals with the comic atrocities that our poor demi-saiyan Gohan is forced to endure during bring your father to school day. It now also deals with the aftermath of that day. Trust me--Gohan isn't suffering alone this time! Ch 25 9/21/02

Once upon a time, Kamisama cried out for help. Once upon a time, a Moon Princess answered. And once upon a time, Piccolo fell in love. UxP

The showdown with Lavos. A loss of friends. A tender moment. And a change in perspectives. Action, Romance, and Emotional Shiznit. You know you wanna. LuMa SchaLenn

Ever wonder what kind of turmoil the Suzaku seishi would be in if Chichiri were a hentai? Well, thanks to an accident of Tasuki's you're about to see for yourself.

Challenge Response: Xander goes to visit his Uncle Peter...in New York! (slash)

Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.

Takes place at the end of Tokyo Babylon. Subaru decides to grow a spine and that the bet with Seishirou isn't over yet.

Back when Raditz was one of Frieza's three surviving Saiyans, he had a very close call that left him a bit paranoid about trusting his life to machines that he didn't understand. It started with his space pod breaking down in deep space...

A year after the cataclysmic events of Mythic Descent, a mysterious young man knocks on Yamucha's door, seeking... a sensei? Meanwhile, a sinister cabal is taking control, one by one, of the great monsters: Gojira, Rodan...

People where wanting to know the history of Phoenix. Here it is, and it might be a little grandiose, but tell me what you think.

Hey, you just can't keep a bad Saiyan down. Not this one, anyway. And eight years in Hell can change even a Saiyan warrior's attitude.. especially when his dead prince seeks him out in Hell and requires a small favor of him.

Piccolo is turned into a woman. Gohan finds love.

A villian from the past returns, but this time, he's not a villian. And who's this small boy? Is there more to Sailor Moon's life than the scouts know about? Read to find out. Jedite/Serena story.

Twelve hours after Shen Long granted a baleful wish that Goku and Vegeta's ten most powerful dead enemies be returned to life for a single night to defeat them, there were those who were less than satisfied with the wish's outcome. brief sequel to Why?