I always believe Iruka is the shinobi that didn't get enough air time and not enough showing of his skills.
Thank you for further spreading the chaos thru your little brother and prankster apprentice/student.
kudos. lol.
starting on the nudist scene I can't stop laughing (silently -after midnight - and avoiding waking up the house from thinking I'm crazy). lol

Omg... LOL. I needed that :)

Now, this is most pure awesomeness I've ever seen!

I thought this was pretty funny. I liked the concept.

nicely done

This story made me laugh so hard that I literally choked on what I was drinking. My throat still hurts a bit. Anywho... I loved it. :D

That was brilliant! I nearly asphyxiated from laughter at the "then where do the baby pop-up books come from" line. I would love to know more about Flour, but I have a feeing you won't be forthcoming. Thanks! Favorite quotes:

Physical aside, the major difference between Iria and Iruka is their personalities. Where Iruka's reserved, Iria's brash; he's cautious, she's reckless; he's polite, she's crass. Not all that similar at all, really.

Iruka always thought that Iria was the best prank he ever thought up.

…

At about that point, Raido wandered over with a cup of tea and sat himself next to Kakashi. As he took a drink he looked over at Iria, and started choking as he went red when he saw what she was doing.

"What the hell is that!" Raido demanded as he got his breathing under control.

"A pop-up book," Kakashi answered blandly, giving Raido an incredulous look. 'I thought that was obvious.'

"Pop-up books don't have sex!" Raido said, pointing accusingly at Iria and said book.

"Then where do the baby pop-up books come from?" Iria asked in wide-eyed astonishment, as she sped up the motion of the pop-up figures.

"Raido, books don't have sex," Asuma said as he walked over. "What the hell is that!" he demanded, his cigarette falling from his mouth as his jaw dropped when he spotted what Iria was doing. "Iria, you crazy bitch, where the hell did you get that?"

Iria looked up at him, all wide-eyed innocence. "I made it."

"Why?" he managed to choke out.

"Because it's like a movie only interactive; you can choose when they do it, and if you want you can skip that entire annoying plot." She gave them a rather lecherous grin as she made it look like they were approaching orgasm.

"I had hoped it was only a rumor that you were back in town," Asuma growled as he sat down next to her. "I thought you were only supposed to use your power for good."

"Where's the fun in that?" Iria gave him a mischievous grin before she started doing vocals for the pop-up.

Raido started choking again when she had the leading lady go, "Oh, Asuma… I mean Kenji!"

"Iria, I thought you said Asuma was too tall for you?" Genma asked as approached the group. "What the hell?"

"And… I'm done," Iria said, before stopping and closing the book with a snap.

"What the hell? I thought they were all confiscated," Genma said incredulously.

"No, those were the textbook pop-ups. This is one of my Icha Icha pop-ups," Iria said, flourishing the book cheerfully.

"Oh… Where do you find the time to make those?" Genma demanded.

Iria looked thoughtful. "I have… no idea. Anyway, this is book six for volume two of Icha Icha Paradise. It's hard to get a book that size down to a reasonable pop-up length. Size issues."

"Can I borrow it?" Genma enquired, smirking.

"Genma!" Asuma yelped. "You don't share porn like that. Let alone Iria porn."

"Sure. I have the entire book right here." Iria reached behind the couch, pulled over a bag, and plunked it heavily down on the table.

…

"Yeah, well, it's your fault I came up with 'Umino Iria' anyway. You could have just told your mom you were gay."

"Hey, it came in handy," Kotetsu defended.

"That's not the point. The point is that your mom is annoying with her obsession with getting a grandchild from me." Iruka shuddered. "I told her last time she asked that I was physically incapable of bearing a child."

"Which is true," Kurenai pointed out.

"She said there are ways around that," Iruka added on sourly.

Kotetsu shuddered. "My mom is a scary woman."

"Correction; your mom is a very scary former ANBU medic-nin who really likes me in drag for some reason," Iruka grumbled.

…

"Was it sugar?" Kakashi leaned forward as he eyed them clinically. "I think I've seen Naruto like this once… only not as bad."

"Come a little closer and I'll bite you." Iria bared her teeth in a leer.

"Promise?" Kakashi asked with a grin.

The three prisoners actually stopped moving to stare at him, making Kakashi feel vindicated - right up until the other two turned to look at Iria.

"We were right!" Kotetsu howled gleefully. "It's perfect! I'm a genius!"

"Shut the fuck up!" Iria snarled before chomping onto Kotetsu's neck - not the shoulder, the neck.

Kotetsu yelped in surprise and pain. "I thought we broke up! Bitch! I'll dye it!"

Iria snarled loudly and dug in for the long haul.

Izumo sighed, "He still has scars from dating her. I still want to know why he has scars in her molar pattern on his ankle."

Kurenai grinned as she spun onto her back and kicked the other two with her bound legs repeatedly.

"Why isn't Kurenai speaking?" Kakashi asked, starting to get disturbed by her silence in light of the other two's noise.

"That might have something to do with the feathers sticking out of her mouth," Izumo pointed out calmly.

"I was trying to ignore that. Why are you so calm?" Kakashi asked, eyeing the other two men.

"This happens at least once every time Iria visits." Asuma carefully put out his cigarette on the armor of the ANBU standing right behind him. "You get used to it. Speaking of calm, why are you?"

Kakashi just shrugged.

"Maybe they're right," Izumo muttered, eyeing Kakashi sidelong.

"I think that Naruto has me well inoculated against loud crazies."

"Well, he is like a younger, calmer version of Iria," Izumo nodded thoughtfully. "What?" he asked, noticing the weird looks he was getting. "Oh, less angry, though the Uchiha might make up for that. It's like two halves of Iria with all her worst traits… And that Haruno girl getting everything left over." Izumo paused with a look of dawning horror. "Oh my god! Your team is Iria split into pieces! I'm so sorry."

…

"She won't break my heart, though she might break the vial."

"What vial?"

"The antidote."

"You have an antidote?"

"Yup, for the Uchiha angst; you know it's highly contagious." Iria nodded solemnly, though it was somewhat ruined by her twitching.

Kurenai giggled as she shifted slightly, "Flour."

The other two broke out into loud cackles interspersed with repeats of the word.

…

"Done," Iria broke into his thoughts. Looking over at her he saw her throw her Popsicle stick at a mosquito that had flown up to bother them. "Now to the fun part of the date."

"Fun part?" Kakashi asked, slurping down the last of his own pineapple popsicle.

"Yup." Iria reached down with her foot and pulled up a bag. "You ever use these?" She pulled out a… thing… with a thing.

"A paintball gun?" Kakashi felt that things were about to get interesting. Hopefully they wouldn't get arrested.

…

There were even rumors that the reason for the special "background genjutsu" was the result of the First and Second Hokages and Uchiha Madara going on a drinking binge and somehow imprinting a permanent passive genjutsu array into the very bedrock under Konoha that makes a backdrop which any person of sufficient willpower can use.

…

"With permission, help, and the wonderful use of subtle genjutsu thanks to Kurenai here."

Kurenai shrugged, which did interesting things to her chest. "It was a nice challenge, both helping you work it out, and setting it up."

"I like it," Asuma said, before taking a drink of his tea. "A nice change of pace."

"Not to mention being able to indulge in that nice 'free to the breeze' sensation," Kotetsu added on.

"Mm… I just like all the naked ninja. We do have nicely sculpted bodies in most cases." Iria grinned before straightening. "Oi! Ibiki! How's it hanging?"

Ibiki turned his head to look towards her raised voice, before turning to face them fully and place his hands on his hips. "Pretty good, I like to think."

Iria, Kotetsu, and Kurenai all grinned and flashed him the thumbs up complete with pointed leers. "Yes it is!"

Ibiki laughed and walked over. "Good to see the three of you working together again. The world of espionage got a lot more boring when your team was split up."

…

"Which way?" Kiba asked, looking over at the loud-mouthed blond.

"This way!" Naruto answered the loud-mouthed brunet.

"Troublesome," Shikamaru drawled.

…

"So how do I become a member of Iria world?" Naruto asked, getting back on track.

"Well, you can't. Because you might oust me from my throne as absolute, tyrannical ruler of Iria World. But I can help you form your own world." Iria was being generous. She didn't help just anyone make their own world.

Naruto gave her a wide-eyed look. "How?"

Iria placed a hand on Naruto's shoulder and said very seriously, "To begin: You must understand that the universe and all its inhabitants are your toys."

"But since Iria World's already around, where will I get my vic-toys?" Naruto asked in confusion.

"You're lucky. I, in my infinite generosity, as the supreme ruler of Iria World have decided to share with you, Naruto, if you will be my apprentice in the way of the demented prank," Iria told Naruto solemnly.

Naruto got teary eyed and threw his arms around the crazy woman's waist. "Iria-sensei!"

Iria started crying. "Naruto-kun!"

Kotetsu eyed the two mimicking Gai and Lee but with a night sky filled with bursting fireworks of each others names every time they said them. "I feel so…"

"Oddly happy, yet slightly scared?" Kurenai offered as her friend trailed off.

"That's the one."

The rest of Team 7 just stood there looking confused and slightly traumatized. They shared this horrible sinking feeling that an unholy alliance had just formed before their eyes.

…

"So you took your cousin's place?" Anko demanded.

"My 'cousin' never existed. That was all me." Iruka smirked at the expression on Anko's face. "I'm good."

"Very good." Kurenai grinned. "Iria was such a useful prank. Especially since four thirteen-year-olds came up with her."

"Iruka-sensei?" Naruto asked tremulously.

"You angry with me, Naruto?" Iruka asked quietly.

"You… you." Taking a deep breath Naruto launched himself at Iruka, knocking them both onto the ground. "You are the best ninja ever!"

Laughing, Iruka wrestled Naruto into a headlock. "Don't think this gets

I absolutly LOVED this! I thought it was HILARIOUS, and so funny! I really hope that Iruka & Kakashi continue their romance!

*giggles insanely* I think I love you. XD LMAO This fic is pure genius with a generous helping of insanity and perversion. Better then pocky! Oh geez, how on earth do you get these ideas into your head? I know plot bunnies can strike swiftly and without warning but are you sure those plot bunnies didn't turn into flying sporks? *holds sides* I haven't laughed this hard for ages! The more of your fics I read the more I realise just how much chaos I can cause with your humour and fics as inspiration! Dude, you are such a talented writer, you can suck us readers into the fic _ Yeah, thanks for writing! Your stories are a blast to read!

I love this story, it is awesome. The humor was outstanding!

Thanks

Calia

that was...THE funniest, most eff'd up shit I have EVER read! XD Damn near makes up for the fact that there's no actual sex between the main pairing. Totally awesome story! 3

I absolutely LOVE IT! I nearly died laughing from reading it!

Iruka I give Iria a 15 on the scale of 1-10 of hiliarity. XD

I like this story very much.

I'm simply SHOCKED - why aren't there moe reviews? Your story is SO funny - I'm literally like laughing my a$$ off during ALL of Iria's antics. I love how you set up the little intro describing thing...and it's so easy to think that iria is not iruka..i mean she's not but obviously she is - lol. Anyway, brilliant plot and genius dialogue that is too funny! Definitely liked your story - can't wait to see where it will lead and just love the whole kaka/iru/iria relationship - hahaha SOO delightfully fun and entertaining. You're the best - thanks for writing and sharing a one-of-a-kind funny as he11 story, keke

One of the best stories EVER! I created a file in favorites called fav fav favs for it because it was just THAT good. (Fav fav favs is in favorites after you go through each file to the file in it till you get to it. [Favorites: fav fanfiction: fav favs: fav fav favs; in that order])