This is absolutely hysterical and great, but there's an error in this chapter. In one paragraph you say that Trevor is illiterate, and then maybe one or two paragraphs later you say that he's read Nietzsche.

I can't decide what I liked the most: the 'ideas' they discuss (that are precisely the plots for who knows how many fanfics out there : D ), the whole Starbucks scenario, the reference to them being Eastern European (and I immediately start thinking of A Very Potter Musical) ... but I honestly right now just appreciate the fact that you used the word 'jejune'. Possibly the first and only time I will see it in fanfic. You are magnificent.

Discreetly rustling breasts has to now be my favourite phrase...

(Draws in a deep breath) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA THIS IS THE FREAKING BEST!

This was so wonderfully weird, brilliant and funny.

This story is hysterically funny. So glad I found it.

this is just too insane for me.

This story gives me life ! :D I'm currently sitting in the train and people look at me like I've gone crazy as I'm laughing so hard

Bloodh dear god... Two things, one I'm pretty sure that Voldemore is a good person with how this is written and two... Is he gay?

The Dark Lord and Bella are quite the schemers. Please tell me they win and create a more intelligent wizarding populace with equal rights for squibs and goblins!

I've learned something today: Dark lords wear dark robes and friendly disfigured caretakers wear periwinkle. :)

Mwahahaha!

Wow- that was a bloody bashing if ever I read one! Mary and all her devices have been thoroughly speared! Yikes.

I used to have a white rat named Willard- naturally named after the movie. A nod? Well the grade school flirtation between Voldemort and Bellatrix is adorable and humorous. It's all just good stuff- you must know- so clever- the references and dialogue. Just delightful.

Oh yes, a melodramatic Narcissa is such a picture- a classic black and white I think. I can't wait to move on to the next chapter to see what kind of friends Hermione and Bellatrix make!
You have a way of creating great backstories without the long explanations that I admittedly tend to get trapped in when I write. Anyway- I love the characters- they're all very full and yet there's no drag to the story...