"Sherlock. There is a child on our couch." ...Well. That wasn't the strangest thing Shinichi had ever woken up to hear, but it was definitely up there. He was going to need a lot of coffee today. (Cross-posted to AO3)

Kaito might or might not be going crazy. It might or might not be a product of sleep deprivation. Until he figured it out for sure, he was just going to ignore the disembodied voice that might or might not be coming from the seat next to him. ...And then Edogawa Conan showed up and ruined THAT plan.

You step back and make sure the containers are perfectly positioned before you fetch the contents of the two adjacent circles. A dog you found in the park a few blocks away, a beaten leather collar around its neck. A child from the mall, whose mother entrusted it to you, about a month ago. It's time to begin the experiment. (Spooktober Day 30: Stuck With No Way Out / experiment )

Out of habit, you apathetically bring the jewel up to the light of the full moon. You're really not expecting anything at this point, but, to your complete and utter astonishment, it begins to glow. (Spooktober Day 19: Red Room / hallucinations)

Understandably, the unnamed henchman had been petrified when one of his superiors had given him the order to relay a message to the Guardians. Especially given the contents of the message. He'd already resigned himself to probably leaving the lounge with fewer limbs than he had entered with. (Spooktober Day 17: Cemetery / limbs)

"...This is almost as weird as the time Hattori and I had to fight off zombies with a sword and a boom mic." / "I find myself more partial to baseball bats in terms of a zombie apocalypse, Tantei-kun." / (Spooktober Day 13: Zombie Apocalypse / baseball bat)

"Steve," Jonathan says calmly, like he can't practically hear Steve's heart beating against his rib cage, about ready to burst out of his chest, through the phone line. "Steve, you're going to have to leave your room if you want to find out what it is." (Spooktober Day 11: Creaking Stairs at 3 am / impaled) [Pre-OT3]

Conan doesn't really like telling scary stories. Honestly, his life is enough like a horror film (or maybe a buddy cop movie when Hattori's in town) that he doesn't really feel the need to augment that by actively seeking out material. But apparently the Detective Boys don't feel the same. (Spooktober Day 10: Serial Murderer / nightmares)

I have a secret. It eats at my soul, dissolves my very being. ...It isn't even my secret to tell. (Spooktober Day 9: "You're Next" / eye trauma/multiple eyes)

Haibara had tried to fix it. She really, really had. But it was no use. (Spooktober Day 8: Terminal Curse / exposed insides)

Dark Shadow watches as his host does something funky with some weird, like, plant-looking things (?) and some bowls and the unborn. He has literally no idea how all that stuff somehow manages to become the tasty not-bread later, but he thinks it's pretty cool. (Spooktober Day 6: Sacrificing Ritual)

Gon could survive the first two hundred floors of Heaven's Arena with barely a scratch, sure. But falling out of a tree on Whale Island - not even a particularly tall tree; it was only, like, a hundred meters tall - caused him to break over half his limbs. Killua called bullshit. / Spooktober Day 5 (Poisoned Meal / broken bones)

"Then it's decided. I accept the contract that is as follows: you'll help me take down the organization that caused me to shrink, I'll help you take down the organization that killed your father and made you become a demon; there will be no exchanging of souls. Agreed?" / aka the black pearl heist goes a little differently / Spooktober Day 4 (Demon Pact / tongue/mouth trauma)

Sokka surveyed the mountain of fur in front of him. "Remind me again why we can't just use earthbending?" / Day 3 of Spooktober (Burying a Body / Plant Growth/Vegetation)

Katsuki's never considered teeth attractive before. / Day 2 of Spooktober (My Neighbor is a Vampire / Teeth)

Everyone who lives remotely near the Kudou mansion believes that it's haunted. (And they're not wrong about that. It's just…not for the reason they think.) / Day 1 of Spooktober (Haunted Mansion)

Real heroes don't fucking panic. So what he's doing right now? Not fucking panicking, that's for sure.

"Interesting" is a word Shinichi finds himself using a lot in regard to KID. He probably shouldn't be thinking about that in the middle of a soccer game while he's acting as bait, though.

Izuku hesitates. He's never been great with tears. Especially not ones coming from other people. ...Damn it. "I'll take the job," Izuku says, already regretting everything. (aka the my hero academia soulmate-slash-heist au/leverage fusion no one ever asked for)

Heiji thinks it must suck to be normal. Normal people can't drink drain cleaner straight out of the bottle or even drizzle it over their rice without having to go to the hospital. (aka the addams family crossover that absolutely no one asked for)

You're pretty much trapped between death by sniping or death by overpowered seven-year-old. It's probably a bad sign that you're pondering your options.

Baking cookies had to be less dangerous than a case, right?

Izuku has a lot of feelings about Endeavor and his parenting.