Hi there this is a test to see what would happen if I put some random stuff here. Ignoring this is cautioned for this is beyond a supremely huge waste of time to read.

All humans have an allergy to something, I found that the most common is poison.

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach? Who told you that bullcrapery? It's obviously between ribs three and four.

Up until highschool graduation, I thought "thyroid" was spelled "thighroid" and that it was the thigh muscle. Turns out it wasn't.

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If an apple were to kill an old man in a world that has no humans in it, would that apple have existed to begin with?

He tried to eat my rice ball, jokes on him that wasn't even rice.

Oxygen is a poisoning additive that kills humans over time.

Honestly saying, if you want to keep someone away from a creepy ancient looking Aztecan pyramid, put up a sign. A huge ass stone golem screaming "Pass if you wish to die" while it swings around an equally huge ass sword does not work. It was obviously a challenge! How were we suppose to know that the temple housed an ancient god of death and destruction.

The god thing went south really quickly. If you're reading this and Monday is still called Monday, well congrats. We fixed the problem.

You know something weird is going to happen when your boss gets a mental breakdown because his boss got a mental breakdown because of some Aztecan god of death and destruction... I wonder if I locked the door, I can't remember.

I give Naruto's ending a meh. Why in the names of all the Atheist gods did Kishimoto turn Naruto into a responsible adult?! Seriously, am I the only one who wants Naruto to join his son in defacing his own monument while the citizen of Konoha facepalms themselves?

Damn you Naru/Hina (though I think it's an ok pairing)! Where's my Naruto/Matsuri action dammit! Don't name your minor characters if you're going not going to use them past their minor arcs! They have name tags that says "Hello, I'm minor character _" for a reason!

Imagine if a random Pokemon, like an Oddish or something, was fighting a trainer who wanted to catch it when suddenly the Oddish gets struck down to 3 hp. What does the Oddish do? it summons a servant of it's own! Prepare Pokeworld! Saberchu is coming for you!

Who's that Pokemon? "Wait where'd that voice come from? What's sup with that ominous mysteriously glowing red on the ground? Why'm I talking to mahself?" It's Saberchu! "Saber what? Blarg!"

Blarg: (n) A certain something that is to be hit at a certain place in a certain time (v) The action/sound one makes when one is hit by a certain something at a certain place in a certain time.

You know what I just noticed? Ash cross-dresses in literally every region. Wonder if the boy's trying to tell us something.

Why do they call H-scenes lemons? It's short, sour and generally not that good on it's own. What they should call it is marshmallows. Cause those fluffy bastards are awesome.

So Mushoku Tensei ended... Kinda sad now, Rudi was awesome. Still, gotta love the guy for his no fudge given attitude at the end. Whoever is reading this post and hasn't read Mushoku Tensei yet, to Bakatsuki for you!

Y'know, now that I think about it, people are allergic to pain. Symptoms shows up if they are near it or feel it and all humans have a side-effect from long term exposure...

There's a rule for greeting people with nods. Up for if you know them, down if you don't. I wonder why that is so...

Gotta love RPG logic: raise your level and then smack the laws of physics with your superior stats.

There are no evil people out there, only those that are morally flexible.

Waffles are pretty much pancakes that went to the gym.

There are no suicidal people, only those that are resistant to survival.

Gentlemen don't resort to drunk fighting in a bar room; they merely challenge each other to the noble art of fisticuffs.

Lies are best told with a hint of truth. If that is not possible, just bury your lies underneath more lies and repeat the process until people can only spot through the first layer of lies.

There isn't enough good Monogatari fanfiction on this website...

Why worry about anything when we're made out of nothing? -Scientist dude who found out that electrons are basically empty shells.

If Vlad the Impaler had discovered marshmallow, I wonder how that would've hashed out.

pic of Matsuri: /art/Matsuri-508490838