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An Anthropological Study of The Hyuuga (Naruto): The greatest secret Hyuuga Hiashi has, the secret behind why the Hyuuga are so damn smug around everybody else, and why everyone to them looks exactly the same...

ANBU no Yoko (Naruto): AU, When Kyuubi went berserk and attacked Konoha, Yondaime gave the demon lord a choice: Be sealed inside his son completely and die when he does or have almost all of his demonic youkai sealed in said child and he be turned into a human and have a second chance at getting his revenge on the person who hurt him. It didn't take long for the nine-tailed fox to decide, the first option would kill Yondaime AND his wife while the second only killed the Yondaime. With a great roar the great beast gave his answer and on that day a beast and a man died but a child, his mother, and a stranger survived. Kyuubi was a demon, but Yoko is an ANBU elite who uses his ancient knowledge to protect his greatest advisory's vixen and kit, along with other's he seems to keep adopting. dispite Yoko's promise to protect them his main focus is finding the bastard that wronged him and rip him apart with his new human hands. Along the way events take place and Yoko does what he can to keep his new pack from being destroyed, and he helps raise and train 'his kits' along with friends he seems to pick up, like boy named after a weasle and a woman with a thing for snakes. Will Yoko ever find his true advisory and defeat him? Will he ever get the hang of these pesky things humans call 'emotions'? and what will change because of Kyuubi no Yoko's meddling in a human body?

Its a Wonderful Life... Right? (Naruto): (For those that know the movie 'Its a Wonderful Life' you can guess what's going on) Something happened, and now Naruto is left to wonder in darkness, a world that is similar to his own, but everything is different, everything is off, everything is just wrong!! He is being lead around this strange yet familiar world by and unusual woman, almost like a ghost, she says little, and what she does say makes no sense to him. He doesn't know what caused this, what happened, or how he can fix it... or if he even wants to... something's broken inside Naruto, and he gave up on the world he knew, and is now 'here'... where-ever 'here' is, with this strange spectre in a trench coat toating him around...

Who you callin' Hyuuga? (Naruto): (AU) The Raikage is a powerful man, and he wants nothing more then to make sure his village is safe, it may be peace time now, but the next war is always around the corner, so one can never be 'too' prepared... With his brother as the Hachibi, and having 'acquired' the Nibi, a normal person would think this would be enough to protect Kumo... WRONG!! Not to the Raikage, he deems it necessary to 'acquire' a few more bloodlines and techniques to keep his village safe, and one he's after just happens to be the Hyuuga's Byakuugan... this time he gets it...

Shades of Grey and Colors (Naruto): (Semi-crack, Semi-serious analyzation) A Traitorous, Black haired, coal eyed Uchiha walks into a bar... only to find there a Loyal, Ink-black haired, whited eyed Hyuuga Heiress... both these two, opposites in just about everything, but stemming from almost the same cloth... they are about as different as Black and White, one being loyal and having absolute devotion to the one she loves, the other a traitor who shows no emotion to the woman he secretly cares the world for... both have the same attributes in many ways, both have the same problems, and both have the same solution, COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL!!! it is through the very small, and very random meeting on the road of life, these two find out that as different Black and White are, in the end, they are merely two different shades of Grey... and both have and obsession with Colors...

Another Look (Persona 4): ('What if...' look and minor analysis of Persona Memes) With Izanami-no-Okami defeated, the gang, or more specifically, Rise, puts forth the idea of looking at the midnight channel again, for old times sake since their leader is leaving the next day... the response, everyone's for it... except Naoto, but that's simply because logic dictates its impossible... luckily they have their fearless leader and his army of persona, therefore nothing is impossible, especially when you have Izanagi-no-Okami, AKA: Izanami's former man!! so of course, since he could beat her, why not be able to copy her ability... or some other such nonsense to make the detective prince stop questioning!! So the TVs are up, the Persona are settled, and Teddie brought the popcorn... while Yamato-Takeru, Rokuten Maoh, and Kanji are in charge of 'Keeping Naoto from asking questions!'... what will they see when they take another look at the midnight channel, and more importantly, what will they learn about themselves that they already should know... Careful, the Shadows are back!!

Another Deep Intake (Digital Devil Saga): another sniper in the Embryon, one who sees, and doesn't see, one with pride, one with spite, one with hate and love all rolled into one... a person who is complex, a person who doesn't not remember, a person who is no one... the thoughts and reflections of a sniper before everything they were ever good at was taken away by a burning light that rammed into their arm... a mark it bore, and a terrifying hunger... the thoughts of the first time they ever missed, and the last things they ever saw...

To Smite in Winter (Dragon Age: Origins): so full of innuendos no one 'really' knows what they're talking about... a hilarious look at what could have happened after 'figuring out' what to do about saving the world from the blight. featuring, Alistair and Morrigan arguing, Threats of leaving, Selling people who can't cook, Saucy Fantasies, Mabari love, and one book the others are going to be wondering for the rest of the journey why their little elf-mage leader left with THAT in her pack from the Mage's tower?

What I've Become (Digital Devil Saga x Demon's Souls): (Emotional examination, continuation from the same line as 'Another Deep Intake') in the accursed Boletaria there was only one place, one person that the demon born from purgatory resonated with so willingly, no place in however many lifetimes, after however many regrets and hungers that the need to devour was so great it became so all consuming, to reach into the very soul and surge forth into the demon's form. only one soul, once so pure and incorruptible, now beyond defiled and a pit of impurity, sitting complacent at the bottom of the well of defilement, only it awakens the demon like no other, only it pays heed for the brief moments before darkness ensues, and it is only here, in this accursed place that blood drips like no other... here in this accursed colorless fog.

Rain (Persona 4): (Song-fic to Breaking Benjamin's 'Rain') on her last day in Inaba, it started to rain. Naoto Shirogane reflects on all that had happened to her in the past year, the case, her job, her coworkers, the team, and finally the boy she was leaving behind, and despite what she was figuring out and feeling, knowing she still had to leave...

Honey-Fluff Jukebox!! (Bleach): (Massive Assorted Koma/Soi drabble-pile) a collection of cute, fluffy, dangerous, angsty, sake-induced, and overall 'adorable' stories involving the second and seventh division captains in a tryst that pray to kami no one else finds out about... the inner looks of what 'could be' happening off screen while the heroes play and the captains are in seireitei... starting with random acts of kindess, to flirting, to cuteness, to bumps in the road, and various insights in between and looks at other possibilities.

Should Have Installed Locks (Mass Effect 3): So its finally time for Shepard to take her En Masse fleets and take back Earth from those pesky Reapers... only transit to Earth from across the Galaxy takes time, a couple of hours to be exact, and Shepard's just antsy and ready to start killing things!! Unfortunately it seems the rest of the crew know 'EXACTLY' what they want to do before they die... or who!! Poor hopelessly romantic Shepard travels along the Normandy looking for something 'normal' to do only to constantly be opening doors and stepping in on something she NEVER wanted to see... by the time they reach Earth she has only one thought on her mind: 'They should have installed locks...'

Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do... (Dragon Age: Origins): (Companion/extrapolation of chapter 12 of 'To Smite in Winter') On the way to Denerim Tess and crew stop on their languid quest toward the Landsmeet, no one particularly in any rush to get there they decide to stop early from a day of travel and general shaninigans. As the evening activities start out generally normal, everyone winding down, Alistair and Morrigan getting into their fifth argument for the day (a new record low) as the rest enjoy the 'entertainment' they suddenly get the sudden feeling of danger, and before anyone so much as looks her way Tess finds a mace to the face and an interesting look at the stars before unconsciousness finds her... waking up the next morning in an Inn, Tess suddenly finds something decidedly off, like the face she no longer had her chest, her voice is deeper, and there's a certain something between her legs that shouldn't be there... The Warden and 'his' team suddenly find themselves in the bodies of the opposite gender and need to figure out a way to reverse this absurdity before the Landsmeet or else their entire journey may be in vain...

Post Nuzzling (Mass Effect 3): The events after Shepard shut the door after walking in on Garrus and Tali admitting to having 'something' for each other... involves thoughts on old friends, god-mother AIs, angsty step baby Geth, what 'REALLY' happened between everyone's favorite Quarian and Geth, and how the hell is Garrus going to deal with all this madness dropped in his lap... along with on very sexy Quarian, oh right, THAT'S why he's putting up with all this...

Star Child (Mass Effect 3): (Analyzation and parody of Endings) When Shepard finally makes her decision the Star Child asks her at the end with the crucible, deciding on life over all other options and running for the crazy beam that would end her life and make everything some strange synthetic/organic hybrid, she thinks about the highlights of her journey and all the people she knew were going to miss her. With the conviction that they were going to live she jumps, knowing her death, her 'end' wasn't for nothing and she could finally rest... at least that was the idea, too bad she just woke up naked in an Asari medical facility and nothing is the way she remembers it! What's this about a dream-machine and how come everyone has a different job and no body knows who she is or what humans are? Has Shepard slipped into an alternate reality? Because the alternative seems so boring... The Mysterious Fifth Ending!!

Last Friday Night!! (Bleach): (also included in HFJ) Last Friday Night SOMETHING happened that left half of Soul Society completely out of and with NO memory of what happened... of course, you know it couldn't POSSIBLY have anything to do with the epic part the captains threw at that one bar down the road on the Gotei 13 budget... no of course not...

Learning Experience (Mass Effect 2): Jack is BORED!! What does our crazy little homicidal maniac do when she's 'bored'? well normally it would involve lots of explosions, cursing and 'shit gettin' real up in here'... unfortunately, or fortunately for the Normandy crew, she decides to forgo her 'normal' pass-time, and wonder around the crawl spaces... Legion was simply minding his own business looking up Organic-Creator-Related material when the convict decided to bust into the AI core. Now the poor synthetic is subject to the whims of two organic females and something that required the loss of 'safety locks' to get at... Sit down Legion, you're about to get an education in Organics you never thought possible!!

Summary of Insanity (Bleach): (Parody of previous/unposted Koma/Soi fluffyness and '20 Truths' prompt) It started with simply chasing cats... and went downhill from there... REAL fast! Mayuri's afraid, Unohana's quietly enjoying it, Kenpachi's in a medically induced coma, Byakuya is keeping his mouth shut, Kyouraku is lamenting his destroyed barracks, Yoruichi and Kuukaku are drinking a toast and everyone else is TRYING to put the cause out of their mind, lest they be met with the combined destructive power of a giant puppet and Seireitei's largest bazooka... Meanwhile, Yamamto is STILL trying to figure out what the hell is going on!!

Retsu and SoiFong play Jenkan (Bleach): (Semi-crack speculation) As the only two female captains in the Gotei 13, Unohana Retsu and SoiFong have to have SOMETHING in common... apparently it comes in the form of a silly children's game, only with the stakes being 'how do we divvy up the male captains between us?' its anything 'but' childish. Jenkan, the 'fair' answer to everything.

Another Reason to Hate Him... (Bleach): (absolute crack) SoiFong woke up today, thinking it was going to be the same as every other day, with her sword pissing her off first thing, coming to work late, and having to deal with paperwork, training, and a captain's meeting later... well, it would have been a normal day if it wasn't for the workings of a certain man... at least, she thinks its his fault...

On The Flip Side (Bleach): (Add-on/stand alone to 'Hey Jealousy!!' introspection heavy piece) So its late, SoiFong's on another one of 'those' binge streaks, courtesy of Kuukaku's amazing sake... and her mind wonders the real, and only, reason she ever even picks up a bottle... its not that she doesn't drink, she just wishes she never did... so, all alone, on a full moon night, in her room with nothing but booze and an annoying pixie pointing out her flaws, what else would you do? Ponder, inquire, figure out those annoying little tendencies that actually make you twitch about that 'certain someone' she thought so much for for so long... and maybe, just maybe, Suzumebachi's got it in her head to go with a different approach...

The Difference (Bleach): (Regai-Arc Inspired!!) Komamura beat the Reigai-SoiFong in a match to the 'almost'-death, but in the end he was still unable to move on and save the Captain-Commander. Now that that whole affair is over with he's been quietly contemplating the meaning behind that match. Feeling there are still several unresolved threads tying to that fight he does the only thing that seems appropriate to set his mind at ease. He challenges the REAL SoiFong to a bout and things go from there...

Kitty Crack (Bleach): (Completely un-serious crack) Grimmjow Jaegerjaques survived the hollow-shinigami-Aizen-hold-up-thing... And while everyone else thought he simply disappeared, he was actually quietly whisked away to the Twelfth Division's Institute of Technology for some... 'exams'... What does this have to do with the sudden disappearance of Shihouin Yoruichi? Never you mind, least you're involved in project 'Cat-Ninjas'... All you need to know is that the Captain-Commander has made some very 'valid' requests, and the Institute of Technology never fails a request... nor pass up the chance to use SCIENCE!!

I am NOT Uchiha! (Naruto): (Same universe as 'Who you callin' Hyuuga?') When Uchiha Madara is on the loose on the battlefield and the Kage are all getting in each other's way and can't fight the regenerative, god-wannabe, zombie bastard, who gets called in? Why a REAL Bastard!! Figuring her command can take care of themselves, Reki hears the news of her ancient ancestor, and boy does she have a few 'things' to talk to him about...

393 Behind the Scenes (Bleach): (Crack for chapter 393) Unohana's making her way to where Aizen dropped the latest batch of captains in his chinese-goldmining-bastardly ways, no real pressure, she can hear them from half a mile away with all their complaining, so they seem to be alive and feisty enough...

In the Park (Bleach): (Fluff with the story of Hachi) There was once a dog in the living world that was known far and wide for his loyalty. He would see his master off in the morning and fetch him in the evening, and even when his master died he continued to come to the train station, just in case he found him again. Komamura has a strange 'urge' to go to the train station every time he's in the area, but after getting kicked out one too many times for various reasons, he decides to enlist some help from an unusual source... and the two agree to meet up 'In the Park'.

Redemption (Bleach): (Character dissection and want of a nail) instead of crying out for Ichigo to save her when Ulquiorra approaches Orihime uses her powers... this one act changes the entire outcome of the battle and both her and the Cuatro Espada's future...

Bacon and Eggs (Mass Effect): (Team Building Exercises and breakfast crack) Despite the 'WAR!!' going on, the team on the Normandy 2 have a moment to themselves. A silly look at a certain 'morning' involving a drunk Quarian, a Smug Turian, embarrassed Asari, out of it Commander, and the newest baby on the team cooking Bacon and Eggs...

Different Sides, Same Coin (Naruto): (Time Travel Shenanigans with a twist) Naruto's first jump was a mess, he'd managed to prevent all his failings and end up with a decent life... until it all went haywire and he may have sort of gone crazy and destroyed the world... oops... so now he's trying again as the fully formed Kyuubi is having none of this shenanigans... Hinata had tried to do the 'right thing', after essentially doing the 'wrong' thing of saving the boy she loved and overall doomed the world... oops... not that 'fixing it' did much, just resulted in a longer life and the same world all over again just with different names... well that bites, thankfully 'Death', or as she likes to call it 'Kuro' seems to have a different opinion, and gives her a change to 'correct' some of this screwing up before hand, hmm? Two time travelers, from different 'futures' with different knowledge of how things go... honestly, this can't get THAT screwed up... right?

Collision Course (Teen Titans): (Emoticlone examination/Shenanigans) Happy senses a whole butt-load of 'Happy' in Nevermore, and being the childlike emotion she is has to check it out, grinning the whole way... Knowledge is rightfully freaked out at what Happy found, and the rest of the Emoticlones are very confused and not sure what to do about a 'Happy' Rage fighting The Beast in Nevermore... what just happened?

6 Days of Eve-mas!! (Parasite Eve): (What happens when i get 'festive') a 'twelve days of Christmas' version of the events of the New York Blockade, starting from December 24th all the way to January 2nd!! Aya certainly got a lot of 'nice' presents from Eve this year...

A Day in Kumo... (Naruto): (Companion/Drabble-pile for 'Who You Callin' Hyuuga?') A single day can be as eventful to change an entire nation or as mundane to do absolutely nothing... in Kumo, its no different.

Team SLVR!! (RWBY): (OC-drabble pile with snarky observations) Because there was more then 3 teams assigned that year... and boy did Ozpin have fun with this one! A Sorceress, A Red Devil, The Big Bad Wolf, and... a Butler? Yea... that covers the required insanity for Beacon~

Oh Ren... (RWBY): (Dedicated to Monty Oum RIP) It was just another ordinary day at Beacon, through the eyes of the quietest member of Team JNPR...

How To Escape Hell (Dragon Ball): (Resurrection of 'F' insanity -or- Villains as Babysitters) AKA Saiyan Parenting 101: Find evil androgynous alien, kill them, force them to suffer for years in a truly ABSURD Hell... revive them, kill them again... have kids as a result of proceeding festivities... revive said androgynous evil alien and dump said kid off on them... then profit! Frieza's new lease on life REQUIRES he take care of Vegeta's latest spawn, train her to be strong enough to defeat her father and his rival, and coach her on ruling the galaxy... easy, right?

Never Enough - Omake (Persona 4): (Companion to Wishstone's 'Never Enough') Rise never likes to show when she gets down, thankfully she's got two friends that always know how to pick her back up.

Dec 23rd (Persona 4): (Lime-scented gift exchange provoked to finish by Wishstone) on Dec 23rd Naoto sits staring at her phone, intent on leaving a message for a certain person with a specific plan in mind, but for some reason her thumb hesitates over the send button...

Deluge (RWBY): (Someone needs a hug... Purely Arkos) Pyrrha Nikos had had enough. After the events of this semester, coupled with EVERYTHING she'd had to deal with since coming to Beacon she finally snaps...

Hate (RWBY): (What-if Cadbury crack) Cardin has a secret, and if it weren't for the fact Velvet was trying to get away from everything to read certain books Blake lent her, she never would have found out... at least in her opinion its freakin' CUTE!

Oblivious (Kara no Kyoukai): (Rule 35 demands it!) after speaking with Shiki's ( ) personality, Kokutou heads back to her apartment to find something unexpected... well, not really.

Conflagration (RWBY): (Mega-shipping crack - devolved to crack!AU) When Yang starts something, it doesn't just burn, it EXPLODES! What starts as a harmless reveal to her sister turns into a strip contest and lay of claims all over Beacon... this shenanigans just got real!

Do You Believe in Destiny? (RWBY): (Post-season 3 finale send off - SPOILERS!!) Pyrrha Nikos always knew what her real destiny was, and in her final moments she didn't run away from it...

Promises (Final Fantasy X/X-2): (Post-series snippet) Now that her long journey is over Yuna has something she needs to do in order to move on with her life...

As a PSA: I have piccys for a number of these (mostly WYCH) on my DeviantArt account: Ikasury

i'm currently still sipping tea in my new den, if anyone wanted to know~

Till next -salute-waves- Sayounara, Mina.

-Ikasury