Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors

Chapter 107 – Riruka Dokugamine 2

A/N: Dedicated to jylener22 for her great ideas, and to everyone who requested Riruka.

(Originally posted 4/3/17.)

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Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors,

You should know for fanfics it's all about survival of the fittest. Who cares about strong writing? It's not about strength, it's about numbers. Numbers of reviews! And who has the most reviews on this site?

Ichigo!

Tsukishima and I and all the rest of the Fullbringers have a secret plan to steal his reviews. Just you wait. All my fanfics are about LOVE and when I transfer Ichigo into my story all his reviews will miraculously become mine! We also make a super cute pairing, don't deny it. Although I do worry about him sometimes…

(Ichigo is knocked through the wall, obviously in the middle of a fight. Riruka gets all flustered) Ichigo: Oh. I'm sorry, Riruka. I didn't mean to interrupt your letter.

(Riruka blushes furiously red) Idiot! Why do you always think you're so important? Like you're the main character or something. Of course I would never be writing about you in my letter!

(Ichigo) … Um… (scratches head) I didn't say anything about being in your letter.

(Riruka) Self-involved creep! I don't care about you or your stupid pairings! (Grabs her Love Gun.)

(Ichigo makes a hurried retreat) Uh, bye!

(Riruka scowls at the hole in the wall where Ichigo left) It's so sad when someone is clueless about a person who really loves them.

(Yukio climbs through the hole with a box of donuts) Hey Riruka, want some donuts?

Shut up! This letter is over!

Sincerely,

Riruka Dokugamine

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Gin: Why does such a minor Fullbringer get a second letter?

Riruka: Shut your hole! At least I didn't get stabbed, pining away after my true love.

A/N: I'm still collecting requests and ideas.