So I don't know if you'll ever return to this, and if not, I'm fine with that. I enjoyed every chapter of what I did read, including those from characters I don't like or particularly care for, and that's enough for me. I just want to say this fic brought me some joy at a time when I really needed it, and I'm very happy to have found it again. Thanks for the laughs :)

I do remember these three, especially Noba. I think I actually had a small crush on him once.
"Why does Noba have more than either of us when he never even talks?" There's just something attractive about the quiet ones, you know?

"No friggin' way! I want to fight 'im, not fuck 'im!" Can't do both? ;)
"Naw, you got somethin' special for Ichigo." Gin gets it.
There's so many good quotes in here, I don't want to retype them all. Let's narrow it down to this: Grimmjow should suck it up and admit he has a thing for Ichigo. It would save himself and Ichigo so much trouble.

(Kenpachi draws his sword and one-shots Jerome, who falls over, spurting blood)
(Gin, wiping the blood off his face and grinning) "I think this is the first time in our twenty-year run we've had a guest murdered onstage. Should be great for our ratings, ne?"
Call me dark and twisted if you must, but I laughed harder than I should have, he's just so casual and nonchalant about it.

I don't think I've seen the "Sosuke Aizen and his Magnificent Chair" thread. I should go find it, because this chapter really made me laugh, more than a chapter about a chair should have. :)

"A story about a teenager with weird hair who slaughters demons with a giant sword? How do you expect that to actually work? Ah, this fellow Kubo will never be one of the manga greats." Oh, Love, if only you knew :) That's probably my favorite fourth wall break so far.

"Then make sure she gets it on with your favorite Bleach hottie right at the beginning." No lie, no one should ever trust me with an OC, because all she would do every word every chapter is fuck Grimmjow. Probably. Most likely.
"We need to figure out what he's up to, and save Soul Society from his nefarious plans." Very clever, Sariniste. One minute, we're making fun of fanfics with overpowered OCs coming out of nowhere, somehow surpassing the Gotei 13 captains and captain commander, and saving Soul Society, then it seems we're going down that exact path. I love it. :)

"If he were an anime character, he would never show any interest in girls or sex.
Oh. (grins)"
You're killing me with all these clever fourth wall breaks. :D

"You are a great role model for women." Yes, 1000x yes! Rukia is the reason I really got into Bleach in the first place, and remains my favorite character to this day! Also, I just realized that I did not comment on her first letter. My bad. I'll go ahead and do that here.
I love your portrayal of her. I was worried you were going to write her badly, almost insulting her, but you've done the opposite. It feels true to and respectful of her character. Kudos to you! :)

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Sorry, had to get that out of my system. I was just so overjoyed to see a chapter from Kaien Shiba, he's a favorite of mine, and I can't quite put into words how happy I am. :) I liked the addition of Ganju and Kukaku at the end too. We all need to show more Shiba love!

I feel like you put a lot of heart and affection into this chapter, it just has a very warm feel to it.
Loved your descriptions of a typical Thanksgiving setup in America. It's actually very similar to my own family's Thanksgiving setting, kiddie table and all.
And I feel a bit sorry for Aizen, trying to be intimidating and god-like while strapped to a chair at the kiddie table.
I'll finish by saying "I'll take more pumpkin pie, Yachiru!"

Well I want to be mad at Shinji interrupting Byakuya but Shinji is such a funny, enjoyable character, I just couldn't get angry. :) I'm not picky which hairstyle you use for Byakuya, I like it either way.
'...Aizen murmurs in that unfairly rich, deep voice of his.' Yeah I won't deny Aizen has a nice voice, even if I don't overall like him.

Hah! Love the Harry Potter reference! :)
'How to Update Regularly' - Shunsui Kyoraku. Yeah I'd fail that class. I've just recently decided to start writing fanfic again but even back when I wrote for it all the time, I was terrible with updates. *bows head in shame*

"Grimmjow strides into the room, his short jacket swinging open, ignoring the group of fangirls in the front row who faint at the glimpse of his bare chest." *slightly embarrassed* Sooo me. I can appreciate a bikini-clad Nel too.
"...a bunch of fights occasionally interrupted by scantily clad females." Describes Bleach to a T, ha.
I'd like to add that along with Gin's commentary, Nanao and Iba's arguments are funny too :)

Hmm. I'd be one of those Byakuya fangirls skipping class. Nothing against Toshiro, he's cool and all, but he's not one of my favorites.
I about died laughing at "All your base are belong to us!"