![]() Author has written 36 stories for Pokémon, Dragon Quest Series, One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, Mass Effect, Fairy Tail, Fallout, Kingdom Hearts, Earthbound, Toriko, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, No Game, No Life/ノーゲーム・ノーライフ, Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, To Love-Ru, Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス>, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?/これはゾンビですか?, Persona Series, Inuyasha, Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Elder Scroll series, and Okami. Hi, I'm Cyberweasel89! Tactile of the Cross-Brain's Neurofeedback! Researcher, morale officer, romance expert, PR girl, mascot, and resident cinnamon roll of the team that writes This Bites!, the #5 One Piece fanfic in the fandom and the top One Piece SI fic! Basic Info Name: Mattie Age: 28 Sex: Female Race: Part-Korean Sexuality: Pansexual Relationship Status: Polyamorous, happily taken twice over Religion: Deist Political Background: Egalitarian independent Occupation: Unemployed Lifestyle: Nudist Hobbies: Anime, manga, video games, fanfiction, AMVs Noteworthy Fanfics This Bites! The top One Piece SI in the fandom and the #5 One Piece fanfic in the fandom. I'm a member of the Cross-Brain, the team that writes it. My role is primarily research, which I pride myself on, but also helping the social aspect of our public Discord server. Tomber en Amour: Falling in Love Probably the best fanfic I've written. People have told me it's better than canon. Then again, the series it's for is pretty mediocre, so that's not hard to do. Yes, But It's a Female Zombie Probably the worst fanfic I've written, not counting the old, out-dated stuff. I really don't know what I was thinking when I wrote it. Everything about it was a bad idea, some parts of it worse ideas than others. Even worse, it wasn't that long ago that I made it, though I was homeless and pretty sick at the time I did it. It was even roasted on "Literary Travesty." Without my permission. Unknown Origins As bad as Yes, But It's a Female Zombie is, this is just worse. Everything about it is bad and the few good points it has are buried beneath horrible ideas, pacing issues, and smut. One reviewer compared it to a cheesy 70s porno. People have panned it and especially complained about the anime-ness. I'm tempted to give it a total re-write or just remove it entirely. I at least have the excuse of it being one of my older works. Children of Hades This DanMachi fanfic is my largest fanfic project yet. It's accepting reader-submitted characters and will later do an official crossover with "Standing United" by Wandering Letters, who is also co-writing it. It's currently the only fanfic I'm actively working on between life things. Scratch One of my more impressive fanfics, this follows the plot of Haruhi Suzumiya, but with a slider joining at the start who's actually Kyonko from another dimension. I have some rather in-depth, original lore on sliders in this fanfic. Separated One of my fanfics with the most potential, "Separated" is a No Game No Life fanfic that delves into the nature of Sora and Shiro's extreme codependency to each other, via Stephanie and Sora being separated from Shiro and Jibril. With Sora a nervous wreck without his other half, it's up to Steph to take charge and hopefully find out just what happened to Sora before he met Shiro. Despite the lack of popularity such a relatively niche series like No Game No Life has, the response has been overwhelming. o.o King's Disposition This is a To Love-Ru fanfic. It essentially gives an explanation for just why Rito is surrounded by so much trouble and why he attracts so many girls yet has no real sexual interest in any of them. An explanation that makes quite a bit of sense, actually. I have very little plans to continue it due to a general contempt for To Love-Ru. A Light in the Darkness A fanfic I really want to continue, but so far no one is interested in seeing more of it. Closer to You and Holding Back I'm midly interested in continuing these two fanfics, as the smut in them was a good outlet for my sexual creativity, but due to the most recent light novel released for the series these two are for, nearly every fan of the series has given up on its fandom, fanfics and all, leaving no interest in these works of mine. Flap Your Wings I had a lot planned for this fanfic, including one of the most original fan-Zanpakutou of all time, but lack of reader interest has held it back indefinitely. Diary of a Female Punk Potential, but I stopped it abruptly when my fast writing of it lost momentum, and lack of reader interest stopped that momentum from building back up. Primary Colors I would quite like to continue this fanfic, and readers seemed surprisingly interested in it despite the fact it was so OC-centric. Hopefully I can continue it soon. Ties That Bind I'd very much like to continue this fanfic, but the hassle of recording my Fallout 3 playthroughs has rendered the labor-intensive AND time-intensive nature of this fanfic a case of "not worth the effort it would take." Two Across Same case as above, especially since I've never actually completed a playthrough of Persona 3. However, I had a LOT planned for this fanfic, and a deep desire to see it through, especially since reviews have been so overwhelmingly positive. Most readers are VERY happy with the personalities I gave Minato and Hamuko, and despite having been warned before writing it that their medical conditions would alienate readers, people have been surprisingly happy about them. The pacing has also been praised. While having similar issues holding it back as Ties That Bind, it's more likely to be continued than that. Upcoming Fanfics Undertale: Speaking in Hands After selling her soul to Chara, Frisk has tried many times to to undo her genocide. Maybe, with the help of a man scattered across time and space, she can find a way to break free. All she needs to do is learn how to speak in hands. Haruhi Suzumiya: Being Human This is a retelling of Haruhi Suzumiya where instead of being an alien, time traveler, and esper, Yuki, Mikuru, and Itsuki are a ghost, werewolf, and vampire. DanMachi: Children of Hades: Off the Record In the same vain as Unknown Origins: Off the Record, this will feature miscellaneous information about Children of Hades. Specifically, I will be doing profiles for the Hestia Familia and Hades Familia members that didn't get profiles in Children of Hades or Standing United, including the mysterious Hades Familia Lieutenant Morn Rower. The Devil Is a Part-Timer: The Devil Next to Me This will be a Maou x Chiho fanfic about her feelings standing next to Maou all day at work but not being very much closer than that, and her attempts to try and get him to see her as more than just a friend and co-worker. It will be sexy, but hopefully not shamelessly smutty, though I won't be afraid to go into lemon territory. |
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