Yamazakurahide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, and Naruto. Ok, frank warning - English is not my native language. I do my best, and sometimes have others beta-read my texts, but they are far from perfect in grammatical sense. I'm working on rewriting. Concrit is always appreciated. Numerical Analysis is discontinued. I'm no longer writing for Naruto fandom, and whatever I've written for the year that passed since I posted the last chapter, was in Russian. I know that many of you liked the story and found it worth the time you spent on it, but I don't have any intention of writing further. I'm sorry. If any one of you, gentle readers, feels capable of continuing the story - either by yourself or with the help of my notes, feel free to do it. I would appreciate, though, if you give me a link to your work. Thank you. |
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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3910 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Marked by Jutsu by Minerva Teller of tales reviews
Music brought us together, but can tear us apart. I don't want to waste this chance to fix the past. Future AU, Naruto-centric Yaoi, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,416 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/1/2004
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Disadvantaged Children by thetwistedtruth reviews
Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,222 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
To Walk a Narrow Path by Dragongirl16 reviews
The sequel to Faith. Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good. HD slash, post book 4 AU HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,755 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Thief's Kiss by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto is the phantom thief. Sasuke is an investigator determined to catch him, at all costs [SasuNaru AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Just like Heroine by sugarswirls reviews
Sasuke's life has taken a downward spiral since the murder of his family, but his life is flipped upside down when he meets a sweet, blonde haired girl named Naruto. But there's more to Naruto than meets the eye... Highschool AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,758 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cracks in the Sidewalk by 1957 reviews
AU. Naruto's life revolves around music, and he hopes to start a band. Sasuke is a transfer student with a knack for composition and a secret love for rock n' roll. SasuNaru GaaNaru NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Byakuya by Constructor reviews
Yaoi. SasuNaru GaaNaru and NejiNaru flirting. Naruto can feel it sometimes, the Kyuubi's chakra reeling out of control. Great. Now all he has to do is resist the urge to rip out Irukasensei's throat. Brilliant. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,715 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Secret by antagonistic reviews
[OneShot SasuNaru] Naruto has a hot secret... and guess who accidentally walks in on him on the act? Of course, this proves to be a beautiful oppurtunity for Naruto to play a little game with the Perfect Uchiha... but we all know Sasuke ALWAYS wins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Debate by cutiechibi reviews
Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damn Ears by AkaiTsume reviews
a.k.a. Attack of the LOTR fans. Warnings: Crack fic and Hirulingo.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Synchronicity by oncewas reviews
The consequences of failing. Hollow!Ichigo and Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K. - Complete
Training with Jounin by demonrubberducky reviews
KxI Iruka gets invited to a special Jounin training session, but it turns out the stakes are higher than he knew.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,856 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Story of my Life by Kali Swifteye reviews
UNDER GOING SERIOUS REVISION. HAD TO TAKE A LONG BREAK, BUT AM BACK AND SO EXCITED TO MAKE THIS STORY EVEN BETTER! Will let you know when it's all done, am looking for GOOD beta to help out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,060 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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Darkness in your palm reviews
[SN, yaoi] They start with fake eyelashes, glueing them carefully to his eyelids...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Numerical Analysis reviews
They say University years are the best in your life. True, maybe, but not when your godfather has problems with the police, your friends are novice hackers and there's a bunch of streetracers ogling you. Love? Don't even mention! SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rules of Popularity reviews
...and of course he was the football team’s quarterback. Who else would the captain of the cheerleading squad be going out with?[AU, SasuNaru, yaoi] twoshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fear and loathing in Konoha reviews
[SasuNaru] A serie of challenge drabbles, humorous and a little bit crackish. 7. The Uke season
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Herr Mannelig reviews
Sir Mannelig, Sir Mannelig, won't you marry me, For all that I'll gladly give you? You may answer only 'yes' or 'no', Will you do so or no? [SasuNaru, AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sorry reviews
[SasuNaru. Sort of. The crackiest crack.]Something, Naruto thinks, no one knows. Something, Sasuke doesn’t want to remember. Something that had happened before they met for the first time after Sasuke’s betrayal… and yet something, involving both of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
French Kissing reviews
[SasuNaru and primarily pure CRACK] There is something about Naruto's behavior Sasuke doesn't like... All those encounters...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Again reviews
Pain. Blood. Darkness. Those terrifying words are nothing but pointless letters to me. [crossover with BBI]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Reviving Assassination reviews
[sasunaru] It was yet another assassination attempt. How many were there Konohomaru couldn't tell...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Evening reviews
A crack drabble. Final day of fighting with Zangetsu for Ichigo to achieve his bankai is ahead. Yoruichi gives him some time to rest and talks with him. [YoruIchi]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
I Envy You reviews
First moments of Envy's existing... [written long before Envy's true origin was enlightened]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Envy - Complete
