God, how did you come up with this? Utterly hilarious!

NAUTO IS UKE UKE I TELL YA
UKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol. This is great. Good job! :)

Hahaha! Lmao. The first time, I thought it's just the same but I discovered the world of lemons and I thought totally SasuNaru! But Naruto can be a naive seme too xD So my final personal favorite is SASUNARUSASU! SasuNaru goodness with occasional NaruSasu are awesome!

god... I was laughing so hard :D

Hahaha definitely iam in sai's team

This whole story is ridiculous...in the best way possible.
Sai, of all people, getting emotional when arguing something like this?
Love how Orochimaru's just like, 'damn, knew this would happen' and doesn't even seem to care that the person with the body he wants to possess just totally abandoned him.

XD You are such a fucking amazing person I wish I could meet you

Hahahhaaaaaaa...LOLLLL. I love this fic, and I love our fandom. We're frickin nuts, but we make crazy awesome. Loved the clamp references btw. Seishirou and Subaruuu. You woke up the fangirl in me. Hehe, keep writing! Orochimaru and Kabuto were hilarious.

one word: AWESOME!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA

Laughing my butt off at the moment. This is priceless... Glad I found this little Gem.

I started with Sasuke seme but over time Naruto Seme has popped up in my reading only under specific circumstances. I will have to agree with Sakura if we are taking canon, Sasuke is a seme. Sai needs to stop reading books on people, I think it's screwing up his perception on the couple Haha

hehe

Nice.

Lol, I agree, the Naruto fandom is too fixated on pairings. Sasunaru/Narusasu is all the same to me :)