Twisted Mackeralhide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for Legend of Zelda, Dragon Ball Z, Ranma, Super Smash Brothers, X-Men: Evolution, and Half-Life. A little of me: I'm now twenty whole years of age and not getting any younger, I'm attending University. I enjoy writing, or did do until English classes beat it out of me. I like the Zelda Universe, particularly the Gerudo areas :P . My writings tend to be crude. Whenever I try to stray away from the baseness of Gerudo Fortress stories, I tend to get fall asleep by the second chapter. To those who take the time to review, thank you too. You have improved my day and, for a moment, validated my existence. Mass disclaimer: I don't own Jack. | |||||||
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Apollonia by Dr Heathbrook reviews
The oldest story in the book. A Gerudo and a Hylian. Comments appreciated. Newly updated in May 2011... it's a miracle!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008
She's the man euh Elf by DarkAngel-Jessie reviews
Two girls were transported to MiddleEarth by an accident. The Valar graced them with Elven bodies, but one girl don’t like it very much. How will they survive without telling anyone about the future of MiddleEarth. Full summary inside RXR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,536 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Elrohir, Glorfindel
Friends Old and New by Kizmet reviews
YYH x Ranma When an assignment takes the Reikai Tantei to Nerima things will never be the same for the NWC as Ranma begins developing some new friendships and seeing relationships in a new light. Ch.39: Furinkan Reruns
Crossover - Ranma & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 194,421 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Ranma, Kurama M.
Housemaid of Evil by Andrea Foxx reviews
It's either get a job or get a husband, and Brigit Andremede is not exactly 'wife' material. In the face of her father's ire, she picks the only logical occupation... a maid for Ganondorf? Now, if only the Great King of Evil can get her to stop smiling...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008
The Darkness Within by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor's regenerations have never been smooth. But something went wrong last time. Really wrong and a piece of one was left behind. What happens when he doesn't like the way things are going? Very dark
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,970 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008
The Passing by Kurai Hitokiri reviews
Link is tortured to death full of regrets of things he couldn't do for his Love. Graphic violence, do not read if soft hearted and easily swayed by blood.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Link, Zelda
Hocus Pocus by Colb-a-nater reviews
This is what could've happened right after Ash met the Poké Witch and got turned into a Pikachu. Lots of action and based completely off of the Pokémon anime!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,179 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008
An Awoken Evil by K.M reviews
Transformation fic. An evil that was sealed away long ago is unknowingly released. It then quickly sets its sights on Ash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2008
Insertion by ContraBardus reviews
Two authors write a Ranma 1/2 self insertion...but something goes wrong...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 610,929 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 2/24/2001
The Dragon and the Ghost by ContraBardus reviews
A fantasy adventure using Ranma 1/2 characters
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,274 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 12/10/2000
Oops! by K.M reviews
Ashchu Transformation fic. Warning! Reviews contain spoilers to the fic. Lily is still trying to perfect that spell that she once used on Ash, but she still hasn't quite gotten it right yet.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
The Pink Materia by Makio reviews
Curiosity killed the cat Cloud turns into something a little more provacative
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
To the Moon and Back by Snowsilver reviews
A first person account of Majora's Mask, through the eyes of a 'different' perspective. Newest Part: The Carnival of Time and confronting Skull Kid...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,685 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 5/23/2004
Neko's Mate by Shall-Iin reviews
Rated for Strong Language! What does Ranma think of the people around him while he's trapped in the nekoken?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,739 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Ranma, Akane
The Biding Place by C. Bracken reviews
Link's shadow considers his existence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Dark Link - Complete
Once Upon a Clefairy by Cyberweasel89 reviews
What happens when a girl stumbles upon a Clefairy ritual and the Clefairy turn HER into a Clefairy? Instant fluff and magic!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005
Harry Potter and the Chromosonal Potion by Adam Douglas reviews
What happens when a potion changes Harry's gender? Pretty straight foward, give it a shot! Erm... not a slash! updated 6.17.05 with chapter 9... 6.18.05 updated with chapter 10.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Harry P.
Sleepover by Ranko-chan11 reviews
Ranma goes to his first sleepover...things just aren't what he had thought it'd be like. (Ok please note that this is my first Fanfic)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2005
Dreamers by Ourania reviews
A Link/Malon fanfic. What would have happened if there were two Heroes of Time? What if they fell in love with eachother? I've added some things to the older chapters, they aren't essential things just something to explain it better.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,928 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 7/16/2002
Of Curses and Odd Hair Colors by esantin reviews
Divergence from book 24(22) onward. Ryouga returns to Nerima, but something's gone wrong. He is now a she, and it seems to be permanent! There's a cure, supposedly, but knowing and having are two different things, especially considering the competition...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,732 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 11/7/2001
Me Mercury by Sailor Sun5 reviews
[complete] I went to sleep and woke up a cartoon. Not only was I a cartoon, but a female cartoon. Somehow I switched bodies with Sailor Mercury. This has to be a dream. Right? :: Please Review::
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,297 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury - Complete
The Dinner Party by Triforce90 reviews
Link goes to a party at the castle, but once he gets there, he has a weird feeling. Nobody else but him can see the stack of sponge cakes in the corner... This is what happens when I try to write Drama fics! Read if you dare... I can't do this for beans..
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
The Book of the Dead by Death Sleepers reviews
This is the Book of the Dead. Inside contains a complete reference guide and tuition book to the world of the Dead and it's inhabitants. Please R&R, and I made up loads in this so I'm not sure whether it's true or not. Read read read!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Complete
NeoLand by Yoshi X2 reviews
Neo has done it now! He changed the matrix into a theme park! How will this affect Morpheus' little remaining sanity? Find out this and more! Please R&R
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
A Night with My Hero by Miss Maudlin reviews
DISCONTINUED Goes into the mind of Zelda as she is disguised as her alias Sheik. Watching and being with Link causes love to bloom unexpectedly, but that must be kept secret until that fateful day when she can reveal herself as the Princess of Hyrule...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Sheik, Link
An Unexpected Turn by Demino reviews
Ryoga falls from the cliffs at Jusenkyo, and hit his head before landing in the spring of drowned Musk girl.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,670 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 6/7/2002 - Ryoga, Ranma
Blood and Stone by JessiWeird reviews
Set free by a defeat, the spirit formerly entrapped in Majora's Mask is thirsting for revenge. Seven years after the battle that defeated the moon, it first sets its sight on Link, but then sights a much larger target. Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 2/1/2004
Schism by Aevir reviews
Sheik meets a young woman on a mission to destroy the Mask of Truth, during the slumber of the Hero of Time, and has to face the question of who he truly is: Sheik or Zelda? Yes, it's pure angst, but it does deal with some deeper issues too.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,806 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2004
The Replacement by CRose reviews
Ranma vs Ryoko Round 3!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 127,480 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 9/12/2001
Following Rules by The Wielder of the Glaive reviews
Mousse will do anything for Shampoo's hand...even if it means asking Ranma to train him. Shampoo and Mousse Fic. R&R please!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
What if Things Were Different by Aloria reviews
What if Sephiroth had been born female? what if she still thought she was a guy? [on hold till inspiration strikes]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,715 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 12/21/2001 - Sephiroth
Switching Spaces by Ninmast reviews
A spell goes haywire, and Link and Zelda's genders get switched. This is just for fun, and is NOT yaoi. This is only a one-chapter story, so it is COMPLETE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
A Not so Simple Wish by Ebiris reviews
Ranma wishes to be free of the nyannichuan curse, but cursed objects never make things too simple. Now a permanantly female Ranma is stuck in a world where Ranma was never cursed, and the only way to return home (fully cured) is to win Ranma-kun's love.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,982 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
Shape Shifting... by Tofu-chan reviews
Washu has devised a way for the Tenchi gang to 'shape shift', but only once! Read to find out how each of them use their one chance!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2002 - Published: 8/17/2002
Dystopia by Latifah27 reviews
20,000 years in the future, Hyrule has a new hero, a young woman who is a descendant of Link. Rated R because future chapters will have some blood, and it has some suggestive dialogue and implied slash.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2001 - Published: 6/8/2001
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Ganolink? Linkon? Ganink? Galink? reviews
Kawaii Ganondorf!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Ganondorf, Link
They fill you with the faults they had reviews
And add some extra, just for you.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Ganondorf, Nabooru
Meet the Protagonist reviews
A Team Fortress 2 story. I apologize for befouling the Half-Life section but there's no Team Fortress section to correctly befoul. A new Medic joins Red Team.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2008
Bridging reviews
Everybody loves Gerudo. Right?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2008
The Heroine of Time or Link the Big Girly Girl reviews
Link gets turned into a girl, Ranma style; then into a woman, passing of time style; then finally, probably, Princess Zelda, imposter style.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Link, Sheik
Super Smash Lovers reviews
New combatants lead to new tensions among the veterans, and Link finds competition in the form of a guntoting, boxloving manmachine.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Tideless reviews
Rewritten after a reread so that Link is no longer female and with many of the glaring inconsistencies fixed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Link, Navi
The Story That I Don't Remember Writing reviews
Was I drunk? Judging by the quality, yes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Link
Bad Parenting reviews
I don't know what I have about Mystique's children. I just like the idea of having a merciless killer for a parent. Reminds me of me.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Mystique/Raven D.
Ryouga Revealed reviews
What would happen if Akane discovered P-Chan's secret?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Ryoga, Akane
SSB vs Playstationians reviews
The Playstationians, sworn enemies of the Super Smash Brothers, move into town.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2005
My First Dragonball Fic reviews
A female Saiyan is an excuse for yet more fighting between the male Saiyans of Earth. Lots of babies. The end.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Gohan, Trunks
Welcome to the Fortress reviews
Bored with castle life, Link's son goes to visit the tribe of warrior women. As you do.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,270 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Link, Fierce Deity
Showdown reviews
Life is so much harder without a shiny, rainbow bridge.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Link, Ganondorf
Weakest link reviews
Not my proudest title, I'll admit.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Zelda, Link
