"I am very sorry for my sisters' behavior."
Maika sat in front of Glynda Goodwicth. She came after the missed triplets, and once Jaune sent her a message informing of what the trio did, she rushed to Beacon in an attempt to save them from the strict teacher punishment. Suffice to say that Glynda was not amused over their antics.
"I can understand the three of them being the youngest of you doing something like that, but there is still the case of Chia and Micaela scaring and/or shaming our students. And don't even get me started with Mia's constant illegal entry in our systems." Maika didn't change her calm expression.
"They are just too attached to Jaune and want to keep him safe and happy."
"That includes you falsifying his transcripts to enroll an unprepared person into a dangerous place like this?" Once again, Maika Arc kept her perfect poker face, one that no one could ever read. "And don't try to deny it. It is incredible what Dia Arc will confess when threatened into cleaning the boy's bathrooms."
"Is Jaune in trouble?" She asked, and Glynda waited a few moments before talking again.
"Ozpin was aware of his… academic record from the beginning. I discovered it myself a few weeks after classes started. The reason your brother is allowed to stay is his impressive improvement in such short time under Ms. Nikos tutelage. I was surprised they became a pair, considering we programmed the launch pads to make her land near to Ms. Schnee… Mia messed with that, didn't she?"
"I neither confirm nor deny anything." Maika answered and Glynda sighed.
"While this really messed with the team make-up, it ended up for the better. Ms. Schnee really improved her personality with her team, as it was a good influence on the young Ms. Rose. So, no, Mr. Arc place at Beacon is not in danger." For the first time Maika smiled.
"You like him."
"My opinion on your brother has no influence on his permanence here, Maika."
"You like him." Glynda sighed again.
"Just… keep your sisters under control, do not create problems to him, and especially to me. I will be lenient this time, but next time I will give them a deserved punishment. Oh, and tell them I can always punish Mr. Arc on their behalf. Are we clear?"
"Crystal as always."
…
Maika found her six sisters in the main hall. Mia, Chia and Micaela came with her in search of the triplets. Or so they said but the eldest Arc sister knew they just wanted to see Jaune and mess around. As soon as the six girls saw their sister they aligned like soldiers in an inspection, what was not far from the truth. The triplets were already in their normal attires, battle dresses similar to Ruby's, Chia in her business suit, Micaela in shorts, a tank top and a biker jacket and long boots and Mia in a jumpsuit with a white lab coat over it. Maika used a white and yellow long dress as she stood before the sisters.
"What you all have to say for yourselves?"
"In Mia's defense, Mia wants to say it was your entire fault for sending Jaune so far away from us." Maika silenced Mia with a stare.
"Look, I miss him a lot too, but he is here to realize his dream. So, please, can't we all try a little harder to not make this harder for him?" They all nodded, and Maika finally felt relieved.
"So, it wasn't that bad. No punishment after all." Noir commented, and Maika approached her.
"Oh, Ms. Goodwitch might have forgiven you all. But you know, I am no Ms. Goodwitch. All of you are grounded for a month in the castle." They all complained, except Mia that laughed about it. "Mia, I am cutting the power supply to your computer dungeon."
"This is a crime against humanity and Mia will not stand for it!" she protested and the seven sisters started a discussion. They only stopped when a voice called them.
"If you all don't stop yelling Ms. Goodwitch will come and punish you." They turned to see Jaune in his school uniform given a stern look at them, before smiling. "Maika, no harm has being done, so how about a week and Mia can use her dungeon for two hours a day."
"If you say so." Maika smiled at Jaune, he was always a softie.
"Now that we put that behind us, how about a hug?"
The seven girls jumped on Jaune and hugged him tightly, almost suffocating him. He just laughed and hugged them back, as that was the first time since he entered Beacon that all of his sisters where there, and they all were very close to begin with. As they laughed and hugged, Jaune noticed two heads that weren't blonde in the middle of them.
"Ruby, Nora?" He asked and the two girls smiled.
"It is a group hug! How I could miss it, especially with our valiant leader and his sisters?" Nora spoke first.
"Yeah! The more the better!" Jaune laughed at the duo, and they watched his friends were nearby.
"I think there are five others that need to be thrown in this hug." He commented and all of them turned their heads.
They all looked at Weiss, Blake, Yang, Ren and Pyrrha standing nearby, and before they could react they were all thrown in the group hug. Weiss protested a lot as she was trying to get out of the sea of blonde hair. Blake was probably too shocked to react. Ren couldn't complain much, especially as Nora was smashing his ribs and taking his breath away. Pyrrha couldn't be happier, especially when she felt Jaune's arms around her. Yang was also all happiness about that.
"OK, OK, enough!" Maika declared as they finally break out of the bone crushing group hug, and they needed a few moments to recover. "So, how about lunch?"
They all celebrated at the mention of food.
…
The Beacon cooks probably weren't as happy, considering the entire extra job they had to feed the Arc sisters. Gluttony was probably a word coined for them, considering the huge plates of food they all demanded, even Maika. Jaune was used to it and just talked and ate away, but everyone else was a bit too shocked.
"You all have to tell me how you can eat that much and keep your figures." Yang spoke to Micaela.
"Arc genes, Yang. Not something you can acquire… unless you convince Jaune to give you some of his." Micaela wiggled her eyebrows while Jaune almost gagged on his nuggets.
"Come on lover boy, don't act like you wouldn't like to share some genes with me, eh?"
"WE ARE EATING HERE!" Savannah and Weiss shouted at the same time.
"This is really inappropriate." Pyrrha said as she almost instinctively drew herself close to Jaune as she patted his back.
"I am pretty sure my brother has enough genes to OUCH!" Maika slapped the back of Micaela's head.
"Come on, big brother; tell us which one of them you like the most! It is Pyrrha, right?" Noir started, and Jaune once again was red as a beet, while Pyrrha also had pink cheeks, but wanted the answer too.
"Or it is Yang? She looks really happy sitting by your side?" Dia chimed in, Yang didn't know why but she also blushed as she realized she was indeed sitting by his side. Jaune was going to say something when the table started shaking; only stopping when Maika hit the back of Chia's head.
"Chia, they are nice girls and our friends, no terrorizing them… until they really start dating our brother." Maika stared at Pyrrha and Yang and gave them a warm smile. "Though maybe we will not need to do it?"
"Wait, Yang, are you interested in Jaune?" Ruby questioned her sister.
"Yes, Yang, are you?" Pyrrha also questioned, but her voice carried a different tone.
"Wait, what?" She questioned surprised, Jaune just hiding his head between his arms.
"Yes, Yang, you really like to tease him." Weiss added fuel to the fire. Yang blushed hard at that, while Pyrrha locked her eyes on the blonde brawler.
"Come on! I tease everyone! If that was a sign of love, Cardin would be Jaune's biggest admirer!" Yang got up and pointed at CRDL's table.
The seven Arc sisters stopped talking, and turned their heads, slowly and incredible creepily, towards the direction Yang was pointing. There was a long moment of silence, and even team CRDL stopped talking and eating as they felt the stare they were receiving. Their table started to shake.
"Oh, so that boy is the one called Cardin…" Maika said, calmly.
"Mia thinks we should introduce ourselves, right?" Chia just started laughing, and Jaune finally realized what they were going to do when the seven blonde girls got up and walked towards Cardin.
"OH, nononononono! I don't want to tell mom why you all get in jail!" He rushed after them.
"Should we stop them?" Ruby asked the rest of her friends.
"Do we want to?" Blake answered, and they all considered that for a moment before they heard a scream.
"BLOODY HELL!"
"Leave the legses to me!" Nora jumped off the table and into the fray, soon followed by Ren.
"NORA!"
"I need to aid my comrades." Pyrrha spoke as she too got up and walked towards the brawl.
"I think we better not get involved. I don't want to even know what Ms. Goodwicth punishment would be." Weiss commented as she checked her fingernails.
"FUCK ALL DAMN DUMB BLONDES!"
"OK, that is now personal." Yang got up and soon everyone on team RWBY followed her, if for nothing else to protect whoever shouted that comment.
…
"Will you interfere?" Ozpin asked Glynda as both watched the brawl unfolding in the mess hall.
"Yes, but team CRDL really needed a punishment over their underwear stealing antics, so maybe they could wait a few more moments." She answered as she watched what could only be described as mindless destruction and attempted murder.
"I see, just don't wait too long. I am pretty sure Nora and Chia are actively trying to cripple Mr. Winchester."
Glynda nodded. Yet she decided to wait a few more moments.
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A.N.: That is it for this story. I have way more fun writing silly stuff than serious ones, so my next story will be all about silly fun. I am actually trying to decide what my next story will be. Probably something more on the comedy side with plenty of silly romance, but more focused on the canon characters than OC ones. :3