Er... Yeah. This is me. :)

I love me some really well written crack-pairings. Or at least, pairings that aren't explored so much in the main show. Shows already explore main pairings already, so why go to Fanfiction to read that stuff? Well there are tons of reasons why, but come on, you gotta come here and read the weirdest couples ever. Like Jaune x Arslan. Why not? XD

I've got a few nifty ideas of what I should do for another story.

I don't mind if you borrow and idea from me as well. As long as it isn't absolute crap. - And PM me if you do 'cause I wanna read it.

I keep updating my profile because I'm procrastinating from writing more chapters for AAA and AIS. Shrug. Not really procrastinating if I already got the next few chapters ready to iron out.

Er.

If you're rich and like giving money away, I really don't mind having some. XD I have a P-atreon page which is... pretty sparse and uninspiring. P-atreon website, /Potnpan, just ignore the dash in the middle of the word. Pretty simple. Uh. Yeah. Don't need to though, so... You can ignore this if you want to.

Melting Pot (Jaune)

Jaune wasn't the best student in Beacon Academy. Heck, he probably didn't even place in the top two-thirds of first years! When he realizes that there's a big possibility of him failing his first year as a Huntsman, Jaune knew it was time to find another way to boost his grades... Extra credit! And what better way to do it than to be a... Cafeteria Aide?

Lapse (Family Cinder x Ruby)

Pain. Confusion. Agony. A lot of things went through Cinder's mind when she woke up, but what didn't go through her mind was just as curious as what went through it. Who was the girl beside her? And what was she doing here? As a matter of fact... Who was she?

"Who am I?"

Defrost (Jaune x Weiss)

Life was hard on the weary. And Jaune, after losing so much, became cold. Now it's Weiss's turn to defrost a tired man before he sends himself to the grave.

"Life isn't always sunshine and rainbows sweetheart." Jaune said bitterly.

"I know," Weiss replied, touching his cheek, "But you taught me that sometimes it is."

Mistakes I haven't Yet Committed (Jaune)

His name was Jaune. A veteran of the Grimm war waged against Salem. He lost friends, killed more than he could count- Wait a second. That's not right. No. His name was Jaune. A newly accepted Huntsman going into Beacon with a forged transcript. No, that wasn't right either. He was Jaune Arc, experienced, naive, hardened, soft hearted boy who had lost everything and nothing.

The Mechanic (Jaune x Ruby)

Jaune, after seeing that he would inherit Crocea Mors, found himself to be dissapointed. Because of this, he turns into a bit of a weapons fanatic, eager to learn and make a weapon a thousand times better than Crocea Mors. In doing so, he makes a few friends in funny places.

Infuriating (Jaune x Harem)

Jaune wasn't a very amazing guy. He knew this. He was sure everyone knew this. So as he starts Beacon, he decides to try and stay away from the limelight, and tries not to interact with anyone, especially the girls. But when he does, he finds himself to be accidentally charming people left and right, and in doing so, gain a following. Where the girls are a little more open-minded, and can see Jaune for who he really is. But dammit why can't he?

No Strings on Me (Jaune x Neo)

Jaune never knew her name. She didn't ever really talk. What Jaune did know was that she loved to have her fun, no matter what, and did what she wanted without holding that. That terrified him. That thrilled him. It doesn't take long for Jaune to fall in love with her, and it takes everything he has to make her feel the same. Not to mention her more... criminally inclined habits.

(This one... This one's probably going to be very hard for me to write. But I'm willing and ready for a challenge... but gods will I need some time for this story XD Probably going to be one of the later works I'll write.)

Damsel in Distress (Jaune x Emerald)

Jaune was the type of person who could never leave a woman in need alone. But Emerald never needed a man to help her with anything. Did she? As time goes by, Emerald can't help but question the thought as she shows up in his room more times than she would like to admit.

Crazy Talk (Jaune x Nora)

Nora knew there was something special about their leader. Maybe it was because he could keep up with her conversations, something only Ren's been able to do for such a long time. When Ren finds that someone special in his life, Nora is forced to reconsider that maybe, just maybe, they weren't meant to be together. So when Jaune decides to help her out, maybe it wouldn't hurt for her to...?

Jaune-y Phantom

Ozpin decides to experiment in a way to bring in other sources of power to fight off the Grimm. In doing so, he builds a portal to another dimension, which doesn't seem to work very well. Jaune stumbles in on it one day and accidentally powers it on, effectively killing him... but not really. He also lets several beings escape from the portal. Can Jaune figure out his new powers before the ghosts decide to kill him?

It's not always Love at First Sight (Yang x Blake)

Yang had never really been one to deny her feelings. Blake has always been the one to run away from hers. So when Yang finally confesses to Blake, Blake thinks it's better to just be friends. Yang concedes, but that doesn't really mean she's giving up yet. A story of a one-sided love that turns mutual after a slow buildup.

(This one... I'm not so sure about. I ain't a girl and so I've never had a girl x girl relationship. I can probably pull off Yang pretty easily... but I may need a beta of some sorts who can understand how Blake would react to things for me to write a good story about this.)

The Darkest of Days (Jaune)

When Jaune hits an all time low, he wishes that he were never born. Little did he know that the wish was going to be granted! Read along as Jaune travels through the world where Jaune was just... never there! Will things be better... or worse?

Tattoos that Resemble... (Jaune)

Jaune's semblance had always been more trouble than he thought it was worth. Where Jaune is being chased after by every school in Remnant because of his unique semblance, and all Jaune really wants them to do is stay away.

Chicken Soup for the Semblance (Jaune x RWBY)

Jaune has an amazing talent. Cooking! Getting forced to go into college when all he's wanted to do was cook, Jaune decides that he's going to graduate as quickly as he possibly can and make as many friends as possible. Watch as Jaune traipses into the lives of every girl on team RWBY, and makes them fall in love with his cooking, and maybe even him!

Bad DayZ (Jaune)

Grimm weren't really a thing in Remnant. They didn't ever really have to fight against monsters. Or at least, they never had to do it in a way they thought. Enter Hunters, people who serve against the forces of the dead who rise to attack the living. Where a single bite or scratch could spell the end for you, Jaune tries to live his lifestyle with a... sword? Getting up close and personal may not be the smartest idea here, Jauney.

The Heiress's BodyGuard (Jaune x Weiss)

Jaune never really went to a Hunter Academy. With a semblance that allows him to do the wondorous and impossible, he didn't really ever need to. But in the end, he's still propelled into the works of it, first by being abducted by the Schnee Family as a bodyguard, and then getting wrapped up in the politics of the world. What else will befall of him? Dishonored Crossover

Jaune of Vale (Jaune)

Orphaned at a young age, Jaune is adopted by a man who proceeds to teach Jaune the intricacies of swordsmanship, tracking, and a specific magic called Signs. After several years of hard work, Jaune graduates to become something that even the greatest of Grimm would fear: a Witcher. Now, earning his place in the world, he goes off to make money for himself, only to stumble a few years after the 'Cinder Crisis' into former Beacon students.

Bipolar (Yang x Weiss)

Oil and Water, Light and Dark. Fire and Ice. Normally, none of these mix very well together. Normal wasn't something Yang did very well though, and Weiss was anything but normal.

College Days (A little bit of Everyone)

A series of stories about the happenstances of colleges, and what happens therein. Parallel Pairings, where it's pretty much set to the theme of a visual novel, or Amagami SS

These stories sound wonderful to me... but seeing as how I need to focus on getting scholarships and studying and the like... yeah, its gonna be some time before I post up all of those stories. Maybe I'll post a fourth one. But holy hell that would be some insane effort.

Maybe.

But enough procrastinating I guess. Time to go back to writing XD.