I am the one who is strangest of all! ALL HAIL ALLMIGHTY BOB! (My pic is from Dr. Demento's Site at . It's the closest thing I have on hand.) And for anyone from the Langham Creek school, yes I am the one and only Crazy Rob! NOTE: Effective Immediately, I am no longer to be refered to as "Cyber Blastoise". My horizons are now so broad that only "Crazy Rob" shall be adequate.

A NOTE IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS: Please, please before you fire off a report for an infraction, email me about it. I check my email often and have geniune concern if you believe I've made an error. Getting stories removed causes me to lose access to uploading for several days and is truly crippling if I've a story to publish. I have deleted Anime Airway for fear of permanently losing access to this site. PLEASE, think about what you're doing when you fire off complaints.

ON ANONYMOUS REVIEWS: I understand, really, that not everyone who accesses this site wants to make an account just to comment. Really, I do. If you want to praise me anonymously, that's fine- my ego is a fragile one after the hellish years of high school and likes praise. If you have critiques, and they are well written and not simply calling things stupid or lazy, I will let them be. If you want to call me a deranged psychopath who is clearly delusional, then by all means do so. I did when I reviewed myself, and if I call myself psychotic, then so can you. What I won't leave up are rude reviews that insult me AND my other critics, or invitations to defend my work or debate in the review section. I took the bait once, and that's that. If you really, really, REALLY want to write a short story's worth of information of how badly I did, make an account and review. Or PM me, and we can talk one on one, even if your query is just "what the hell is wrong with you?".

Yes, deleting rude reviews may seem a bit Orwellian, but I think the feature exists for such things.

I do these writings for amusement, both mine and yours. If they amuse you, great. If they make you think, better.

Peace out.

-Crazy Rob

4/30/14- I am aware it's been a long, long time since I've written. I have not given up on my stories, I just have a metric f-ton of things to do. (For the record, a metric f-ton is equal to n x 3, where n is the maximum workload a person can be reasonably assumed to handle.) I will return!