Annoying Freak
(parody of "Minority")

(Scene: Clock Town from Majora's Mask. Right after Anju and Kafei got hitched.)


Cyber Blastoise: Well, now that I've beaten the game, might as well PO everyone in it...

Mr. Wacked: Ready?

CB: Yeah. You ready, Mr. Mxstpltfc? (From Superman: Animated series)

Mr. M: Yeah, ready and revvin' to rock this 16th century dump!

Warner bros: (includes Dot) Ready

CB: A one, a two, a one two three four...!



(The trio jumps on a metal float with speakers and amiplifiers galore)

I wanna be the annoying freak,
Cuz my farts really do reek
Hey, everybody, why can't you see?
I wanna be the annoying freak!

(Scene of Kafei and Anju in bed. [TAKE A WILD GUESS AS TO WHAT THEY'RE DOING!] They jump, as CB's has the speakers turned all the way up.)

Kafei: What the hell...? (Runs to window)

Anju: (Shit. And right when it was getting good...)

I pledge allegiance to my underpants
(Holds up brown, sweaty white underwear. Mr. M and Wacked salute it. CB tosses it, and a male scream is heard.)
One nation under Bob
There of which I sit at home
A disgrace in a crowd (Everyone but CB puts on paper bags over their heads.)
Dung against a mold (Anju:ew!)
Without a doubt
(Warner. Bros. Pop in) He's spacing out
(All)What do we know?

Well,

I wanna be the annoying freak, (People are throwing rocks at him)
Cuz my farts really do reek (A bird falls from the sky)
Hey, everybody, why can't you see?
I wanna be the annoying freak!

Ran fresh out of twine, (Holds up a ball of twine, and tosses it. A crash and a cat meowing is heard.)
Like a dog runs out of turd
Ocarina of Time
With a stupid beat now
(All) But what do we know?

(Mr. M hands CB a huge flashlight)

One light, no mind
(Accidentlly points it at Kafei and Anju's window)
(Mr. M) They're flashing in the dark?!
Blinded by the rumbling of a thousand burrito farts,
[Link] (Holds up a Sword) For singing out loud!
CB: He screamed at me,
It's a free for all
Crowd: (Charges CB and co.) LET'S KILL THEM ALL!
Mr. M: LET'S GET OUTTA SIGHT!

(CB. And CO. run)
Well,

I wanna to be a LIVING freak!
Not some corpse in a stagnant creek
Our reputations gonna reek
CB: All because I had to be an annoying freak!

(Chase scene, CB and co. running around and around the float, and the jump on it. CB presses a button marked PANIC, and the float explodes, sending everyone skyward.)

CB: (In midair)
One fight, no mind
A bashing in the dark
Blinded by the silence of a thousand burrito farts,
Dot: WE'RE FALLING DOWN FAST!
CB: she screamed unto me,
We're in free fall,
God save us all,
WE DON'T WANNA DIE!

But,

I wanna to be a LIVING freak!
Not some corpse in a stagnant creek
Our reputations gonna reek
CB: All because I had to be an annoying freak!

I wanna be an annoying freak,
I wanna be an annoying freak,
I wanna be an annoying freak!

(Everyone but CB screams, who is playing the last few guitar strands of music. On the last note, he hits the ground, and there is a horribly musically incorrect TWANG!)

CB: Owie...