That's using the noggin. The old noodle. The cranial cranberry (I don't even know if this saying is a thing). Jaune is wily like a coyote, and didn't dull his mind smoking excessive peyote. Weiss needs a new spine. Good thing she's rich. Buy on the black market, or go cyborg like Jimmy boy. Why does "Jimmy" and "boy" go so well together? Might be the y on the end.

The truth was Jaune was still salty about being rejected. He was just supressing it

Oh God now this is perfection I was laughing like crazy the whole time I would recommend it to everyone.

Heh. That is funny. Thanks for the share.

Pyrrha sure needs her partner to work out a bit of stress. Kisses and hugs will do for now, but she will need a ring eventually.

This is my favourite one-shot
i've read it like 5 times now

Great story, but I am kinda bummed out that there isn't a second chapter with Jaune asking Pyrrha out, and telling her and Weiss that this was revenge for calling him a dunce.

Hahaha!
I'm dying of laughter... Hahaha!
Oh... Oh man.
That was funny

Beautiful! Well done, Jaune! This was actually very clever. I also kind of like the idea that, after Jaune gets Weiss out of his head, he suddenly that much sharper, as though Weiss was an impediment to his thought process. Then, once she's out, he's as clever as a fox.

giggling does not describe what i did while reading this chapter

and this my friends, and especially the a/n, is why Juane is my favorite character

This was great think you could make a series /story of a Jaune like this tricking everyone ?

we need more from this I want to see the white haired bitch flinch every time she sees red

are you going to post more chapters to this story like maybe the after math of the pyrrha / weiss beatdown? and the jaune asking pyrrha to be girlfriend?

yassssss badass Jaune always worth a read ! :D