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Author has written 1 story for Shadowrun. Name: My secret, call me Nameless Age: 22 Steam: nameless980 Occupation: Houseman, Restaurant work (wherever they throw mw) Hobbies: gaming, writing, drawing, anime, bad comedy. Update/Posting Schedule: whenever I can find the willpower to break through my depression/workschedule and actually write. Favorite quotes: "Perception dictates Reality" (me), "There is Nothing so overrated as sex, nor underrated as a good piss" (unknown drunk), "Today is not a good day to die" (Klingons all over) Hi, I write stuff in a detailed and often serious manner. Beyond that and the above, you will never know anything about me- and I like it that way, since a lot of what I write is probably dark enough to get me on a watchlist. As far as sexual things go, I do SFW mainly, but NSFW on request. In terms of blood, gore, and anything else. . . well, I have no limits beyond that which is reasonable for the context in which I've been requested to write. Inquire within for commission information and rates. I do any and all fandoms, o.c's, and furry stuff, but I reserve the right to request any information I deem necessary to make the best content I can. Not all of my content will be commissioned, but by all means enjoy it! |
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Addict by BigE2955 reviews
Things settled down in the Elemental Nations after the end of the war. But, that doesn't mean everything is normal. In fact, for Uzumaki Naruto it was the opposite - there was one unalienable fact about the blonde hero that would change his life forever: he was a sex addict. And that one thing would change his life forever. Naruto/Harem, many many lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,687 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 6/14/2018 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Temari
Remnant Inferis: DOOM by GamerJay reviews
Remnant never knew what true horror was until demons more terrifying than the Grimm arrived, seeking to conquer a world they think belongs to them. Nor the limits a warrior stripped of his humanity would push himself, and others, to exterminate the Slaves of Doom and their mortal allies. His path of perpetual torment continues and this time he will no longer be walking it alone...
Crossover - Doom & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 289,995 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Doomguy, Ozpin, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Dragonball: RPG Rebirth by Klldarkness reviews
An average guy, living an average life, dies. He soon discovers that life was a game in Alpha, and he's now being welcomed to the Beta. Join his journey into a world of superpowers, supervillains, and an ever-evolving game world that challenges his views on life and morality. (Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Dragonball GT, Dragonball Super, Gamer. Extreme AU!) Not So Complete!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 200,234 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 7/14/2017 - OC - Complete
Fight and Flight by TheRedPoet reviews
I'd promised Charity I'd keep her daughter safe and so I would.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 81,399 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/15/2019 - Published: 2/3/2015 - H. Dresden, Lash, Molly C.
I Am Ziz by Weldon Kenfield reviews
This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. SI as Ziz, the Simurgh, Her Unholyness of Feathers, with her along for the ride. Possibly (probably) inspired by a certain other series of fics. No longer just a plot bunny. Rated T for light, Worm-style swearing.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 3/21/2019 - Published: 2/4/2018 - Simurgh
The Legend of Remnant by LaughingLefou reviews
A story long forgotten. A legend buried. When the darkness of Remnant rises to a fevered pitch, the world answers, and a hero is reborn...(RWBY/Zelda Crossover)
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,761 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 2/25/2019 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Link, Ruby R., Jaune A.
The Best Mistake by The Ruff Pusher reviews
Though she was only doing it for a laugh, Grayfia's latest misadventure sends her straight into Issei's arms, and right onto his massive, throbbing... lovemaking skills. mature/smut/warning for tags inside
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,781 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 11/6/2018 - [H. Issei, Grayfia L.] - Complete
Umbra by MizukiYukiko reviews
Sasuke has a crush on an international pop-star, the Queen of J-Pop, as dubbed by Rolling Stone Magazine. Except, he doesn't, not really, anyway. SasukeXSakura. AkatsukiXSakura Friendship. Alternate Universe. 50 shinobi theme challenge #20. Springtime of youth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,586 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 6/16/2018 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Akatsuki
Gravity by DONOVAN94 reviews
Elaine Cousland's duty is done: the Archdemon is dead. Where she once thought to join her family at the Maker's side, instead she awakes on a strange world. Here, an evil both new and familiar has come, and as a Warden it is her responsibility to vanquish it. At any cost. She will join the strange ship that sails the stars, the Normandy, and defeat the Collectors. Once and for all.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 287,177 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 8/15/2017 - [Garrus V., Cousland] Tali'Zorah, Shepard - Complete
Sun-Scorned by Yojimbra reviews
A mysterious substance that had been brewing in Kaubto's lab gets splashed on Sakura. Sunlight causes her skin to boil, and she has an appitite for blood, that goes beyond wanting to kill. As the reality of her circumstances are brought to light will she give into the darkness or will she find something to sate her hunger, or perhaps a cure before its too late? Halloween fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/4/2018 - Published: 9/18/2018 - [Sakura H., Naruto U., Tayuya]
Remnant: The Land of Monsters and Men by Samnamikaze23 reviews
They thought they were remnants of a world long gone, they thought that the world through the Grimm had shown its worst, they were wrong. Uzumaki Naruto, once a person of pure heart, now wages war upon Remnant, stopping at nothing till it broke apart. Maybe they were right; that what some people really want, is to watch the world burn.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,613 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 7/23/2017 - Naruto U., Ruby R., Salem
I'm Sorry I Turned You Into A Girl by Yojimbra reviews
Warning: Do not attempt to mess with a seal when you have no idea what the fuck the seal does. Results may include death, famine, apocalypse, gender changing, hyper-attachment, random personality changes, yandere, and tsundere personalities. Fem Sasuke. Crack. The result of staying up till four AM. Now with Bonus Tayuya DLC! Review now to get access to this wonderful cat girl!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,479 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Tayuya - Complete
Dick in Crazy by Yojimbra reviews
He had no idea how she was alive, but damn did she make a convincing argument. Naruto x Tayuya. Basically sex and... actually just sex. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,108 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Naruto U., Tayuya, Hinata H.] - Complete
The More Things Change by justin.jossart reviews
What if Sasuke had been female? Instead of brotherly rivalry, Satsuki and Naruto share something much deeper. They understand each other in ways that no one else can. Will their bond be strong enough to save Satsuki from herself, or will Naruto follow her into the darkness? Follow an epic saga of love, action, betrayal, and redemption. Naruto/Fem!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,836 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H.
Uzumaki Stubbornness by Yojimbra reviews
Kushina's body survived the night of Kyuubi's attack. It eventually ended up under the control of Orochimaru. When Orochimaru used the Five Pronged Seal on Naruto Kushina's spirit traveled back into her body. And she wants it back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,904 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 7/14/2018 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Tayuya, Kushina U.
Gaming for Glory by Yoshtar reviews
I am... The Gamer: A beta-Tester for the most advanced reality-based game system out there, developed by Metasoft Industries. Summed up, it's an ARG on steroids... but it's also not on Earth, but rather a VERY familiar world you and I know as Remnant... it's a real place apparently, and it's where I am writing this from... RWBY says "hi"...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 211,214 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 7/4/2018 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Ozpin, OC, Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
A Fox and his Vixens by The Storm Master 567 reviews
Naruto gets thrown into a situation every man dream of after an amazing night at home. NarutoxKushinaxMassive harem. Rated M. Pure Smut. Also on Adult fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 188,880 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 4,509 - Follows: 4,024 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Naruto U., Mikoto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Once in a Shattered Moon by Solora Goldsun reviews
Jaune is a Huntsman, sworn to protect the religious, fearful town of Vale from Grimm and all other creatures of the night. Pyrrha is a werewolf alpha who is expected to one day become the leader of her pack. Nature has made them enemies. Fate has decided that they must work together in order to save both of their homes from destruction. (Cover art by Nicodemus Tibbitts.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 267,623 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 3/25/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] [Weiss S., Ruby R.] - Complete
Our Forgiven Lies by ScarletKittyKat reviews
In a life of the unwanted and the forgotten, many hold secrets that are dear to them. Lies to be unfolded, but should some of these lies be revealed? Or are they better left alone in the darkness. Ruby Rose is left with that choice, but she is not alone. Abuse warning. Modern AU. Slow burn milk&cereal, bumblebee, past arkos, past whiterose, renora.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,724 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 12/26/2016 - [Ruby R., Pyrrha N.] Weiss S., Blake B. - Complete
Five Summers by Solora Goldsun reviews
When Ren's family moves to another state, he stays in close contact with his childhood friend, Nora. A summer writing workshop opens in their hometown, giving him a way to be with his best friend for one month each year. During the following five summers, the two begin to realize the true value of their friendship, and the potential for it to become something more. (Modern AU.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,596 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/4/2018 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
The Night Nora Learned What Pyrrha Could Really Do by SweetPyrrha
The night Nora learned what her girlfriend Pyrrha could really do. Also if you like this support me on Patreon, all funds that I make will go to getting commissions of the stories I do! /SweetPyrrha
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Pyrrha N., Nora V. - Complete
Still Dreaming by Millie and Salt reviews
Ruby's been having odd dreams lately, the kind that she's reluctant to tell her friends about. Little does she know, Roman's been having the same dreams… I am Rosewick trash, sue me. Rated T for now, may become M rated later, depends. Post-Breach AU [since, you know, we don't know what happens next yet]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,993 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Ruby R., Roman T.]
Delusions of Grandeur by Millie and Salt reviews
Little more than a whim had brought Emerald to Vale, and some semblance of a man had become the one thing keeping her there. Pre-RWBY AU where Emerald traveled to Vale before meeting Cinder, I know I'm going to hell for this, say hello to Gemthief.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,294 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 2/24/2016 - [Roman T., Emerald S.]
In Plain Sight by Yoshtar reviews
No one likes it when their Mom tries to dictate their entire life to them... and Jaune has grown sick and tired of his trying to groom him into somehting he doens't want to be
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 191 - Published: 9/22/2017 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem
The Secrets of Love, Life, and Weapons by Cyberleader2000 reviews
It all started when Jaune, Ruby and Velvet decided to work on their group assignment at team CFVY's dorm and Coco decided that a little teasing was in order. This story was co-Written with blaiseingfire. Contains Smut, Yuri & Futa
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 12/26/2016 - [Jaune A., Coco A.] [Ruby R., Velvet S.]
Happy Hour At Seventh Heaven by Major Mike Powell III reviews
Co-op with Dawn of Chaos; Tifa and Lightning, blissfully wedded wives, vowed "No secrets between us, we share everything", and Tifa has been hogging a secret to only herself. A fun, wonderful, sexy secret; Happy Hour at her bar, Seventh Heaven. Tifa and Lightning Farron-Lockhart, and lots of wonderful gentlemen. Don't like? Don't read. Like? Then Read, Enjoy and Review!
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/7/2017 - [Tifa L., Lightning] - Complete
Ring of Love's Fantasy by Major Mike Powell III reviews
Co-op with Doafan45, one-shot sequel to "Grappling With Passion": in which Tina, Mila and Lisa feel the need, the bi-curious need, for some wonderful gentlemen, anything to relive that incredible experience at the gym. Read, Enjoy and Review!
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2017 - [Lisa, Mila, Tina A.] - Complete
Notice me Sempai by Yojimbra reviews
It was so much easier to ignore her when they were little; back when three years difference meant something. But as she became a woman, it became harder and harder to see her as his little sister. Naruto x Fem Konohamaru! [One-Shot] Proof of concept!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 265 - Published: 4/20/2017 - [Naruto U., Konohamaru S.] - Complete
His last chance by ScarletKittyKat reviews
He only had one more chance to save her, he wanted her to be alive. Could he save her, or was he getting in over his head? One-shot, prompt from class.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2017 - [Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] Ozpin, Cinder F. - Complete
A Different Pyrrha by Tf2sniper326 reviews
Instead of the polite and proper champion of Mistral, Pyrrha is a foul mouthed street punk forced to flee to Beacon when she crosses the wrong mob boss. How will this affect the story of RWBY? Well it won't be a smooth ride I'll tell you that much. Semi-competent but still fairly helpless Jaune. Slow burn romance. Rating subject to change.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,748 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team JNPR
Explosive Results by Naturalfluffite
[Crossposted from Ao3.] He just wanted supplies. Why was this so hard.
System Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Complete
Repaying the Loyal by Nidoran Duran reviews
When a bunch of Planeptune's faithful try to trick their CPU into putting out by claiming 'all the CPUs are doing it', Neptune plays along, as the not-as-innocent-as-she-seems girl finally sees the opportunity to get the depraved treatment she's always wanted. Anonymous commission.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Neptune/Purple Heart - Complete
A Short Shadowrun Tale: Flaming Monkeys by The Red Bull reviews
Monkeys are flammable and so are Shadowrunners.
Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Complete
A Last Night Together by milesmorales reviews
Jaune can't can't get over her and goes to find the one person he thinks can help him.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Jaune A., Velvet S. - Complete
Naruto DxD-Purpose of Living by TinaKhoaNguyen reviews
When you have no purpose, your life is empty and meaningless. When I woke up and saw that silver hair man, he gave me a purpose of my life, a mission. But could I fulfill it? Archive my purpose?... Fulfill his intention... How could I accept her love...when I had tried to kill her that day! [NarutoXRias], [NarutoXHarem...]. Sequel is up!
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,296 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 4,467 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno, Grayfia L. - Complete
SCIENCE! by OrganOfFlames reviews
While Ruby, Blake and Yang spend the day enjoying Vale, Weiss is left alone in the dorm to sort out dust for their next mission. Thankfully she has a trusty companion with her for company sake! Warning: Smut and kind of bestiality.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,453 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015 - [Weiss S., Zwei] Ruby R., Blake B. - Complete
Yoko Days by Thoughtfall Coalescence reviews
A different kind of Self Insert. How would you handle being a Naruto fan stuck in the Naruto World...as the Kyuubi no Yoko sealed inside Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,135 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Weirdest Attack Ever by NarutosBrat reviews
The truth behind that fateful October 10th night. Insanity at its worst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Alleycat's Way reviews
(based on an rp. We used quantum physics, particularly string theory, to play with reality a bit) Alleycat, a changeling and street shaman with a penchant for swordplay, has yet another encounter in the streets of 2073 Chicago that makes him see his life flash before his eyes, even as he fights to keep it.
Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2018
