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Joined 07-25-14, id: 5939857, Profile Updated: 02-08-20
Author has written 9 stories for RWBY.

Hey there, stranger!

So my friend and I started doing RWBY e-mail roleplays forever ago and have had such a good time with it that we decided the results should be shared for the fandom's enjoyment. (Well, hopefully its enjoyment. Some of the jokes are pretty bad.)

That said, this is all for fun. We've patched together our e-mails so the stories read a little smoother, and we've spell/grammar checked the heck out of our stuff, but other than that what you see is what you get. Leave a review if you like, even on our older stories-- it's always a blast to hear from you folks.

Because the series has been coming out as we've been writing, we've taken some creative license when it comes to characters' semblances, abilities, etc., that may be totally off. But this is fanfiction, so you know. Let's all go with the flow.

If you're wondering about the order/timelines of our fics, wonder no more!

The Exploding Cake, Grimm Rats, Road to Recovery, Close Quarters, Tweiss as Nice, and Search and Destroy all fall on the same timeline, in that order. (Well, Close Quarters and Tweiss are pretty much interchangeable.)

Catnip is its own thing.

Updates happen Saturdays, so long as our schedules allow. Right now we're adopting more of an 'update when we have a chapter' set up instead of an 'update no matter if the chapter break is weird as all get out' set up. Might make things a little more sporadic, but hopefully the quality will be improved!

UPDATE 2/8/2020: Now that volume 7 is over, WE'RE BACK. Updates to follow soon.

Anyway, onward to craziness!

- Fiercesomest


Enjoy the descent into insanity. I hope it's a fabulous ride.

Also, we've got a tumblr now. (it's fiercesomestdefenestrator,tumblr,com since the link seems to be broken and we can't figure out how to fix it. - Fiercesomest) Come bother us if you feel like! We also try to leave notes there on the rare occasion that a chapter might be late, since there's really no good way to do that here.

Hugs,
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Laws of Attraction by Faulty Paragon reviews
Pyrrha controls polarity with the finesse of a true Huntress, but her strength has cost her the greatest price of all. Yet, when she finally meets the person she wants to win over, her magnetism fails her. However, she's determined to make their hearts align one way or another. This is a retelling of RWBY while examining Pyrrha's character within the canon from Vol. 1-3.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 244,451 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/20/2019 - Published: 11/26/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Nerds Flirting by StVincent reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin: a series of minifics/snippets of the Monochrome relationship following Going Off Script and Straight into Your Hand and set in the same modern/grad school AU. There's a general continuity/timeline, but there's no overarching plot for the chapters: these are just some lighthearted snapshots of their nerdiness and romance. Mostly nerdiness.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 5/11/2016 - [Blake B., Weiss S.]
Neo's Leash by David Rose reviews
After the train incident was labeled a success by Cinder, Neo was given something very precious to her as a reward. After a run in with Team RWBY, Yang takes Neo's reward and in doing so reveals the lengths Neo is willing to go to retrieve something she needs.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L., Neo
Sparring by ZPumpkin reviews
What better way to bond than while trying to punch your friend?
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,663 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Extracurricular Activities by Moczo reviews
Beacon Academy, a school for Huntsmen and Huntresses to learn to do battle with the darkest forces in all the world. It is a place filled with stories of adventure and horror, sorrow and hope, deep and meaningful tales that explore the human condition. These are not those stories. These are any silly, stupid drabbles that come to my twisted mind. But hey, it's something.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014
A Will of Steel by Kisdota-The Freak Gamer reviews
The weapons of RWBY and JNPR. They're a representation of each of them, an extension of themselves, the tools used to defend the world from the tyrrany of the Grimm threat. They could also be your best friend, like the sister or brother you never had, and sometimes they're a pain in the butt to deal with. Wanna see what I mean?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,036 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014
See You Next Mission by Insomniac and Floyd reviews
Even legends have to start somewhere. An exploration of Samus Aran's rise from obscurity to greatness through a collection of independent, interconnected stories. (Fans, old and new, are encouraged to follow, favorite, and review.)
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,325 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/12/2005
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Catnip reviews
Slow burn Monochrome. At least it might have been slow if Blake wasn't high as a kite. Rated T mostly for Yang's insinuations. (Cover art by the one, the only, Dashingicecream.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 153 - Words: 533,764 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/28/2015 - [Blake B., Weiss S.] Ruby R., Yang X.L.
Frostbite reviews
In which Yang flirts mercilessly and Weiss is more savage than the blizzard they are taking shelter from. Oneshot, brought to you from a time we almost attempted freezerburn.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2018 - Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Search and Destroy reviews
A hard-rock mining town deep in Vale's mountains needs help handling an unfamiliar type of Grimm. Enter Team RWBY. They signed up for a short research mission- collect some info, kill a few Grimm. What could possibly go wrong? Follows our Grimm Rats timeline, so be advised: we EARN this T rating.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 227,264 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Milk and Cereal reviews
Pyrrha is going to tell Ruby about this crush if it kills her. Oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day!
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2017
Tweiss as Nice reviews
In hindsight, walking in on Weiss in the shower was probably not the best way to get on her good side. Complete!
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Close Quarters reviews
Super-prankster Yang shoves Ruby and Weiss in a locker. Bumblebee if you squint, White Rose if you squint harder. Complete! Now in multi-chapter format.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Road to Recovery reviews
Direct sequel to Grimm Rats, in which everyone ships White Rose except for Weiss and possibly Ruby. Genre: friendship? Humor? Suspense? Some of everything? Our favorite heiress is charged with looking after her recuperating teammates. COMPLETE. Tell us your favorite parts!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,465 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Weiss S., Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Grimm Rats reviews
A routine field trip to Forever Fall goes horribly, horribly wrong. FINISHED. Short epilogue is up! Thanks for the reviews!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,477 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Exploding Cake reviews
Oneshot. Ruby and Yang design a combustible cake for pranking purposes. Target #1: Weiss Schnee. Who will survive?
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Weiss S., Blake B. - Complete