The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

Here are some quotes that I adore for some reason or another.

1. An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise. Victor Hugo

2. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemmingway

3. I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses. Johannes Kepler

4. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx

5. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

6. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West

7. For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Judy Garland

8. A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. Edward G. Bulwer Lytton

9. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Albert Einstein

10. A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill

11. Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? Abraham Lincoln

12. In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself. Albert Einstein

13. A man is but the product of his thoughts, what he thinks, he becomes. Mahatma Gandhi

14. It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on. Marilyn Monroe

15. An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. Buddha

16. You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. Al Capone

17. Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. Will Rogers

18. Censorship is advertising paid by the government. Federico Fellini

19. I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale. William J Clinton

20. I had a girl put on crotchless britches for my birthday one time. I come home, she was like, “want some of this right here.” i go, “No, look what it did to your underbritches over there.” Larry the Cable Guy

21. "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." unknown

10 FUN FACTS:

1- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.

2- You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.

3- When you did No.3 you realized it’s possible only you look like a dog.

4- You just tried No.3.

6- You can’t count your hairs.

7- You’re smiling right now because you’re fooled.

8- You skipped No. 5.

9- You just checked to see if there’s No. 5

10- Share this with your friends to have some fun too