Hi people! Just so you guys know, I stick to the Avengers and Harry Potter fanfiction (mainly Harry Potter though). I ship Steve/Loki and Tom(Voldemort)/Harry for main pairings. I have many, many, many plot bunnies running around my head. I've written a sentence or two describing each so I'll never forget about them. Last time I checked, I had 65 plot ideas I wanted to write. I have written four of them (the house elf ballet was brand new and wasn't on my planned list). For any stories I write, they won't be updated annually, and probably will be far in between. So heads up. And if you are ever inspired by one of my plot lines or ideas, know that it is okay to use it as long as you say in your fanfic that I helped inspire you. And send me the link so I can read it myself! The main reason I'm writing my stories is because I couldn't find one or one I liked online about my idea, so I'd be thrilled if you wrote your own version!

Just to get it out now, I'm a Hufflepuff and darn proud of it. Badger pride!

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts (That I really really want to since I read this somewhere else but will just post here)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

"That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence."-Carl, Llamas With Hats 2

"You know what the opposite of safe is? Dead."-Toby Turner

"When it comes to dreams, one might falter, but the only way they fail is if you abandon them." -Dracula (NBC)

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.” -Corinthians 13:4-7

"Keep your head held high and your middle finger higher." -Megan Fox

If you're alone,

I'll be your shadow.

If you want to cry,

I'll be your shoulder.

If you want a hug,

I'll be your pillow.

If you need to be happy,

I'll be your smile...

But anytime you need a friend,

I'll just be me.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.