The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.

It was a mistake. Tony should have known not to turn his attention from his opponent mid-fight. But he did, and he's been in a coma for the past two weeks. Pepper has been running Stark Industries from his bedside, and when Tony wakes up, it only takes one word from him to make Pepper realize something she should have figured out months ago. Established Pepperony, breakup fic.

As you lay there, coughing up your own blood, you wonder why you did something this stupid. Without the red stones, you'll die like some lowly human. "Envy!" You hear the pipsqueak's voice calling to you. Why does he sound so pained? It's not like he's the one who got stabbed, you made sure of that. Che, humans really are pathetic if they care about a monster like you.

"It appears that our first resident of Wammy's House, A, has committed suicide in his room." Emotionless. Tactless. Just the way that bastard always was. But that isn't why I began to hate his miserable, holier-than-thou, sugar-rotted guts. The reason? He was lying. Debatably non-female OC. No romance.

No one, not even Molly Weasley, can tell Fred and George apart. But what if the twins aren't exactly sure who's who either? What if not even Magic knows? Oneshot. No romance.

How does one ask out his best friend and lifelong crush? Especially one as stubborn as Mello? With two of his favorite things, of course. 'Mello, you have twenty-four hours to find out the hidden message of this package. -Matt. PS: Don't eat all the chocolates; you need them to figure it out.' (Yaoi. MelloxMatt oneshot.)

When Lyn accidentally touches a transmutation circle, she is sent through the Gate into the world of Amestris! However, instead of taking the usual toll, Truth decides to take something else. Her life, her family, even her humanity are all taken from her, but instead of the knowledge of Alchemy, she gains something not even the alchemists thought possible. Chimera!OC DISCONTINUED

Whether she's leaving whoopee cushions in random places or lying to other spirits about her center, Katie Free is always wearing a Cheshire Cat grin. But what else would you expect from the April Fool? Now Manny has told the Guardians to watch and keep track of her, but Katie won't take this news well. OC. No pairings!

Jack should have flown away when he had the chance. And what the heck happened to the moon?

"Pitch slap!" Both fighters froze. Slowly, Jack and Bunny turned towards the speaker. "Tooth?" And thus, the Pun War of '13 had begun. CRACK. Who do you think will win in this completely jacked up (pun intended) war of puns?

When Harry gets lost in the maze of hallways at Hogwarts, who does he happen to meet? A ghost named Edward Elric. What was so important that the teen became a ghost for? Twoshot.

Crack! Alphonse, Edward, and Mustang are sent by the military to fix a certain problem in the wizarding world. When they land in Grimmauld Place, what happens next? I honestly have no clue. SECOND CHAPTER: Hughes and Armstrong meet Peeves. And before you ask, yes. It does involve sparkles.

Soutaicho Yamamoto calls a captains' meeting to discuss an issue, but no one -not even Yamamoto himself- wants to think about what they might have to do.

CRACK Ed compiles a list of things it seems only Al is capable of doing. And believe me; Ed's going to try them all. Relatively few kittens were harmed in the making of this fanfic.

Late one night, Ed is reliving some of the worst moments in his life when he meets a strange girl in a park. Can the mysterious and seemingly crazy Luna help him remember that life isn't all bad? Oneshot. No pairings.