Author has written 3 stories for Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles, and Naruto. Name: Not telling Age: 20 Gender: Male Location: Minnesota.(It's cold up here) Just to let you know, I do NOT know a whole lot of Japanese, so when I write stories, I will mostly use english. If you don't like it, well too bad. I'm gonna let everyone know this. I am a big fan of Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Dragon Ball Z, Devil May Cry, God of War, Marvel, RosarioVampire, Final Fantasy, Star Wars, Kingdom Hearts, Gaming, Skillet, Eminem, Nickelback, and Power Rangers. Favorite Naruto Pairings NaruHina (They really do deserve each other) NaruFemHaku (They both know the pain of being alone and can perfectly understand each other) NaruHinaHarem (Giggity) Anti NaruSaku rant(from KingKakashi) First of all: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT SAKURA AND KUSHINA ARE ALIKE! Sakura cried when kids made fun of her. Kushina beat them. Sakura was good at school. Kushina wasn't. Sakura was fawning for Sasuke at the beginning. Kushina thought that Minato was girly. Naruto got Kushina's personality. Does Sakura have the same personality as Naruto? NO. Now let's compare Kushina with another girl... Who was kidnapped by Kumo? Kushina and Hinata. Who aspires to be more like Naruto, who is practically a male Kushina? Hinata. Kushina loves Naruto? YES. Hinata loves Naruto? YES. Who would give her life for Naruto? Hinata and Kushina already did. Who vows to never give up his/her word? Naruto and Hinata and because we know that Kushina is like Naruto, her too. All of these facts are taken directly from the manga nobody can deny them. Just expose them to all those delusional NaruSaku fans. My feelings towards Sakura: Truthfully I have mixed feelings towards her character. If she had been handled better, I definitely would have liked her a lot more. Heck, I may have supported her being paired with Naruto. But the way she's presented in the manga doesn't really make me think of her as very competent. I will admit though that during the chunin exams she has great development as a character, even though it doesn't really go that far. Post time-skip I saw her as a more competent person, a better ninja. I don't treat the fight with Sasori in the same manner other people do. She acted very competently in that fight, using whatever she could to her advantage. She had to team up with Chiyo so she could take Sasori down. Against a opponent like that, help is necessary. However, when the chance to kill Sasuke came about, she couldn't take the chance because of her feelings for him. For me, that made her take a huge step backwards. A lot of her development has to do with her growing up and becoming more mature, but not killing Sasuke because of a childhood crush was entirely stupid. She knows the terrible things he's done, as well as the terrible things he will do, and still couldn't go through with it. Also the false confession of love she gives to Naruto also hurts her. I get that she did it because she knew it was hurting him inside to know what his former friend has done, but she never would have guessed that if Sai hadn't told her. What I got out of it was her trying to make herself feel better. She's redeemed herself a little bit during the war arc, but I don't think that it's enough to really save her character. This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter REST IN PIECE TOONAMI. From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget. Tom and the Absolution A great Character and a funny host you will live on forever in this. If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. RIP We shall remember I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you" If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think it's weird there's so much Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from "Naruto" completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken/Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers on top of a skyscraper about to jump off. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the 5 percent that would shout "Jump assholes!" If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, Copy & Paste this into your profile. If you have ever wished that an anime character would come to life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. If You Haven't Died Yet Copy And Paste This Onto your Profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 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My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Who Am I? I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain. But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dark Signer. Stupid Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
x Here's a link to a great NaruHina video with one of my favorite songs:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzEyrxC-9g8&feature=grec_index The Strength of Ninjutsu has won the TMNT Fanfiction award for best crossover:http://i1191.photobucket . com/albums/z469/TMNT_FF_Awards_2011/Crossover/crossoversecond.png STORIES UPDATE:11/15/12 For those wondering, or whoever even cares, work is finally getting done ona new chapter for Dawn of Heroes. This will be a much longer than usual chapter because of how long it took to get it written, so I hope you enjoy. It should be done before Thanksgiving. |