Hi everyone!!

It's a new year, so a new update!

I'm 36 and I am currently freelancing as I care for my son and newborn daughter. I love Yu Yu Hakusho, Harry Potter, and Sailor Moon/Anime crossovers.

My favorite pairs are:

SM/YGO

Serena/Yami/Yugi

SM/YYH

Serena/Kurama

SM/Ranma 1/2

Serena/Ranma

Tenchi Muyo

Tenchi/all the girls

Tenchi/Ayeka

Yu Yu Hakusho

Yusuke/Botan

Yusuke/Yukina

Yusuke/Kurama

Yusuke/Kurama/Hiei

I also LOVE YYH/InuYasha crossovers too

I rarely follow canon couples if you haven't already figured out. I HATE Akane so Ranma paired off with either Shampoo or Ukyou is cool! And Keiko on YYH is a royal pain in the rear I think. Who likes a girl who hits you and nags at you all the time. Now, I know she's just trying to help Yusuke, but she could do it in another way.

For Harry Potter I LOVE Harry and Hermione couple stories. But, if Harry has a second wife, Ginny, I don't mind. Also, if he's got himself a harem, that's cool as well! BUT, Hermione needs to be there too.

My Harry Potter Yu Yu Hakusho crossover is on hold for now as I'm more focused on my two King Arthur stories right now.

As you can guess, Guinevere ISN'T my favorite lady. My favorite Knight is Lancelot and I LOVE matching him with the other Arthurian Ladies-mostly Emogen and Elaine. There is another Lancelot legend out there with a DIFFERENT woman named Ibliss, and it's only a matter of time before I write one about her!!

Sadly, I do’nt think I’ll be getting to any of my fics any time soon.

Some of you have asked about the names I got for a few of my King Arthur stories. Well, I actually just googled Ancient Cultures of the Roman Empire: Sarmatia...

It gave me a few and a couple of the Gods and Goddesses.

Then I simply moved the letterings around to make new names, kept the originals too, and used the cultural background of the Sarmatians, who have Amazonian ancestors, and went at it!!

If you're really superstitious then don't read ahead

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Allright you can read the rest now.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Chao,

Samantha