Author has written 6 stories for Naruto. Name: I've told you losers once!! Don't make me say it again... It's M-I-S-T-R-E-S-S S-T-O-R-M. Age: Older than Naruto when he graduated... Live: No telling you stalkers, that's for sure!! Status: Currently studying... Sex: Yes please!!... I mean female 'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came Lessons in Logic I was born intelligent - Practice makes perfect... If it's true that we are here to help others, Since light travels faster than sound, How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Money is not everything. One should love animals. Behind every successful man, there is a woman Every man should marry. The wise never marry. Success is a relative term. Never put off the work till tomorrow "Your future depends on your dreams" There should be a better way to start a day "Hard work never killed anybody" "Work fascinates me" God made relatives; The more you learn, the more you know, A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... Some Quotes +Night Play+ Bride: So let me see if I got everything straight from your mother. This means that we are somehow meant to be husband and wife. But if I refuse you, you spend the rest of your life impotent and alone? But I, on the other hand, am free to live my life however I see fit? (Vane nods) Bride: It really sucks to be you, doesn't it? +Twilight+ Jacob: Bella! Ouch! Damn it, open the window! OUCH! Bella: What are you doing? Jacob: I'm trying to keep my promise! Bella: When did you ever promise to kill yourself falling out of Charlie's tree? +New Moon+ Quil: So that's why Sam is all black. Black heart, black fur. Sam: And your chocolate fur reflects what? How sweet you are? Eclipse+ Bella: I hate you Jacob Black. Jacob: That's good. Hate is a passionate emotion. Bella: I'll give you passionate. Murder, the ultimate crime of passion. Eclipse+ Bella: If I think about you tonight, it will be because I'm having a nightmare. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. You laugh because I am different, I laugh because your the same. Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver. (And Much Easier To Find!!) The world can't end today... it's already tomorrow in Japan... If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you know (a) video game characters (b) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. Sometimes I wonder who I am. Does that me I am crazy. Or are you crazy and I sane. Sometimes I wonder. Anonymous: "Down the many roads of life, I choose the psycho path" "Vegetarian: The old Indian word for 'bad hunter' "I don’t suffer from insanity: I enjoy every minute" Idiots make the world go around, the world go around, the world, dee dee de! "Inuyasha is an open book: He just continually changes languages" "Some people are like slinkies: They're useless but its still hilarious to watch one stumble down the stairs" "I suffer from reality" "Sarcasm: The reason I haven’t killed anyone yet" "Some mornings it just doesn’t pay to chew through the leather straps" "Screw the princess, I’m the QUEEN!" "7 of the 10 voices in my head say "do not shoot" while the others..." "I’ve upped my standards, now up yours!" "Even the cutest of kittens have claws" Did you eat a bowl of STUPID for breakfast? "Don't think of it as being out-numbered; think of it as unlimited target selection!" Copy paste things BEST FRIENDS AND FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason why you have no food FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents by DAD and MOM because they're like second parents to them FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "DAMN!! We screwed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore FRIENDS: Have your number written down BEST FRIENDS: Know your number by heart FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are friends through high school/college BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Will be there to comfort you when a guy turns you down BEST FRIENDS: Will walk right up to him and ask "It's becuase your gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when a guy breaks up with you BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and whisper "7 days..." FRIENDS: Will help you when you fall BEST FRIENDS: Will just keep walking and say "Walk much dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Help you find your prince BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you FRIENDS: Offer you a soda BEST FRIENDS: Dump theirs on you FRIENDS: Sit at the side of a pool with you when its that time of the month BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in FRIENDS: Offer you their umbrella in the rain BEST FRIENDS: Steal yours and start yelling "Run-fuck-run!" FRIENDS: Help you move BEST FRIENDS: Help you move the bodies FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's asses that left you Some awesome quotes and other things I found interesting: "5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions." According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless. Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Girls 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. |