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Seven Minutes in Heaven by tuesdaymidnight reviews
High school senior Edward just found out that his long-standing crush on classmate Jasper is mutual, but he is mortified that their first kiss may occur inside a closet. Little does he know what that one kiss will ignite. AU, AH, OOC. E/J Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,206 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sweater Song by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward and Bella are apart for an entire summer. Can they stay connected through phone calls and borrowed clothing? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flying High with Silver Wings by FloridaChickie reviews
The year is 1965 and Bella, a Pan Am stewardess, has a crush on the charming, Officer Cullen. Will sparks fly or will this flight have an aborted takeoff? Originally written for the Age of Edward contest, but now continues. Rated M for lemons, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,702 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Patience by Hesitant reviews
Patience is a virtue, and Edward has an abundance of it. AU/AH. B/E. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In time by Amber 90210 reviews
“You’re such an asshole.” He looked at me cocking an eyebrow. “You treated the one true friend you had like trash in exchange for being the cool guy. You would never know who your real friends are." A/H Normal Bella and famous Edward stuck in a elevator.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,283 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Warrior by vampgirl18 reviews
Edward is a Greek army commander that has come upon the shores of Troy to fight in the Trojan War. Bella, a Trojan woman of royal descent, is captured and taken back to the Greek camp as a ‘prize’ for Edward. Age Of Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Prints Charming by crimsonmarie reviews
Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 238 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bookworms by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a reserved writer whose Saturday routine includes her favorite coffee, reading in the bookstore, and watching Edward Cullen. They trade furtive glances, until Bella decides to risk it all and introduce herself. FGB O/S for Marijee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guarding the pool by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella gets sent to New Hampshire for the summer to prove she is ready to go to college there. She is to work at the local pool as a lifeguard with her moms college roommate and her kids, who ensure Bella's summer is anything but ordinary. All Human. E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,513 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Gift of the Heart by secondglantz reviews
One-shot written for the Anything Goes Under the Mistletoe contest. Bella and Edward aren't allowed to buy C-mas gifts for each other; they can give gifts of the heart only. Will Edward accept the gift that Bella offers? Canon. M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Carlisle's Diner by iimagiinatiion reviews
Bella is being set up on blind dates at Carlisle's Diner where Edward happens to work. As she goes through the dates, she starts falling for someone unexpected. Who? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PLAY by ReachingAsIFall reviews
Geekward Shuffle Challenge - Edward is a pro gamer in need of another team member for the Major League Gaming Competition. Who else could be better than this mysterious person, who goes by the name of DigitALxCaHos.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Countdown to Bliss by black honey xo reviews
Bella Swan is sick of keeping her love from Edward, her 'friend with benefits' so to speak. What better way to confess love than at a New Year's Eve party? One-Shot, AH. Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Career Fair by cue-the-sun reviews
Edward Cullen gets more than he thinks he will out of the Forks High School Career Fair. AH/Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Cuntry Pie by Round Mound of a Beehound reviews
Round Mound Contest Entry. Rated M. Bella is tired of the constant games from Edward. Will the dirty Cullen boys have what she needs? BxJxCxEm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Avant Garde Approach by SweetDulcinea reviews
Alice provides Bella with a little guidance to help ease some of Bella's sexual frustration. That's what BFFs are for, right? Warning: canon pairings with some A/B, very AU - Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
An End to Resistance by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Bella is waiting for Edward when he comes back from hunting. Edward stops resisting. In a good way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wicked Will Perish by courthale reviews
Jasper and Bella meet on Christmas at church. Neither are what they appear to be. Warning! Lemons! My entry for The Home for the Holidays contest! The Wicked Will Perish Psalm 1:6
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Yoda's Southern Drawl by darkXdawn reviews
Jasper and Bella used to be really good friends. Once Jasper Left for college they lost contact. What happens when he comes back completely different?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Win Win Situation by Shellsbells reviews
They watched each other from afar throughout college. Will one night at a club a few years later change everything? A collab with Lilacs46
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Water Rippling by DeLIElah reviews
Bella’s sanctuary has been invaded by a force of reckoning. Will she be able to win back her special place, or will she learn to share? Shameless smut, AH AU, canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapt by the Echo by darkXdawn reviews
Edward has an abusive father. He comes to Bella for help. What will he propose and will she accept? One-Shot. Attempted Lemon. First Try.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen & Swan: Attorneys at Play by Milaero-Sal reviews
Bella and Edward are two very competitive lawyers at the succesful Cullen & Hale Law Firm. After Bella makes a move from months of too much sexual tension and then suddenly leaves, Edward takes matter into his own hands. One-shot. AU. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Friday by Jasper'sPrincess213 reviews
*SLASH* Jasper and Edward are left home alone while the family is out. Edward needs some advice but is a little reluctant. My entry for the “Home for the Holidays” one-shot contest. Rated M for lemon and some language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Red Ribbon by MujerN reviews
He is infamous. Everyone knows about the terrorizing murderer who leaves behind bloody scenes and corpses at night while everyone sleeps. Bella, a journalist, investigates and finds her fear turning dangerously into love. One-Shot: Tattward&InkellaContest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Are you a good vampire or a bad vampire? by jemster23 reviews
Bella has long admired Edward from afar.With the help of a certain interfering pixie, will the imminent Halloween party be the ideal chance for her to admit her obvious attraction to him. But who is the mysterious stranger lurking in the shadows?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,965 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 401 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home Run by jadedandboring reviews
All Human - Bella is a sports writer living & working in DC. Edward works for the baseball team she covers on her sports beat. Chance meeting, tossed together for work. M for language & future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,058 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brand of Skin by pulsepoint reviews
Jasper is a gay bartender who does amateur porn on occasion to supplement his income. And he's pretty sure his latest costar has no idea what he's getting into. Oneshot, JasperxEdward, AH, rated M for profanity and graphic depiction of sex acts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,848 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Soft Landing by Punchanella reviews
Edward and Bella give new meaning to the term “friendly skies”. One drunken night, which led to regret is soon reconciled. Take a peek into a day in the life of a pilot and flight attendant who have fallen for each other in the most delicious way. AH-AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cotton Dawn Longing by vix2020 reviews
In the early hours of dawn, a husband finally returns to his newly-wed wife. After two weeks of longing, only cotton separates them now. Prompted one-shot written to celebrate Ninapolitan's birthday. Happy Birthday, Nina! E/B. AH/AU. RATED M. BPOV.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
Shoots and Ladders by TFX reviews
Jasper had dreamed of helping people by becoming a firefighter his entire life. Right as his dreams are in his grasp he is singled out by his new Fire Captain. "For the Love of Jasper" O/S entry by Heelstominivan & TFX. AU/AH M Slash Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Boiling Point by Telrracs10 reviews
For the “When Love Was New” Contest: Years of an unknown fire growing. The water is heating up between two foolish friends that refuse to see what is right in front of them. But they better figure it out soon or else they’ll both meet their boiling point.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The DILF Diary: American Booty by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Slightly inspired by American Beauty. Carlisle becomes Doctor Dirty Bastard when he meets 18-yr-old Bella in the ER one night. She soon invades his life, tempting him in ways he can't seem to resist. Written for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. Rated M for lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Can Ride the Donkey by CrystalB4 reviews
When Emmett find's Rosalie's dildo he gets kind of jealous. But when he learns that she has more than one he gets all excited. Read and see what happens when the time comes to play and Rose introduces him to her little friends. For Mature Audiences Only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Missing In Case by twiXlite reviews
Ninapolitan's DILF contest entry. When Bella comes across a lost little girl separated from her daddy, can she do more than return his daughter to him? Can she help him find his strength and heart again? OOC ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,180 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by BaconButt reviews
My entry for "For the Love of Jasper" contest. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. One-shot. P/B/J Slash/AH/AU/OOC. It's my first time. Please be gentle. Rated M for sexy time and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Seducing Mr Masen by Jasper's Singer reviews
For the Secrets and Lies one shot Contest. Bella's best friend has a hot father. Will she succeed in seducing him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roadside Assistance by AngryKitten reviews
When the truck breaks down in the middle of nowhere, Bella can only hope that the gorgeous mechanic she finds has the right tool for the job. Rated M for lemons and language. AH-AU. Entry for the Love of Jasper One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Never Let Go by calico736 reviews
"Well, I hate you, too. You just won't leave me alone. Ever since I met you... I can't stop thinking about you. When I close my eyes... I see you." And as he spoke I could feel my entire world shifting on it's axis. E/J Slash, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Jasper, Edward
How He Felt by LoveTwiGirl reviews
Bella suddenly wonders how Edward felt, when he left her. She wants to know and asks the one person who knows. She finds out something she'd never have expected. What happens when Edward comes back from hunting? ExB married, human Bella. Warning: Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Truth by McManda627 reviews
A road trip game leads to revelations and explorations as Bella learns things about Edward she never considered. AH. An idea for The Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,860 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just This Once by lexiecullen17 reviews
Three best friends. One afternoon that will change everything. J/E/B. AH. One-shot. My submission for the For The Love Of Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Discovery in Darkness by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
As Edward shows Bella around his cellar the power goes out. Problem? Bella doesn't like the dark. My submission for the exploration of the senses competition. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Now Who's Real? by Sumomo14 reviews
Edward has always been a sadistic person, and with Bella's help, he's become something else. Now, trapped inside an insane asylum and constantly having therapists tell him 'she's not real' what will Edward be driven to do? Entry for 'In The Dark' contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our days are numbered by xoVampiresxo reviews
Bella was once blind, but after a cornea transplant, she is changed. Forever. How will she react with the numbers she sees above people's heads when she opens her eyes? What mischief - or pain - will happen after she isn't blind? R&R Rated T for fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella
Enjoying the View by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella has spent every Saturday morning this summer ogling that hot piece Edward Cullen. Why won't he notice her? And is she prepared for what may happen if he does?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Obsession by My-BeautifulBell reviews
Fate plays with Edward's self control when his obsession with Bella is put to the test. Can Edward control himself when she is forced to spends the night at his house? *Lemon ONE SHOT* ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! by Blood Red Vampress reviews
MadVampTV 2- Dr. Carlisle Cullen introduces the 'Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! Based on the MadTV skit! This one will make you cry...it's just that funny! :D R&R! Rated M for language and crude humor. One-shot, no sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Innocent Badass by Princesse2186 reviews
Looking for a tattoo, that would define his new found self discovery, Geekboy Edward Masen found himself marked with more than ink. One Shot for the Tattward and Inkella Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Virginity Pact Continues! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
The multi-chapter continuation of my O/S "The Virginity Pact." The girls of Whitlock are in for a surprise when the boys of Masen decide to help them out with a little problem. Inspired LOOSELY by American Pie. AH/AU/OOC M for sexually explicit stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,524 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Lustfilled Shoots and Tantric Chairs by poisonous viper reviews
Isabella Swan, model extraordinaire, is getting tired of lusting over her gay photographer. One ‘intimate’ shoot, a tantra chair, and a hell of an orgasm after, will she be able to change this hot Greek God of a photographer’s sexual preference?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Shower by 2old 2care reviews
This takes place during the brief time between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. After a game of Vampire baseball, Edward has to clean up at Bella's and her curiosity gets the better of her Rated M as a precaution
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nature Boy by StarlightSuccubus reviews
Edward is alone, invisible and chained to the forest. Invisibility is a curse until he meets Bella. But who would save who? The alone or the lonely? Written for the Once Upon a Twilight contest. A collaboration between StarLightSuccubus and magan bagan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,494 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh hell by xtwilight18x reviews
Bella was not much for tattoos. Or piercings. So how is it she ended up with three tattoos and an irate boyfriend covered in them who's dying to give her another? Can he con her into getting a piercing she hates as well as ink like his? Lemons Big Time!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,900 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy on You by mccalla867 reviews
What Bella expects to be a normal night at her closest friend Alice's house turns into alot more fun! Fluffy with a side of a lemon AH/AU oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Muffins and Malevolence by sshg316 reviews
Not everyone is muffin-worthy ... especially not Edward Cullen. Twilight Gift Exchange story. Edward/Bella. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,569 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harmless? by ringerxo reviews
Edward Masen is on a mission; Jasper Whitlock never knew what his mission was. A bus ride brings them together, in more ways than one. -Tattward and Inkella entry- AU/AH/OOC, Slash, lemonerific.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Happenstance by charmizane reviews
Bella is a bookstore clerk who fantasizes about Edward, the lead singer of a local band. An entry for the Tattward and Inkella One-Shot Contest. Rated M for lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Reason in Madness by labellamafia reviews
ONE SHOT. Tattward and Inkella contest entry. ExB. It's best to never judge a book by its' cover...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promises, Promises by NyteRock reviews
Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to help him. AU/AH Lemony one-shot. My entry for the DTE contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Discoveries by twiXlite reviews
Tattward&Inkella competition entry. When Edward realises that his marriage was over before it started, will some new ink give him the courage to do something about it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everything's Bigger In Texas by raybabiieex3 reviews
Alice is visting her father in Texas for the summer. What happens when she meets a very sexy Jasper in her fathers barn? Save a horse, ride a cowboy. All Human. One-shot. JxA Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Wanted Man by Aphinity reviews
When the Cullen brothers ride into town, Edward plots to seduce the sheriffs daughter and ends up in jail. After a daring rescue, he earns his freedom, but will the price be too high now he’s fallen for the girl? AH/AU Rated M Age of Edward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Save Me by Adams Ale reviews
Bella goes to a family reunion and is bored out of her mind. Can the cute waiter take her mind off of things? AH One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game Night by farkle reviews
Whn the cat's away the mouse will hire a hooker. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU-AH, ExB, Lemon, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Dreaming Of Friends by Saylyth reviews
And just thinking of the fact that Edward Cullen was between my legs pushed me over the edge. My best friend for years turned into a lover within minutes. I was his. All Human. Cute Lemon one-shot. Entry for Love through Lemons contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strangely Right by btvsna reviews
After a bad break-up, Bella wanders the streets of Chicago. What will she find?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I love marriage and the hot steamy sex by xoVampiresxo reviews
Critically acclaimed third installment to the WPT series! Read that story on my page first or you won't really understand. LOTS of drama in this one now. TONS of lemons. Unashamed of lemons. Rated M for lemons and language used in further chapters...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,687 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'm Giving In by KCakaAlice reviews
Entry for Love Through Lemons Contest**** Edward has been chasing Bella for months with no luck. What happens when Bella finally gives in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grading Papers by grtchn reviews
Bella and Edward are teachers. Bella is grading papers and Edward thinks she needs a break and distraction! Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. AH/OOC. Lemon. Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Still of the Night by fangbang reviews
The 50’s. A time for good girls to become housewives. College student Bella Swan is infatuated with the equally studious Edward Cullen. Izzy is taken for a ride by the smokin’ Eddie. Yet everything is oh so familiar… Age of Edward contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,982 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Forgiving Sea by Rosette-Cullen reviews
After Edward, a British Navy soldier, watches his beloved vessel sink with his fellow soldiers and captain, he stumbles upon the Boston shores. When a young girl spots him wounded in the grass what will become of this Englishman? Example entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Housewarming by radiofreeamy reviews
AH/AU- Jasper and Edward enjoy their first morning together in their new home. Lemons/Slash. My entry for the Love Through Lemons Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Lover I'll Be Your Lover Too by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Age of Edward Contest Entry: In Medieval England, the pompous Prince Edward requests the 'services' of a particular maid, the beautiful Isabella, in his personal chambers...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Train by wandb reviews
Bella has been working long hours. After a particularly long week, Edward surprises her after work. Will their encounter make up for her long hours? All human one-shot. Rated M for language and lemons. Submitted for the Love through Lemons contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One of Those Days by bemj11 reviews
Carlisle comes home to find members of the family embroiled in a deep misunderstanding and eager to keep him out of it. As it turns out, it's just one of those days. Another less serious story. One-Shot. Carlisle POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Kiss and Tell by Truth in the Moon reviews
Based on the song by A Day Away. Edward finds out Tanya is cheating on him, and I mean, really cheating. So what does he do? What any pissed off boyfriend would do? But who knew it could lead to something more... AH/AU Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Eclipse by pottersweetie reviews
Sometimes I have a problem with my temper, Bella." There was more to Edward's anger than just what those men had been thinking about Bella that night in Port Angeles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Boys of Summer by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 266 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creeping Dose by voi ch'intrate reviews
Bella Swan works for the Forks Police Department, but when she has to get a statement from a young man with radiation poisoning, will she get more than she bargained for? Entry for The Epic T Rated Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and U by s m Neal reviews
Post new moon While the Cullen's away Bella will play. Kind if a songfic possible story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teaching miss Swan by Mo-Jansen reviews
The Cullens start a new highschool. Little more than a week beforehand Charlie passed away. What will Edward do in order to distract her from her grief, if only for a little while? My entry for the Love through Lemons contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cars by thislovehastakenitstoll reviews
The Cullen men have been debating over which car is the best...what will the Cullen women do about it? ExB and a little OOC! Not the most creative name, I know...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holdin' On by blueeyedlamb reviews
Bella has secretly been in love with Edward for years. She finally works up the courage to tell him the truth when complications arise...and then he disappears. What happens when Fate unexpectedly throws her face-to-face with her past? AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,252 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In The Backseat Of A Volvo, Anything Can Happen by PaintTheRainbow reviews
Edward and Bella push the physical aspect of their relationship to new limits in the backseat of Edward's Volvo one rainy day in Forks. Bella is so used to Edward cutting their physical contact short, what happens when he doesn't? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Beautiful Mess by LovelyinLavender reviews
For the Age of Edward Contest. After being teased mercilessly by Edward as a child, Bella switches schools, thinking she'll never see him again. But what happens 15 years later when she transfers back to Seattle from NYU and their paths cross yet again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stupid Shoes by The Unnamed One reviews
Bella works in a department store in Santa’s Workshop as an elf in the upcoming weeks to Christmas. She meets a certain bronze-haired gentleman and they might just hit it off. For the Epic T Rated Contest, in memory of Daddy's Little Cannibal. OOC, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Dream by Sabelina reviews
Jayeliwood's Contest: Bella is love with Edward- the prep that hates her, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9255 - Favs: 17,018 - Follows: 3,748 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tear You Apart by dhobbs reviews
Edward is completely distracted by Bella, and he comes up with a plot to make it stop. Lemon, AH/AU, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
English with Keats by dhobbs reviews
At school, a reading assignment quickly heats things up between Edward and Bella. Not your average English lesson. One-shot, lemon, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bathroom Necessities by denofsin reviews
One-Shot. Edward takes care of buisness after chapter 20 of Eclipse. Rated M for Fapward. Canon, In Character because canonward totally masturbates like a fiend, don't deny it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Neighborly Love by kitty4me reviews
Bella and Alice are single ladies living in New York City. What happens when they have two new neighbors? According to Alice they must be single straight guys..is she right or wrong? BxE and AxJ Rated M for Lemon and Language. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Working Up by TwiLover623 reviews
Bella attends a club opening. What happens when she is saved by a gorgeous, young, bronze haired man? One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've Been Dying To Reach You by LaChuCha reviews
ONE-SHOT! Bella works at an ice-skating rink, but when she makes a clumsy mistake, what will it lead to? Lemon//B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
My heart beats only for you by juxtaposed92 reviews
Jasper has feelings for Bella but once she learns of his feelings and develops her own he finds himself a girlfriend. What happens when Bella accidently tells him about her feelings? Emmett/Rosalie Edward/Alice Bella/Jasper ONESHOT F.R.I.E.N.D.S ideas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Stables by dhobbs reviews
Bella works in an entirely new kind of club. One night she is visited by a new member. Things get very heated, very quickly. One-shot, smut, AH/AU, extremely OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blush by vittoria del sottaceto reviews
I needed immediately change the subject of my thoughts before I could imagine running my fingers anywhere else. *currently being reworked* please be patient! : auah eb
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,336 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Mattress King by Frankie326 reviews
Bella is in desperate need of a new mattress after her recent breakup. Where better to turn then the one and only Mattress King, where things get lemony at about 3 a.m.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wonderful Day Walking My Way by rain.soaked.hello reviews
A little Alice and Jasper loving one-shot. This is what happens when worlds collide on a wonderful day in the middle of May. RATED M for strong language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8057 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 3,175 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Brave New World by Stormy1180 reviews
All Human. Bella has moved to Forks with her father and his new wife. Bella is thrown into a new world that she does not understand. She starts to have feelings for a boy Edward. Both have dark past that they must get though to be together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,212 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by RustySpoons92 reviews
What if Alice found a distraction for Jasper on Bella's first visit to the Cullen house? Happens in middle of Twilight, while Edward gives bella the house tour, which ends with Jasper's study... Alice/ Jasper/ Bella/Edward M /Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Long Awaited Confessions by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Alice has been in love with Jasper for three years, everyone else knows…does he? Alice/Jasper AU/AH CONTAINS LEMONS! My one-shot entry for The Peenaters Smut Fic contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Lick the Platter Clean by RedWingNut reviews
Bella spends the evening as a serving tray. BxE. AU/AH. One shot. Senseless smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burning Fire by ThuGoldenChild reviews
When Edward meets his Best friends girlfriend can he deny the attraction to her, or will he loose all hope to the lust. One Shot. OOC ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward - Complete
Illicit Liaison by Devy-Artemis reviews
Edward & Bella are attracted to each other,yet can’t have a relationship.He is Bella’s nephew, through an adoptive relation.But the world sees them as relatives,and it’s still a taboo. So,will they give into temptation and pursue a forbidden relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emergency! by EJ Santry reviews
Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cheers by kite strings reviews
Edward cheers Bella up for the holidays. Santa Claus does roleplay? Smut warning. OOC/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Boy Next Door by cocacola2 reviews
Jasper and Rosalie have new neighbors. Who could it be, I wonder? JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Bro Code by SophiaAnne reviews
The Bro Code. It's simple. There are certain girls off limits. Your bro's ex, the girl he wants, and his sister. How hard can that be? Edward finds out just how hard. ExB - Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Sex in the Champagne Room by jkane180 reviews
Rosalie's a stripper. Emmett's an undercover cop, busting strippers who take money for illegal activity in private rooms. Rosalie's not taking money but there's sex going on in the champagne room! Oneshot for the Forbidden Love Affair Contest. AU/AH LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Piano Fingers by Carmen Schecter reviews
Bella has waited patiently for eight months for Edward to finally give in and give her what she wants. Kinda sweet lemon, but still hot. AH/OOC. Now a series of one-shots!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Appeal by beautyattempt reviews
Bella needs some new clothes. ExB; slighty OOC, All human. Lemon. One-shot series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guy Talk by fortes in fide reviews
One-shot. AH. OOC. Emmett wants to get laid. Edward just wants to play video games. Jasper wants everyone to stop telling him to shut up. Pointless, random humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Her Private Concert by AnotherStupidLamb reviews
OOC, All Human. We arrive in the middle of Duke University in North Carolina. Edward, a musical arts major, finds Bella, a photography major, watching his every move. Who's this eccentric, mysterious woman?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,770 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Right One by Tigress5cubs reviews
Bella joins a dating service looking for love. What she finds is so much more than she could have ever hoped possible.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,207 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Cliches by xxfanpirexx reviews
A cliché is a phrase, expression, or idea that has been overused to the point of losing its intended force or novelty. It is frequently used in modern culture to reference an action or idea that is expected or predictable based on a prior event.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffee Shop Romance by Black Cherry MHR reviews
All human. Bella and Edward meet in a coffee shop in San Francisco CA and hit it off. Smut in later chapters. Usual pairings. Abandoned
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,374 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Friends by Usernames.Are.Silly reviews
I wrote this as originally as a one shot for the Sexy Edward contest but I've had an idea and I'm going to write a little more! check out my profile for more information!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Tinsel Town by OhMyWord reviews
“I’m jealous. Was he nice? Is he as attractive up close as he is in movies?” “Yes and I wouldn’t know, but yes he’s very attractive. Really, really attractive.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Start of Something New by Stephy Dearest reviews
Bella, a recent university graduate heads back to Seattle to start her new life. What happens when Bella and Edward stumble upon each other unexpectedly and move in with one another? All Human. Rated M for future chapters: sexual content and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008
Time Moves On by xxfanpirexx reviews
Sequel to FILWAB... Will Bella and Edward be able to withstand the test of time? When popularity again becomes an issue, will they be able to overcome this hurdle once again? Or will the two love bugs get squashed by the heel of karma? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,662 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Miracles Do Happen by Biloxi Chick reviews
Bella is alone for the holidays what happens when a gorgeous delivery boy comes to spice up her night? Fluff .Lemon. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Jingle Bella Rock by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The seasonal obligation of finding a tree turns into much more. One-shot, ExB smut, smut, smutty holiday gift for dvorndran
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay With Me by Amaya Rayne reviews
AH. One-Shot. Lemon. Edward and Bella attend acting school where their roles require them to spend some extra time outside class to prepare.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bubbles! by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
After a humiliating attempt at seducing Edward, Bella occupies herself by taking a bath. Little does she know, that Edward's mind is made up - and he wants to make love with Bella. What could this innocent bubble bath lead to? ExB Cute Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Setting The Table by ashel-13 reviews
Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Booyah Achieved by herinfiniteeyes reviews
One-shot with Edward and Bella at a Minus the Bear show in Seattle. Sexy times. Lemony adventure for all!MA for mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by Sic Et Non reviews
It’s not easy being the clumsiest waitress in town, but is it really Bella’s fault that the bartender is so distracting? AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden by EclipsedofSoul reviews
When what you want is something you can’t have, do you resist it? Or just keep it a secret? BxE, AH, AU. Lemony fun...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Regain of the Night by APlethoraOfGreatness reviews
A very lemony poem that I wrote in science this morning. I hope you enjoy. And if you think it sucks, please review?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Putting Lessons by bethaboo reviews
Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Common Courtesy by asianpersuasion10 reviews
Bella's tired of her bestfriend's brother always ignoring her. She thinks she deserves a little common courtesy, but she gets so much more. BxE, One-Shot, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Bitten by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human. BxE fluff. And Emmett humour. – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett! LOL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love You, Mr Cullen by littlemissunpredictable reviews
Edward and Bella in a teacher-student relationship. Summary is sucky. Please read it. Rated M for Lemons. All human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trailer Talk by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward meets Bella for an arrangement that doesn't need words. Hardcore lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two For One Deal by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot Entry for Talking Dirty Edward Contest. Bella a stripper once was left with an unforgettable night with edward, what happens when he shows up and her apartment and takes both her and her friend rosalie? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fantasy Kiss by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot for dirty talking edward contest. Bella is head cheerleader and edward a nerd. What happens when he has to go to her house one night to help her study due to teachers instructions in hopes that she wont fail
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Comparison by cdunbar reviews
Bella makes a harmless comparison, but Edward takes it as a personal insult. What does he do to make her change her mind? My entry for the DTE Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Halloween Night by bringmeback reviews
Bella falls for the brooding classmate, Edward Cullen. But can she break down the front he puts up? M for sexin! One Shot. All-Human, a tad OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 243 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Distraction by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Things heat up when Edward and Bella are on the run.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Property Damage by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward loses his temper when Bella decides to go out unsupervised during her first year as a vampire. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Put A Spell On You by ashel-13 reviews
All Human oneshot. Bella has just moved from Phoenix to Forks where she is invited to her first ever Halloween party. But when she arrives, there is much more that catches her attention than she ever thought. Happy Halloween to all us Twerds out there!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Showers by cass189 reviews
Written for the "Dirty Talking Edward Contest": Showers are always a good way of starting the day... All Human, AU. One Shot. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Importance of A Good Stretch by le jen reviews
AU-AH. One shot. A chance encounter with a stranger leads to shared coffee and stretching exercises
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Facebook Adventure by kaybifffCullen819 reviews
While relaxing away from Alice and her crazy wedding plans, Bella decides to make Edward a Facebook. What ensues? Read on to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008
Shampoo by hammondgirl reviews
Bella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate, everything falls apart at the seams. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? An entry to the DTE contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Muse by OhMyWord reviews
I listened to his deep, quiet voice and wondered what it would sound like if he whispered in my ear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,988 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Lost, Simply Found by Lady Casper-san reviews
Excerpt: My hand fell short of the map I’d been clutching carefully near me the entire trip. "What do you mean we’re lost?" Edward turned his dazzling eyes toward me and frowned. "I mean exactly what I’m saying. We’re lost."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do Doctors Still Make House Calls? by lil'miss whitlock reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! Bella's hurt herself again, will the doctor be able to make her feel better?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gynaecologist by MartaSwan reviews
That was the best visit ever. She loves going to the doctor. Written for Jayeliwood Sexy Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Because of a Phone Call by Camryn-is-my-Heart reviews
When Bella refuses to call Renee and tell her she's getting married, what will Edward do to convince her? One shot, lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Always Be My Baby by BudhaBeads reviews
Edward dedicates a song for Bella. Is it his way of saying goodbye to the past or a way to approach the future? Summary aint that good. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wicked by tashiegurl reviews
It's that time of the month again for Bella, and there's only one thing on her mind. One-shot. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Goodbye by asianpersuasion10 reviews
ALL-HUMAN. Bella isn't sure if she can trust the love of her life ever again. But, what she does know is that she needs one last goodbye.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Single by ericastwilight reviews
Edward went to the club not expecting to find anyone worth the effort that is until he saw her. After turning away a few men he chose to help her out, and asks her to dance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Letter by somakeitcount reviews
Bella goes to the hospital to visit Edward, who is fighting cancer. Can their love last through everything? As told by Bella Swan. All human. One-shot. Warning: Character death. In memory of a dear friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret OneShot by Twilighter620 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is Lieutenant-Detective Edward Anthony Masen and he's hopelessly in love with his boss' daughter...journalist, Bella Swan. On the night of one of Seattle's deadliest storms their secret passion unravels.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Teacher's Pet by WriterSymone reviews
Lemon. That's all I really have to say. The story explains itself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Motivation by MartaSwan reviews
She was his teacher, he was her student. And she needed a n't like, don't read. Made some changes. Written for Jayeliwood Sexy Edard Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
I like sh by EdwardMC reviews
So, this was a convo between my and my friends/ girlfriend. This is a HUMAN story. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Positive Tension by Lilly for Algernon reviews
JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDDIE COMP! Lawyer Edward is infatuated with his co-worker Bella... Dipping the pen in company ink has never been so tawdry. Lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hey Cowboy by amgglekim reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! What happens when admiring from afar becomes up close and personal? Features: Bartender Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Selfish Desires by Writing With Passion reviews
One-shot written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward was an incubus who followed less than traditional methods to survive, but tonight was different...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Assessment Parable by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Bella's last few months as a human mean everything to Edward. Her health is his top priority, so it would only make sense that he took it into his own hands. ExB Sexy doctor smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Love of a Pirate by muggleinlove reviews
A one-shot for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is a Pirate and Bella is the Governor's daughter. OOC one-shot, ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing the Field by muggleinlove reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is a football player, Bella is a cheerleader. Fun ensues. OOC, ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better than Birthday Cake by muggleinlove reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is a chef that just opened his new restaurant with his life-long best friend, Bella. All Human, includes Chef Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Control by jadoreparee reviews
When Edward comes home from a hunting trip with Emmett, what does he find but a willing wife ready for her own hunt. E/B, Breaking Dawn spoilers: Vampire!Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Training Day by musicluv585 reviews
OOC Bella does not want to listen to Edward, and Edward can't take it, so he gets frustrated see how he lets out all his anger! xxLEMONS GALORExx ***ONE-shot!*** Plz Read&Reveiw. This is for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest so come check it out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trick or Treat by Skanky Frankie reviews
Lemon, One-Shot. Edward enjoys Drunk Bella's costume at a Halloween party. Needless to say, things get hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cab Cafe by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward is famous for his good looks, charisma, and skills. While performing, he catches the intelligent eyes of a stranger, who he later meets. For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Look inside for the type of amazingly sexy Edward. M Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forest's Gift by windtear reviews
On holiday in England, Bella encounters a strange but irresistable young man. For Jayliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
ONE-SHOT LEMON FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST. ALL-HUMAN! Military Edward finally comes home to his love sick wife. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can you save me by Goo82 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Edward was recently crushed by the love of his life. What happens when his brother and friends throw a party and a tipsy Bella walks into his room while he is sulking. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Testing by FroggyDarren reviews
Bella's coffee break is threatened to be cut short by lack of coffee. Will a new delivery help? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After Dinner by cass189 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. After a horrible dinner Edward helps Bella forget all about it. BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Extracurricular Activities by Liz4 reviews
For Fallenfate's High School Challenge. E/B Lemony Goodness. AU/All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
New Team Driver by ericastwilight reviews
The racing team needs a new driver besides the sexy Edward Cullen. Unfortunately, its a stubborn woman named Bella, the teams owner's daughter. Someone Edward can't stop thinking about.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 179 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hot for Teacher by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
I'll show them. That's what was on my mind when I got my high school reunion invitation. #4 for jayeliwood's contest :D Teacher Edward AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drop the Bomb by jiigsaw reviews
Two people. One war. Endless results. originally for Jayeliwood's contest so... smut. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Fade by WellMadeMistake reviews
Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Change of Scene by off-the-deep-end reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's 'Sexy Edward' contest. 'Blue jeans and rocker tee' Edward. Bella is pleasantly surprised when she spots the breath taking lead singer of the band she didn't expect to like. Rated M for lemons...obviously. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work is a positive thing by xoVampiresxo reviews
Bella, a lawyer-trainee is given the opportunity to work at one of New York's most prestigious law firm, being under the handsome and delicious entrepreneur, Edward Cullen, as his assistant? Will things grow steamy and sparks sent flying? Lemons assured
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 95,062 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teach Me, Edward by yourclosetormine reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest Bella has always dreamt of being with Edward, but she doesn't know what she's doing. Can Edward teach her a few things? B/E Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picture Perfect by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
My third entry for Jayeliwood's contest! Photographer Edward. What happens when Edward enters a contest of his own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planes Aren't That bad by A-Liars-Choice reviews
This is a one-shot for the Sexy Edward contest. Edward is an Australian coming back from a trip to America. Bella is a flight attendent going to Australia after she finishes her work on the plane. To put it short. The meet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Such Thing As Plenty Of Time by whitereflections12 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! Dominate Edward, IC, set during Breaking Dawn. Bella is focused on training, becoming the best fighter she can. Edward knows that with what's coming, there very few things that matter. And that isn't one of them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr Bright Eyes by Katie Holla Queen reviews
Bella moves to Florida after her dad dies and starts to fall for one of her teacher assistants, Edward. Chaos and lemons are sure to follow. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Doctor Is In by xshear reviews
Nurse Swan faints and Dr. Masen insists on examining her. AU-HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lunchroom Diaries by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Random conversations between Edward and Bella at the lunch table. What's the topic for discussion today?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
One Last Kiss by ohxmyxria reviews
/Revamped version of chapter 3 in New Moon/ Confronted with the knowledge that Edward has fallen out of love with her, Bella is resigned - she always knew deep in her heart that it was a matter of time before the dream ended. But, she has a last request.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Jenna Nevermore reviews
When Bella has a naughty dream, her sleep talking lets Edward know exactly what it was about... Lemons! I wrote this one shot as a remedy to my writer's block. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want to be a Cowboy, Baby by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's contest, Sexy Cowboy Edward! My first lemon...be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Special Delivery! by BubblesBlossomButtercupBumble reviews
What happens when Edward delivers a pizza to the girl of his dreams house? All Human, OOC, for Jayeliwood's sexy edward contest...review?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Healing Hands by BookRead reviews
Another Sexy Eddie entry. Dr Cullen has a patient in very naughty blue panties. Worth the rating and lemony pie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fired Up by Twilightian reviews
For Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward Contest". Edward's been fired from his job at the office. Bella's got the perfect way to make him feel so much better. Rated M. BxE. Lemon! R&R Thanks :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teaching a Lesson by xshear reviews
Bella's late to class and Professor Masen doesn't like it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Human Minute by SweetSerenity01 reviews
What if Edward didn't stay put during Bella's human minute?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Educational by Lady Saffir reviews
Bella knew Edward was paranoid when it came to her safety, she just didn't know how paranoid he could be. "Missile. Proof. Glass," I repeated slowly, my hands still on my hips as I glared up at him.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Little Sister by Lady Saffir reviews
Bella realizes she and Edward aren't the only ones suffering from her decision to continue with the pregnancy. "Jasper," I whispered, knowing he could hear even though he was upstairs.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Welcome to the Mile High Club by CharlieGrl reviews
Sexy Eddie Contest! When Bella flys to New York to help Alice she meets Eward on the plane. But what sort of trouble do they get up to in the restroom? oneshot ooc AH with lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edible Fun by BookRead reviews
Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Bella comes home to Chef Eddie and his tasy treats. Worth it's M rating I think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chained on Halloween by Twilightian reviews
For Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward Contest" - Alice is holding a Halloween Party. Bella and Edward have a bet - winner has the other chained. Who will it be? Rated M BxE R&R? Thanks! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do you Believe in Destiny? by HigherMagic reviews
AU. Almost all human. Edward Cullen and his family move to the rainy town of Forks from Chicago. What happens when he meets the incredibly beautiful and secretive Isabella Swan? I suck at summaries. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,252 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Protect the Innocent by AmberGlow2 reviews
Carlisle has a scared 6 year old patient, Edward discovers the problem and helps her. Will she keep his vampire abilities a secret? Rated M for graphic sexual abuse from a non twilight character. Do not read if you are sensitive or under 18.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Candy Shop by Silver Angeliss reviews
Submission for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Edward Cullen is the geeky owner of an up-and-coming candy store in Forks. One hot summer evening, his life gets a whole lot sweeter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tutoring Session by Intermission reviews
AU/AH-Entry for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest-Edward wants Bella to tutor him in Literature. Bella wants to tutor Edward with 'something else', entirely. Can one awkward moment lead a change in Bella's lesson plans?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Employee Lounge by Yes Exactly my brand of heroin reviews
20 year old virgin Bella goes to a bar, trying to find a man. What happens when she sees the most beautiful green eyed bartender in the world? And what happens when that bartender wants her? One Shot. Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. RATED M. BE WARNED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's sexier than a mechanic? by sprockett reviews
Bella's truck has broken down, and she needs some help from the local sexy mechanic. Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest! Mechanic Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Endeavors by EatSleepBreatheJonas reviews
Shane wakes Mitchie up to show her something. Slightly dramatic fluff follows. T for one swear word.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
By the Book by Twilightian reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Edward helps out at the library - Bella's returning late books - Shakespeare and a romp in the stacks, anyone? Rated M BxE My First Lemon! R&R Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
WipeOut by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie competition! One-shot with a plot. Bella comes back for a visit to a little beach town for what she thinks is the last time. What does Edward do to make her stay? OOC and a little angsty... sorry. Smutty, Lemony Deliciousness. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prom Night Algebra by Jude Mackenzie reviews
After a decade of being married, Alice forces Bella and Edward into reliving a former experience: school prom. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Eddie Contest! Edward in and out? of a tux…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Life Goes On by riverbelle reviews
Bella moved on to college after graduating and after Edward left. She feels lost and empty but desperately tries to fill the void. After time apart will a chance encounter bring the truth to light, will there be a happy ending? XD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Families are like fudge by AlyssaLutz reviews
Sequel to Camp Pembina. Bella is pregnant. Again! Now accompanied by a 2 1/2 year old, how will Edward and Bella deal with the pregnancy plus baby Kaleb? And what happens when an unwanted person comes back into her life? ExB AxJ EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,246 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reality Blows by twilights.exoticbeauty reviews
Sexy Edward Contest! Military Edward! Smutty and Romantic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Okay by LionsLamb reviews
Submission to Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest, exploiting 'Firefighter Edward' this time. Will Bella and Edward's love prevail in the face of a national disaster?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Study Buddies by shanbug07 reviews
Bella and Edward meet in statistics class and he offers to be her private tutor. One shot lemon. Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Voyeuristic Tendencies by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward catches Bella is a very compromising situation, which leads to a bit more than simple voyeurism. ExB Smut, Smut, Smut... but very fun smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Frustration, Anticipation, Satisfaction by xx.butterflaii reviews
- slight OOC - post-eclipse - Bella Swan is having trouble with the idea of post-marital sex. Then again, she's only human. What happens when Edward catches her trying to relieve herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sex Addicts Love Story by AnimeCrazzed reviews
Let's say Bella in another universe is named Marie and Edward is named Damion. What type of fun can a bad boy have with an all out girl. Read to find out. WARNING: Mature Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Addiction by ashehole reviews
Edward comes up on Rosalie watching a soap opera and sticks around to find out what the big deal is about these shows. EdwardxRosalie bonding. Read, Review, & Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Break In by cas-sassafrass reviews
Bella is home alone waiting for Alice. When suddenly, from the backdoor, she hears the unmistakable sounds of a break in.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do You Want to Do Me a Favor? by Stup1D-sk00LyarD-CRUSH reviews
ALL HUMAN/ ONE SHOT- "Oh God... Uh, miss?" "Yes?" "Are you busy?" "No." "Do you want to do me a favor?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Cravings by bitten-sln reviews
Just a random one shot where Jasper and Emmett put Edward in an uncomfortable position by listening to a hilarious song. DISCLAIMER
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Aren't You Supposed To Be Sleeping? by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Edward is going to kill me in the morning," I said. "Don't worry. This frightening little monster will protect you," she said cheerily. Jasper and Alice have some fun influenced by certain... siblings. Please read and review! One shot. FLUFF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Hurricane Season by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when the Cullen family decides to go visit Texas and end up stuck in a hotel room for hours because of a hurricane? Drama and comedy ensues. Authored with Whynotjasper. Rated M for a reason folks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Hyper by Compassion001 reviews
Bella comes out of the bathroom and stumbles across a soda machine. soon after drinking a couple of sodas, she starts to get a bit senile. how far will she go to being crazy? read the story to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008
Why I Bother With Cullen by talkywalky84 reviews
Newborn Bella finally takes control of Edward. Lemony goodness! First fic, be reasonably kind. I am not Stephenie Meyer... these are her characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Lost it by AliceCaldwell reviews
she had lost the one thing that would have made her and her husband, Edward, whole. can she take it? can Edward help her heal? need reviews to continue... what do YOU want to happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Games by three.hills reviews
Rose/Emmett in chap 1: The two have to win back a trophy that was lost, what they will do for it has potentially dangerous consequences. Future chapters w/other Cullen pairs. Graphic lemons/smut. Reviews are love. Will be continued due to reviews/requests
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
I Love My Sex by Supermel Returns reviews
The title almost explains it all. EB one shot that takes place during Breaking Dawn. SPOILERS! Btw, it's a lemon ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something Different by Haley Cullen reviews
BELLA POV: Edward and Bella are at home after Eclipse, and Bella is willing to have a little quality time with her favorite vampire. Something I wrote before Breaking Dawn came out. Warning: Lemons, Lemons, Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
When You Look Me In The Eyes by secretpen28 reviews
After Camp Rock, Mitchie and Shane begin dating, so when Shane leaves for a tour around Europe, what will they do? Write letters of course. See how two months away affects the other... Smitchie. I hope you enjoy. Reviews appreciated.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2008 - [Mitchie T., Shane G.] - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 278 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Volvo by Nature.Calls reviews
Edward and Bella manage to stop traffic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 253 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Experiments by Jasmine Kay reviews
Bella experiments with a Fudge Pop. Better than it sounds. warning: Very kinky and lemony. bxE ONESHOT. warnig: not for the weak hearted if you cant stomach the idea of edward and bella having wild torrid and very kinky sex then dont read this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Reassurance by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella worries. Edward and Carlisle reassure her. Co-authored with Eskaybeki. Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for threesome sexual content. Written for my Twilight20 prompt. Spring.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella - Complete
The compromise by bellamy-cullenvampire-bean reviews
Bella and Edward have just had the most spectacular wedding. Now they are alone on their wedding night. Read to find out what these crazy kids get up to. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smitchie Time by Chicken'Lo reviews
All Mitchie wanted was to take at least one peaceful shower....Smitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Switched by gwnmonkey reviews
Unsuspectedly Edward and Bella's bodies get switched. Now Bella is in Edward's body and resisting her body's scent. Together, they have to hunt down the vampire that changed them. My friend Danielle wrote this and asked me to put it on the site for her. R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
The Claiming by Leria reviews
This is a BxE one shot that I submitted on Twilighted dot net for a smut challenge. It is M/NC-17 rated for mature audiences only! Bella finally gets what she has wanted from Edward since her change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friday Night by Fawkes's Tears reviews
Bella knows a way she can get what she wants without getting hurt. B/E, Lemon, Oral. Discretion advised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forbidden Thoughts by bitten-sln reviews
Bella is fresh out of her change. Emmett sees her and does something naughty. XD This is a one-shot. Disclaimer on profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
When You're Gone by danger powers reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. A year later, he is shocked to see Bella's music video. Turns out she's a superstar. What happens when the Cullens show up at one of her concerts? EdwardxBella R&R AU and a little OOC. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Job Interview by Bearsy-toe reviews
Mr. Cullen, Mike Newton is here for an interview." I saw Bella eyes grew wide and she quickly ducked under my desk. "Mike is here! Edward how could you! Don't tell him I'm here!" She glared at me and I put a confused look on my face. ONE SHOT Lemon enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mister Virtue by twi-ction reviews
Edward gets dragged to a strip club for his bachelor party. Based off of the July 16th Quote of the Day
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Vampire Cat by Miss Whoniverse reviews
Extended. Edward and Bella are married. Bella is not yet a vampire but it is coming. She has a wicked idea and drags Jasper along. Funny and fluffy! Would be a oneshot but too many people liked it. ENJOY AND REVIEW! No lemons, sorry 8D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Edward's song by fanpirelover reviews
Edward has written Bella a lullaby, so Bella wishes to return the favour. She has written him a song and he insists she plays it to him.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Seconds by ResDes2 reviews
Sequel to Cleaning Off. After having an threesome with Carlisle and Edward, then cleaning off with Carlisle, Edward and Emmett are still horny. Slash. Please review, even if you think it's bad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Debris by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a most unlikely fantasy fulfilled after Bella gets dirt inside the Volvo after a well-planned hike. Rated M cause I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pain by Sophia24 reviews
Bella is in pain and it's worse than Edward thinks! All human. Random one-shot i thought of when i was hyper
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Raspberries by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen. Safely rated M for innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heaven Is Here With You by DrChristineJ reviews
Bella's POV.She has a theory about Heaven.When she tells Edward, he desides that it's time to show her his biggest secret.Will she react the way Edward hopes? 'Cause when he's facing sunset it happens.Ice becomes fire,cold becomes warmth!One-Shot!COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breezy by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella and Edward take a stroll through the park, but what annoying surprise awaits? One-shot, ExB fluff/humor. Rated T for fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deluded by Twilighter reviews
Edward and Bella have more in common than they thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 200 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Dishes and the ER by Sanrio-chan reviews
Only Bella could end up in the ER from doing the dishes. Edward x Bella. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jasper's Shock by OldRuins reviews
When everyone but Bella, Edward, and Jasper are out hunting and Jasper goes up to Carlisle's office to get a book, but before he goes in he hears a comprmising conversation going on between Bella and Edward. *funny innuendo*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
sTEAMY LOVE by DazzledbyEdwardCullen reviews
a hot shower with edward and bella ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
72 Hours by Sakura Mitsukai reviews
My days had been numbered, even before I met Edward Cullen. Now, my time was up. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Touch by GOLD fish 945 reviews
Touch has always been my favorite of the five senses. My sight was changed. My hearing was changed. My sense of smell changed. I don’t even need to mention taste… and the way I spoke changed over time. But touch didn’t change at all. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Scary Movies by me-twilighter reviews
Oneshot: What happens when the Cullens are watching a scary movie?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh oh oh Sexy Vampire by lauracullen reviews
I don't usually do songfics, but the idea for this came from a conversation i had on youtube. We were discussing how Ed would react if Bella was listening to this song in her car, and the idea just made me laugh. Written purely for lolz. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Fun In Water by Seyance reviews
What happens when it's a really hot day in Forks? Lemon One-Shot. All Human. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Reason by ME LOVEY JAZZY reviews
After Edward comes back to Bella he shows her a song that he wrote her. This takes place during New Moon. Songfic to The Reason by Hoobstank! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chaos with the Cullens by TwihardNerd reviews
The Cullens learn an important lesson : NEVER let Emmett get bored...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
If Edward Could Sleep by PrincesSarah reviews
What if Edward could sleep? What if Bella wasn't the only sleep-talker? Ok, i just thought it would be fun to try this idea out. It has the classic Edward&Bella moments, but also some ATTEMPTED humor. Sooo...yeah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
The funny games by Do or Die reviews
This is just a funny little story I daydreamed about Bella doing funny stuff to all the Cullen's, she's getting payback and it feels good! Betas: Liz also Star Of ages 14
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella - Complete
Lollipop by Loveonawirex reviews
Alice has a vision that she gets to fulfill her wedding plans for Bella and Edward, is in an obnoxiously hyper mood, has a something stuck in her head that annoys the hell out of Edward, and lands Emmett in some serious trouble. Oneshot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
I Kissed A Girl by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
She was her best friend. Did that really just happen? Did she really kiss Bella? Alice/Bella femme-slash.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Fast Food and Play Lands by Rosette-Cullen reviews
When Bella starts to reminisce about her childhood, Edward is hell bent on creating new memories. Fluffy and lemony, you'll never look at this famous structure the same way again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dare You to Move by OffToLalaLand reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since that fateful day in kindergarten. Now they're juniors and both in unhappy relationships. Will one of them finally make the move and tell the other what they really feel? Songfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home Alone by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Jasper and Bella are home alone. Jasper/Bella. Rating for sexual content. Co-authored with eskaybeki. This was an IM RP that we decided to make into a fic, so it might be slightly OOC. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Pool Party by Lady-of-the-Ravens reviews
Alice is planning something for Bella on the 4th of July. What is it? Sort of written for the 4th of July. I had the idea of Emmett with Fireworks but it turned out more serious than I had planned.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Are You Serious! by di14 reviews
Bella comes to the Cullen house crying her eyes out.Why?Was it that vile Mike Newton?Pff,who knows.But the Cullens WILL find out.Rated M for language and...um,you'll see.ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
The Funeral by HigherMagic reviews
This is a once-off shot of the after-effects of a newborn attack, as our beloved coven finds their numbers reduced to seven once more. R&R. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
The Present by canuseetheinvisible reviews
It’s two days before the wedding, and Edward and Bella decide to spend a private afternoon in their meadow. This brings about the talk of the wedding. R&R! This is my favorite story by far… There will be 2 more chapters which will bring it all together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Today is Tomorrow by Bella.Cullen1987 reviews
Sequel to A Changing of the Mind. I recommend reading that first. Lemony story about Edward and Bella, enough said. Kinda OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beat That! by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's bored so he asks Jasper to play rock, paper, scissors with him. No good can come out of it. EVER. ONESHOT Rated T for very mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Cars by sambeam reviews
Bella and Edward go for a drive. One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Exultant juncture by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Another day of the year is what Edward tells himself. On this day, Bella gives Edward the ultimate birthday present. Fluff and sour lemon. Happy birthday Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
There're Our Children by ohhemmettx3 reviews
Have you noticed that there are almost no CarlislexEsme stories? Well, I tried to write some fluff for them, and it ended up kind of cool. Third person, so the writing is different. Enjoy the almost-fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Cooking With Seduction by XxBellatrixJxX reviews
ONE-SHOT. Bella is truly unique-she manages to unconsiously seduce Edward while she cooks! Written from Edward's POV. Pure Bella and Edward fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Works Wonders by featherwing reviews
Warning: Being told by a beautiful vampire that you have skin problems may lead to incredibly low self esteem. ONESHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Fruit and Veggie Conspiracy by twilightaddict13 reviews
Bella has a rough time with cutting a mango and baking a potato. The Cullens are enjoying her suffering. Based on a true story...This is kinda dumb, I advise you to NOT read it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Child Harassment by Schlurp reviews
In a recent interview, Stephenie Meyer revealed that Mr. Banner slightly fancied Bella. What will happen when he goes a bit too far?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
No Need To Worry by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
All Bella wants to do is watch a movie, but Carlisle has other plans. When she discovers his reasons behind those plans, she reassures him. Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for threesome sexual content and some slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Taking Matters Into His Own Hands by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The night after Bella throws herself onto Edward, he can't stop thinking about her. After hours of debating with himself, he procedes to do something that would be frowned upon from his time era. ExE Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Blood Lust by bemystar reviews
Edward breaks the rules for the first time in decades. How does Bella take it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Tickle Fight by acrochick1992 reviews
Edward and Bella are walking in their meadow at sunset and they get into a tickle fight. Takes place after New Moon. Really cute! Just a fluffy, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/25/2008
Kissing in the Rain by acrochick1992 reviews
Set just after Edward gets back in New Moon. Bella and Edward are talking in their meadow when it starts to rain. Super cute. It gave me butterflies just writing it. Just a one-shot. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2008
The Birds and the Bella by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's left alone to watch Bella and decides to attempt to tell her about 'The Birds and The Bees', emphasis on the word attempt.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Bean by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett does something he shouldn't, big shocker there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Edward Loves Rhonda by Waffle of Doom reviews
Edward gets Rhonda pregnant. Just so you know, Rhonda is the Volvo. Yep, it's demented.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
Denial With One Major Flaw by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullens Crank Dat by bookworm-booklover reviews
Just a one shot about the Cullens and a school dance off.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Leave out all the Rest by xtwilight18x reviews
“Bella, tell me what’s wrong. What was your dream about?” Edward coaxed as I whimpered and burrowed further into his embrace sobbing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
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How it is reviews
All a lies, all the pain, all the pretending. It all ends now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Get together reviews
A story of family and friends, pregnant ladies and fun times.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
Let's Play The Death Game, reviews
Okay, so I had read some stories for the contest 'Kill A Cullen' so I got this idea. No, this isn't FOR the contest...A group of friends who wish to die; but having a simpler reason. Beware! Death in all chapters!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Baby Days reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
It wasnt me reviews
“I didn’t kill her mom! I didn’t!” the girl screamed, again, breathing unevenly. “Who did you kill? Who was it?” What happened to this young girl and why wont she answer and admit it was her? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
News reviews
Bella has important news to tell Edward, but she thinks he won't want it. Everyone knows but him and he's getting frustrated. Why is Emmett doing the happy dance? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Number 473 reviews
Bella works for the government and her job is to find out info bout mythical creatures and how they became. What happens when they get a particularly stubborn vampire? Can she make him crack?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,168 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Pretty reviews
Edward and Bella have a conversation. One word they use a lot is 'pretty'. Can you guess why? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
BabyBella! reviews
Edward has deal with something he didn't expect at all. It involves his precious Bella, so how does he react to...taking care of Bella in diapers? Theres some language, therefore rated T. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Teach Me reviews
My entry for Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest! Bella is 19 and wants to learn how to play the piano. When she meets her new teacher, he seems familiar...and he's extremely Se-xy! ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Always there reviews
Who is the mysterious boy who always watches me? Why is he always there? What does he want? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Pool reviews
Alice and Bella are bored after watching more than half a game of football with their men. What do they do to entertain themselves? Do they punish said guys? ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
I have a little problem reviews
Bell's folding clothes in...what u say? So, now Edward has a little problem, that HAS to be fixed. What is it? ONE-SHOT. Hope you guys likey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Scared reviews
Alice sees a scary movie, with Bella and Rosalie and is scared out of her mind and can't sleep. What is she going to do about? Who'll make her feel better? Her brother, of course. Can you guess who it is? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Unexpected reviews
Bella gets sick, and whos there to help her? Yes, Edward, but who else? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
You got BURNED reviews
Bella gets sunburned, and guess who helps? Thats right, our Edward. But what happens when he gets to see more than he has? Will he show how much he likes it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
idiots reviews
Emmett's does something stupid shocker but what happens if Edward's involved and it scares Bella? Will she get pay-back? What 'bout Rose? LANGUAGE!LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Bites reviews
Bella has bites, and Edward trys to help her. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Would you rather reviews
OK, Bells and Jazzy are home alone, bored out of their minds, so they play a game, and soon she has played with everyone. Just mature themes. ok THERE IS LEMON! Sorry, just the last chapter! FIVE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
You missed! reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Cockroaches reviews
Bella sees a super nasty bug! Will Edward help or make it worse? ONE-SHOT i think theres some language, I forgot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Needs reviews
Eddie's at home bored. While Emmett and Rosalie are going at it. Since he doesnt have Bella for now how will he fix his little *problem*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
I kissed a girl, but had sex with her Bro reviews
A song comes on and . .huh? Alice and Bella decide to have some fun. What does it lead to? LEMON! All vampire
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
she asked, He said no reviews
Will she be sad, happy, or... i think of another emotion...fluffy, ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
See what I mean? reviews
Edward does something he didn't know he could do? Le Gasp. Something EDWARD can't do? impossible. You'll see! IM RIGHT I TEL YOU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Chapstick reviews
It's a windy day in Forks and Bella has a little problem. How will our dear Edward fix it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Sat what? reviews
Edward and Bella talk about something they've never really talked about. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
FucFreaking Retarded reviews
Bella does something REALLY stupid. Can you figures out what she did before you end? ONE-SHOT rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Overdoneagain reviews
The Cullen's are up to something. And knowing them...i won't like it... too much.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Emmet's Form Of Torture reviews
Emmett's Torture. Enough said
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Wrestling, huh? reviews
Bella and Edward wrestle, to see who will win. What happens when they do a little more than clean wrestling and play dirty? LEMON, of course. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
